Chapter 2: People with Natural Wavy Hair are Bad Luck
In a random cafe which doesn't really matter in the story
"Ahhhhh, I'm bored. Isn't there anything fun to do?", a fierce looking man with snow white hair that reaches his back says.
"Y'know, being bored is a good sign. It means everything is peaceful. That means we can just laze around and no one can complain. Not like back in one's teenage years where whenever you don't do anything, your mother would call you out while holding a slipper and shouting, 'Oi, you lazybag with no future!' or something like that. On that note, oi waiter! Gimme a large parfait!", a sleazy looking man with natural perm responds
||| Meanwhile, in the counter |||
A man who looks to be a lowlife curses at straight glasses gu-
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A STRAIGHT GLASSES!!!", retorts the Glasses Retort Guy to no one in particular
Lowlife guy was shocked at his outburst and curses back, "WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING, PART-TIMER?!?!?"
Glasses retort man realizes his actions and meekly replies, "I'm sorry, manager..."
"You should be! Just why can't you be normal?"
"It's just that, the only thing I've learned my whole life is swordsmanship...", Glasses looks down in shame
"In this age of Sword Ban, just how can swordsmanship help you survive?", Manager shakes his head
||| Back to the cafe tables |||
Snow White hears the commotion from the counter and shouts, "Everything alright over there? We're kinda waiting for our order!"
"Ah wait, did author just call me Snow Whi-"
"Who cares if he calls you Snow White or Elsa, all that matters is I get my parfait!", Shirobaka replies
"Shirobaka!?!?!? Ya damn abusive autho-"
At another table, one of the Amanto among the group of bipedal leopards call out, "Hey manager, just let the guy be"
The manager promptly apologizes, "I'm truly sorry"
The gang of Leopards laughed
"Oi, just serve these honorable ones their orders", Manager-san commands Megane-kun
Glasses follows the manager's command but when he nears the table, he was tripped by one of the group of Leopard Amantos
Boisterous laugh erupts once more among the Amantos while the manager grabs Megane's hair to berate him once more
What Manager-sama did not expect was for him to taste a fistful of pain and also probably a broken nose that will not only lead to temporary pain and breathing problems but also probably future speech impediments
"Old man...", Natural Perm stares coldly then continues, "What're you gonna do about my parfait?..."
He then smashes the empty glass to the manager's head whilst shouting, "Thanks for the food!!!"
He breathes heavily for a few seconds then turns back, "Kouji, you done?"
"No witnesses allowed. All targets, eliminated", The man now named Kouji replies
Behind Kouji is the unconscious body of the Leopard Duo... was there really only two of them before? Well, it's not like that really matters...
Kouji slowly walks towards the exit while Natural Pe-
"Could you stop with the Natural Perm?", retorts Perfectly Straight Hair shampooed with TRESemmé
He walks to Megane and says, "The parfait was really good"
Then proceeds to follow Kouji to leave
Megane wakes up from his stupor and quickly tries to follow them until he was stopped by the authorities
"Ah, there you are suspect no. 1", they say while looking at him
"Eh?", Megane's already small brain that only knows how to retort stops functioning
"What do you mean 'Eh?', just look at what you've done... Two Amanto's down for the count, one of the supposed three of them went missing, and the cafe manager with glass fragments on his head... Tsk tsk tsk", the main policeman shakes his head
"Wait, officer I didn't do it!", Megane strongly denies
The officer just keeps shaking his head and say, "That's what they always say... yet look at you, lying while already being caught red-handed"
Megane follows the officer's sight and sees that he was holding the partly shattered glass in his right hand causing severe cases of anxiety to attack him
"Now, just come and follow us calmly", the officer sighs
"WAIT! PLEASE! IT REALLY WASN'T ME!"
And so starts the life of Megane-kun in prison...
"LIKE I'M GONNA LET MYSELF ROT IN THERE!!!"
Megane looks around and spots the two actual culprits escaping the crime scene as if they were Lupin and friend
"I WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE!!!" Megane shouts till he reaches them and grabs their motor
"It sure is loud today", Perm says while ignoring Megane
"Sure is...", Kouji just nonchalantly replies
Just then, a woman comes out of a store and speaks, "Oh Shin-chan, what're you doing out here?"
Megane, now identified as Shin-chan, looks over, "Sis!"
"So you're Shin-chan! Man, you sure have grown up! Last I saw you, you were still bent on crayons! Time sure is fleeting", Kouji nods as if he was reminiscing
"I'm not that Shin-chan! Anyway, what're you doing here Sis?", Shin-chan retorts
"It's less of what I'm doing here but what YOU are doing here, right? Aren't you supposed to be at your job?", the sister tilts her head while inquiring
Shin-chan squirms a little thinking of what to reply before finally saying, "Actually, I got fired... Well, less of getting fired and more of my boss getting crippled..."
When he looks up and see the darkness seeping out of his sister, he couldn't help but hurriedly add, "I promise it's not my fault, sis! It's those two guys who beat up the manager and the customers!"
When the sibling finally realized, they turned to the side only to see that the two suspicious guys were ready to bolt out
"It's been nice seeing you mature Shin-chan but in life, everyone must learn the feeling of farewell", Kouji says with seemingly real reluctance in his eyes
Silver hair just shouts, "Adieu!" before stepping on the pedal but neither of them expected what happened next
What was supposed to be an ordinary girl, seemed to have enough strength to stop a motor from accelerating... They always knew that the scooter wasn't exactly the newest and toughest of them all but to stop it, what more with one hand is just...
"The evolution of the human race always eludes me...", Kouji mutters loudly with a thinking expression
"Don't you mean the regression? I mean clearly she regressed to a gori-", that was all the silver haired man could say before he mysteriously entered his slumber
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