If i see you out on my lawn one more time im calling the police. you just stand there and stare at my window. are you some sort of pervert? you may only be two foot tall but that doesn't give you the right to stare at me. your outfit is out of date, as you wear a blue jacket with a red pointy hat. you were hired to protect our garden but since the move you just stand in our yard doing nothing,
either get a new job or leave me alone you god damned gnome,
Jimi,
the kid in the window.