Chapter 84: ch 83
After spending a magical week and half having fun with my girls its time to return to the academy upon returning I'm greeted by my fiancee for appearance sake meaning she was forced to spend time with me in public in order to create the illusion of that she is caring fiancee I am forced to play along as her father promised more financial aid for a good performance so I pretend her feelings matter but apparently someone doesn't particularly care about our performance as he approaches with a scowl on his face.
Melissa:"Francis to what do we owe for your company?" he is the cousin of Princess Margaret
Francis:"The fact that while I was abroad my woman is now involved with someone far beneath her" he turns to face me "in case you are wondering that means fuck off!"
Me:"So you came to spout bullshit if your breath is any indication in the future don't fill up on shit before you come to speak to me" Melissa isn't even shocked anymore by what I say
Francis:"How dare you speak to me when I done you the honor to even acknowledge you?!"
Me:"Yes you used the amazing power of two working eyes and now demonstrated your ability to use your ears the list of your accomplishments goes on and on but unfortunately I couldn't care less now close that rancid cunt you call a mouth and take your own advice and fuck off"
Me:"For some unknown reason Francis didn't appreciate my sincere intentions and decided to attack me completely unprovoked by my part as I was only providing sound counsel but I suspect it had something to do with the fact he was so inbred that it made it impossible to distinguish right and wrong behavior which is why he chose such an ill conceived endeavor so as soon as he threw his fist I attempted to restore his higher thought process by using some stimulus in the form of my boot to his face when that proved useless I subdued him in order to protect him from harm hence the reason I picked up the silver tray and whacked him admittedly I may have been a tad over zealous but my intentions were pure so I hope you will take that into account dean Jeffrey Jones"
Dean Jeffrey Jones:"Dean Jones will do and do really want to stick with that answer? I am honestly surprised you said all of that with a straight face I mean you hit him with the tray at least twenty times"
Me:"It was only sixteen times please don't exaggerate the scenario so what is the verdict am I free to go?"
Dean Jones:"I personally want you gone but you have powerful connections that make that impossible so I am asking no begging you not to assault any more students no matter how irritating they may be to you can you please do me that favor?"
Me:"Alright so I am free to go is what you said right?"
Dean Jones:"Is that the only thing you got out of everything I just said you know what you clearly refuse to change so I give up just don't do anything so public in the future so we can rule it as an accident and I can pretend not to know the real reason for deniability sake"
Me:"Sounds good to me"
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