I Thought I Finally Managed a Peacefull Death...
In an unknown area, a beautiful woman can be seen staring at a very dimly glowing, ball of light.
"Hellooo~? Wake up please~? Sigh~, what a lazy soul. Oh wait, maybe it's just exhausted? Hmmmmm~" A beautiful yet playful voice reverberates through the empty sky blue void.
"Neeeee~ Wake uppp~" The woman starts poking the orb (or soul) and eventually, after a few hours of incessant, annoying, poking, the light grows a smidge brighter and another voice sounds.
"Who the fuck is interrupting my eternal rest?? Wasn't I supposed to be dead??? Just let me sleep for a few thousand years...."
Eyebrows twitching, the woman stares at the soul dumbfounded.
"I'm a goddess you know. Maybe you should be a bit more polite~? I'm the one who will determine your next life you know. Maybe I should just erase you?"
The insolent voice responds again "That sounds great! Please do that!! Let's see... Fuck Shit Damn Ass Cunt Cock Pussy Fuck!!!"
"..."
"Can you erase me now please?"
"..."
"Hello?"
"... I've never seen a soul like you before, asking to be erased..? Seriously..?"
"Yep, that's what i'm doing. Do it now please?" A large vein throbs visibly on the goddess's forehead.
"NO, I CAN'T DO IT!!! I'M NOT ACTUALLY ALLOWED TO!!! Shitty fucking mortal...."
"Useless goddess..."
"Your not getting erased that easily~. I really pity the world you get sent to. Whatever~ I'll be the mature one. You can go to any world of your choosing, bla, bla, bla, all that reincarnation crap. You get five wishes, use them wisely!"
"Okay.... first wish."
"Yeah?"
"...Erase me."
"!?$%#@*%$#?#&!!!!!!!!!!" The goddess is now seen barely stopping herself from flicking the soul out of existence.
"... Oooookkkkkkaaaaayyyyyyy..... Breathe~~ Calm down~~ Don't break the rules~~!" After calming herself down she eventually started talking to the soul seriously.
"Why so insistent on being erased? I've never seen a soul that wanted to stop existing, all of them fearing the possibility to their very core. Much less you, who seems to genuinely wish for it.....? Why???"
"... Sigh..... You said it yourself didn't you? I'm fucking exhausted. Just do it, will you?"
"No." She says determined. "Make your wishes, and choose a world. It can be anything from fiction to reality, even your original world. What will it be?"
"I won't make any choices, I don't want to be reincarnated. If you're so stubborn on not being away with me, just let me sleep in this place or something...."
Right as he finishes speaking, he drifts off and the soul dims again.
'It's worse than I thought. He's far worse than simply... exhausted. It's unbelievable just how bad it is.'
Without another thought, she waves her hand and puts the soul into a hibernation-like state.
'As you suggested, I'll let you sleep for a few thousand years. In my void realm, your soul should be strengthened based on your potential.'
'Mortal souls of course won't be strengthened much due to a lack of any actual potential, but you should wind up very refreshed and hopefully ready to live again if everything goes right. Let me just make a nice little room for you so I don't forget that you're here. ...And so your soul doesn't fade away.'
Thinking that, with a wave of her hand a large black cube-like room forms around the soul. Looking at it with complicated thoughts, she eventually shakes her head out of it and moves on.
'Even after he rests properly, I'm sure he'll just wind up refusing to co-operate again. Then there's just one thing to do~! I'll study all the anime he's watched before and find the fantasy world most suited to comfort him when he wakes up.'
'I'll go ahead and check all other anime there is, while I'm at it. This way I can pass some time waiting for him to wake up, plus I can figure out what wishes would make his life the most comfortable.'
'It's definitely not because I'm REALLY curious about anime, with it's worlds being the most OVERWHELMINGLY popular reincarnation choices. Definitely not.'
A computer eventually materializes and she begins to watch anime after anime...
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Black_Snow_Coat
Black_Snow_Coat So, a bit of a spoiler, but if you have recommendations on the wishes, then you should go ahead read it. There's not too much spoiled.
SPOILER: The goddess will spend all the time till he wakes up watching anime and will become a full on weeb/otaku (Including Hentai). After that, the goddess will make his wishes for him. The first three are already decided and designed solely to ensure he enjoys life and try to force him in a harem, as after becoming a weeb she decides that should help him become a bit happier. The world he will go to will be Accel World and will probably be mixed with additional anime to fill it in some. If anyone has suggestions on the last two wishes, based on special abilities, comment. Same with other worlds to mix in. I hope you enjoy my writing and have a good night!
P.S: I had edited this before, but forgot to save it before publishing!! Sorry about that. This is now mostly edited and will hopefully read much better.
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