Chapter 16: Fantasy Beach
Haze messaged [Eternal Fantasy] through <God Smith> as the banging on his door returned.
It sounded like a tank was smashing into his door over and over and over again as he finally received a returned message from [Eternal Fantasy]
[Chat Window]
Eternal Fantasy: You damn bastard! I have to kill a demon in an hour... What do you want?
Haze: I have a D- class demon at my house! Join my guild and help me kill him.
Eternal Fantasy: You don't have a guild yet... You have to join my guild [Fantasy Beach]. I promise to make you guild leader.
Haze: You're nice to me all of a sudden?
Eternal Fantasy: I'm assuming you have a <domain>, right? I'm sending you the <guild request>..
[Eternal Fantasy has formally asked you to join [Fantasy Beach]. Your ranking will be [Vice Leader}.]
[Make sure you read all the rules before joining a guild... Would you like to open the booklet?]
Haze: Why is it asking me to read the manual?
Eternal Fantasy: Dude, I'm going to die in an hour if you don't help me. Stop worrying about it and accept the request!
Haze looked over at Rail as she leaned forward, grabbed his mouse, and opened the instruction booklet.
"I can read fast, Haze... Give me ten seconds and I'll memorize the booklet."
"You wait to tell me that now? Shouldn't you know the rules already..." Haze heard the scratches of claws against his doorway as he looked at Zack nonchalantly turning on the televison. "Damn it! What does it say?"
"Good news or bad news?" Rail said as she sat on his lap. "I'll do the bad news first... You're dead without his help, but if he doesn't make you guild leader he can make you help him for one hour a day..."
"Shit! That donut eating bastard! He better make me guild leader..."
"You also can't hurt him...." Rail said as she crossed her arms. "He can't hurt you either, but if he expels you from his guild while you're sleeping... He can kill you then..."
"I guess I'll deal with the donut man first, and then leave his guild..."
"I will sleep on the floor next to you..." Zack said as he tossed the remote against the wall. "I promise to only watch Burn that Witch with low volume..."
Haze sighed and reopened the chat.
[Chat Window]
Haze: I'm joining but you better make me guild leader!
Eternal Fantasy: I'm dead in fifty minutes... You'll be surprised when you see me...
Haze: Fine I'll join your stupid guild!
Haze has accepted the invitation to [Fantasy Beach]...
Haze has been promoted to guild leader of [Fantasy Beach]... [Eternal Fantasy] is requesting to join your domain...
"He... he actually made me guild leader... Alright, accept accept!" Haze clicked on the accept button as he turned back and saw a shadow running up his stairs! It was just Mace walking up the stairs, but he felt terrified of the banging on the door.
[Eternal Fantasy] is entering your domain... Please pick a spawning point...
Haze saw an image of his house and selected the area next to the bed to spawn [Eternal Fantasy]. A moment later, a light flashed and five new people were in his room including a rather beautiful red head and four gods he recognized.
"Don't stare... I'm a girl okay?" Eternal Fantasy waved at Haze as he dropped back off his chair... "I... I figured if I choose characters a male would choose I wouldn't get taken advantage of when I joined a guild..."
"You're so pretty? I thought you'd be fat!" Haze took a deep breathe as he walked over to Eternal Fantasy and gently patted her on the back... "Wow, you really aren't using some kind of technique... "Are these even real?"
"Pervert... I got made fun of for how big they were in college. My real name is Waist by the way. My parents were a little unusual."
"Hi, I'm Zack. You're in the way of the television."
"Zack... Get up!" Haze gulped as he looked down at the door. "How much time do we have until that damn Demon gets in here?"
"Fifteen seconds, but the commercial break will be in ten..." Zack complained and pulled out his blade. "[Ant Life]... We should be enough to kill him. Then we can watch the show together..."
"We're so screwed..." Waist said as she looked around the room..."Uhm, by the way, if I die, please accept my gods okay?"
"I promise, but where the hell did Rail go?"
"Just checked... It's two demons at the door not one... I agree with her, we're screwed..." Rail sighed and lied back on the bed... "We can always give up the domain and teleport somewhere else?"
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