"Rich host is amazing!" the system praised, then a new screen appeared in Mr A's vision, "Right, host's last mission is: Realise the ultimate dream."
"Ultimate dream?" Mr A didn't understand. He had done so much but none of the missions he had until yet were as vague as this.
"Right host, what's your dream."
"?"
"..."
No wait, Mr A had to think about it clearly. What was the thing he wanted the most in life? He had basically everything, literally everything any human could possibly wish for except-
Except-
Ding. Mr A finally knew it.
"Frozen Milk."
"Exactly! System is helping you. Ultimate dream mission is to make Frozen Milk your FL!"
Mr A's eyes shone at this. This was the mission he was waiting for. Finally. Finally, he could meet Frozen Milk!
"Let me go to him immediately!"
"Yes, right host. Would you like to spend 300k gold on an airship?"
"Yes!"
A while later, Mr A boarded his own private airship bringing him to the neutral island.
***
Frozen Milk was eating dinner peacefully with everyone. Prota, Vil, Holbe, Glimpse Water and Bro were all exceptionally tame and obedient. Frozen Milk enjoyed the peace and cultivated conversations.
"Frozen Milk you eat beautifully," Prota elegantly cut his meat as he proudly sat next to Frozen Milk.
"Thank you, you too," Frozen Milk returned the pleasant flattery.
"Vil, you're so cultivated," Holbe praised Vil.
"Thank you, you too," Vil nodded.
"Bro, your skills are unequalled!" Glimpse Water watched how magically Bro poured the drinks.
"Thank you, you too," Bro smiled.
Ah yes, this was wonderful. Frozen Milk enjoyed the peaceful moment when he suddenly realised something was wrong! There was something totally weird about this! And what was?
Everything about this setting was wrong! What the fuck was this? Why the fuck were they playing a nice and rich family for like in those stupid romance stories?
Who wrote this bullshit? Who?
"Host this is what you wanted."
"You mechanical shit did this, didn't you?" whenever there was something weird Frozen Milk blamed it on his poor system.
"Host is wronging system. System feels host doesn't appreciate system enough," the system actually sounded sad but in truth, the system could feel the little system.
How great that was. The system was giggling to itself. Another underling the system could pick on and enslave. The system evilly grinned at Glimpse Water's system. Glimpse Water's system felt the chill running down its spine and hid itself behind Glimpse Water's peanut brain as much as it could.
Then the merry peace was destroyed by the doorbell. Prota and everyone lightly gripped their cutlery and pursued their lips.
"Father," Glimpse Water spoke up, "Did you go and seduce someone else, ain't it? Ain't that right?"
Frozen Milk perplexed stared at his distressed characters, he had no idea what they were talking about.
"Sit here, I'll go," Frozen Milk thought he should but his characters tried to stop him.
"Stop it guys! The fuck is wrong with you? Be good and sit!" and on the chairs they glued their asses, hatefully looking into the direction of the entrance.
They shouldn't feel like this but a bad premonition, their 6th sense opened up and told them trouble was coming. Another parasite was going to enter everyone's lives. How hateful. They had to endure another rival again.
Frozen Milk, cluelessly, walked to the door and opened it. A gust of strong manly overbearingness overcame Frozen Milk and almost brought him to his knees but instead it was the handsome stranger who fell and dramatically looked up at Frozen Milk, "Oh my, I fell~"
However, against his expectations, Frozen Milk banged the door shut and walked away.
Mr A was stunned. The deadly weapon of the vulnerable FL didn't work on Frozen Milk? Shouldn't Frozen Milk take Mr A into his arms and carry him to bed? Wait! Wait! Something was wrong with the script!
Didn't this happen too often? C'mon just get rid of the writer already for fuck's sake!
Instead of Frozen Milk, the cold door was trying to soothe Mr A's broken and lonely heart.
"Rich host… shouldn't you be the ML?"
"Oh, right," Mr A collected his wits.
The moment he saw the tender beauty of Frozen Milk, Mr A couldn't help but fall before his lifeline. Frozen Milk. His favourite author! This stalker finally met his victim in real flesh and blood!
Mr A couldn't contain himself and wanted to use the strongest card an FL had but it didn't work! Right, then Mr A realised why and he calmed himself a bit.
Mr A was the ML, not Frozen Milk! This was the problem. Indeed. This was the only explanation that could mend Mr A's wounds from the brief meeting with Frozen Milk.
Mr A pressed the bell again. A second later Frozen Milk appeared.
"You again?" Frozen Milk narrowed his eyes and Mr A trembled. His godly favourite author's voice. Mr A could barely contain himself.
Meanwhile, Frozen Milk scowled. Fuck another M? Who the fuck is this?
"Host doesn't know? Host personally wished for him," the system snickered.
"What?" Frozen Milk didn't understand and couldn't ask as Mr A cleared his throat and his sharp eagle eyes put Frozen Milk into a daze.
Yes, Mr A was a powerful CEO who attracted the white lotuses and green tea b*tches like flies to poop.
"Frozen Milk," his deep voice was intimidating as Vil's, "I've come as you wanted."
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Kuah!" Mr A dramatically fell to his knees and stood on all fours. This was a blow to Mr A's fan heart. H-How could Frozen Milk not know who he was?
What was this blasphemy? Just what kind of cruel game was Frozen Milk playing?
Mr A actually started crying. A grown man in a business suit was crying.
Ah, then Mr A realised something again. Could it be that Frozen Milk was playing hard to get? Was Frozen Milk this kind of FL? That was also fine for Mr A!
"Who the fuck is this clown?" Frozen Milk asked his system.
"Your most beloved rival who transmigrated per your wish, host," the system was having a wonderful time. It captured Frozen Milk's expression a 10000 times per second and would replay it for an eternity.
"Mr Ambassador?"
Frozen Milk couldn't believe his eyes. No way. No way! NO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING WAY!! EVER!
"Yes, Frozen Milk! I'm our biggest fan! Become my FL!"
Frozen Milk wasted his 1000th life and fainted.
After Frozen Milk got over his shock, he had no choice but to let Mr A stay with him. After all, Frozen Milk was responsible for his death in the real world. so to say, and letting Mr A wander around in Frozen Milk's messed up creation would only kill him for a second time.
Frozen Milk didn't know his system would actually do it! Actually murder a person in cold blood!
Frozen Milk shivered. Now, he realised how truly frightening that thing in his head was. Frozen Milk had to be more careful from now on.
"Host realised? By the way, the system once again successfully established dominance."
This crooked system! Frozen Milk was afraid his system only let Mr A transmigrate in order to exert power over the other systems! Damn it.
Now the peaceful atmosphere at the table was destroyed. The 5 harem members were not pleased about this new addition.
Especially because they could feel his CEO skills that bound everyone unwillingly.
"Frozen Milk!" Mr A accidentally spilt water on Frozen Milk.
This was another cliche at the beginning of every CEO novel. The FL spills a drink at the CEO who condemns her but later takes an interest in her like oh you dare to splash water on me? Oh, you are clumsy? Oh my god, so attractive. No other woman has ever done this to me. No other woman is as chaotic, pure and clumsy as you, wow what a turn on.
But instead to follow Mr A' cliche plot, Prota rushed to dry Frozen Milk's clothes.
"It's ok," was the only thing Frozen Milk said.
No way! W-What about the cliché? The cliché could never be defeated! The cliche reigned over everything! S-So how? No way! It was the protagonist's halo! Prota was too sly!
Mr A created such a chaos in his head his little system couldn't watch. His amazing rich host became a brain dead, lovestruck idiot! Fuck this!
"Rich host, shouldn't you be a ML?" the system countless times reminded Mr A.
"T-That's right," and this was the reaction Mr A gave every single time before reverting back to take the FL position, bent on making Frozen Milk the ML.
Frozen Milk could feel the hostility his characters held for Mr A but Frozen Milk couldn't help it. Without Frozen Milk, Mr A wouldn't survive. Frozen Milk quickly gulped his food down and brought Mr A to his room.
The others were shocked by this but Mr A was in bliss. What would Frozen Milk do? Be overbearing and push Mr A down? Mr A's brain was muddled with romance novels that the poor guy was so fried he couldn't think straight.
This alpha male who was the dream of many office women was actually a huge bottom at heart. Even though he tried to be the ML, he couldn't help but draw toward the role of the FL.
In the end, Mr A was the FL. Mr A threw himself on Frozen Milk's bed and pitifully looked at Frozen Milk.
"Please spare them! Don't do anything to them because of me!"
There it was! The irresistible white lotus act. The pure and innocent FL was too good and kind in her heart, she couldn't endure others pain, especially not when it was because of her.
The ML had no other choice but to have his heart melt at this true embodiment of good in a person.
Yet Frozen Milk couldn't be brothered and only flabbergasted stared at Mr A, "What are you talking about?"
In fact, because Mr A was always so persistent around Frozen Milk when they both were still authors, Frozen Milk lowered himself and read one of Mr A's romance books.
The first thing that caught Frozen Milk's eyes was the FL's name which was 'Fromi' and the ML's name was 'Ramba'. Frozen Milk thought it was strange and then the premise fucked him over.
The FL was an online author while ML was also one but in reality, was a CEO. ML was a fan of FL works and their rivalry blossomed into love. What bullshit Frozen Milk thought but at that time little did he know he was already put into a category of the FL by Mr A. Already stalked by the stalker.
"Don't be so mean to me," tears stained Mr A's adonis face.
Another strong card was pulled out! The tears of the FL! Irresistible!
The ML can't help but want to protect her! And will destroy anyone who dares to even think about hurting a single strand of FL's hair.
But of course, it was repelled again by the thick and sturdy wall of Frozen Milk's scum self. Frozen Milk wasn't the ML! He was the scum villain in every story! Yet Mr A didn't believe it. He couldn't!
His pure and amazing author he fawned and stalked for so many years couldn't be a scum (even though he read all the hate comments and Frozen Milk's scummy replies to them.)
"Stop it," Frozen Milk didn't know what the hell his rival was doing but Frozen Milk decided to sit next to Mr A.
Frozen Milk felt a bit sorry for Mr A, even though Frozen Milk wished for Mr A to transmigrate, it wasn't actually what he wanted.
At least not in his own novel! Where he was! Damn!
Frozen Milk was a bit uncomfortable to think about it but he had to know, "Mr A, how did you die?"
Mr A's eyes widened. Frozen Milk thought it was because he asked a sensitive question but Mr A was actually too happy having Frozen Milk say his name.
"I was thinking about you."
Fuck.
"Then was being an author your only job?"
It wasn't uncommon for online novel authorw to be asked that because most didn't make much.
"No," as expected Frozen Milk nodded, "I was actually a CEO.
"FUCK!" Frozen Milk felt not a single drop of shit of empathy for Mr A. He can rot in hell here all he wants! Frozen Milk didn't care!
Mr A noticed Frozen Milk was suddenly in a bad mood and anxiously wanted to coax Frozen Milk, so Mr A pulled on Frozen Milk who was about to stand up and said, "Y-You can take off my clothes and have your way with me."
Just like a maiden. The pure epitome of a FL!
Frozen Milk's face blanked and he ran away.
Another crazy bastard! Fuck this shit! He had to get away from him as far as possible!
Yet as heaven willed, as the blackened readers churned on the writer god, Mr A chased after Frozen Milk at an insane speed.
Fuck, why are his powers way above mine? It's not fair! System you crooked-
And so Frozen Milk's merry days continued with Mr A trying every trick an FL had in the superiors romance genre to woo the most coldhearted and icy ML the genre has ever seen. Frozen Milk, the true scum ML that couldn't be thawed by the cliche!
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