Frozen Milk's short-lived peace in his room, hiding away from Holbe, was destroyed by the door opening with such a force, Frozen Milk fell out of his chair.
He turned around to see an aggrieved and teary Holbe who, the second she saw him, threw herself into his arms. They both fell out of the chair as Holbe clung onto Frozen Milk without letting him go.
Then her soft and beautiful face nestled into his embrace as wetness soaked trough Frozen Milk's shirt.
"If you don't find me attractive then just say so!" Holbe sobbed into Frozen Milk's chest. Frozen Milk was stunned for a second but then sighed.
"That's not it," Frozen Milk helplessly patted her head.
"Then what is it? Could it be you are perhaps, true to my assumptions, ga-"
"I'm not!" Frozen Milk immediately cut her off. This holiness really had such thoughts? Did it really look like Frozen Milk was... Was... Frozen Milk couldn't bear to continue this line of thought.
"Then...?" Holbe looked up at him and he wiped her tears away. Holbe nuzzled back into his embrace.
Frozen Milk was in a rather uncomfortable position. Of course...It was the cursed ground again! The hard surface that greeted him every single day as his secret lover!
"I'm… just not ready yet," Frozen Milk told her the truth.
"Ah," Holbe brought her face up to his, "It's alright, hubby. Let me guide you."
No! Frozen Milk felt humiliated! How could he let her do it for him? Frozen Milk wriggled out of her embrace and brought some distance between them.
"Just give me more time!"
"How much?"
"Like… forever?" Frozen Milk slowly said before in an instant he dashed towards the door again.
"Hubby! Frozen Milk! Wait, I'll promise, I'll ease you in!"
Why did those words sound so wrong? Why did they feel so wrong to Frozen Milk?
It was because they sounded just like his domineering and top characters!
Ease him in? Who needed her to ease him in? How was she going to do that anyways? He should be the one to ease her in!
No way, there was no way that even Holbe was going to top him! No way, his dignity as a fucking top here was once again on the line! Why do they all love to push him down and claim their dominance over him? Why?
Frozen Milk didn't understand but his legs did as they carried him forwards.
Frozen Milk and the hallway had their daily encounter and fated meeting that both would be better off without.
Frozen Milk ran across the mansion with Holbe in pursuit until he made it to his sacred spot again.
The bathroom.
He laid on the ground and stared at the ceiling. Frozen Milk was tired of the daily cat and mouse game. As the mouse shouldn't he be more clever, cunning? But it just felt like he stupidly was cornered by the big, bad cat who was always a step ahead of him.
"Hubby~" Frozen Milk froze on the spot before a might crashed his body and Holbe's face entered his vision.
She looked hurt, her cheeks pouty, her eyes red with glistening tears. A sight no male could resist. Frozen Milk sighed.
"Please don't run away again," Holbe nuzzled herself against Frozen Milk.
"I'm sorry, I shouldn't force you to do it if you don't want."
Frozen Milk sat up, "Alright, I'm glad you understand."
Holbe nodded enthusiastically, "Then can you at least grant me a favour?"
Frozen Milk knew he shouldn't but he couldn't help it again. He really loved spoiling his characters, "What is it? As long as it isn't too outrageous, I'll consider it."
"Then I want to… bathe with my husband."
One second... Two.... Three...
Frozen Milk furiously worked his mind to weigh the pros and cons.
Bathing with his female, his holy beauty. Frozen Milk felt hot blood gushing out of his nose.
"You mean naked?"
"Yes~ but I promise we won't be doing anything except for maybe rubbing agains-"
Frozen Milk covered her mouth so her image wasn't tainted being clouded by those innuendoes that came flowing out of her mouth.
Frozen Milk saw the bullet flying towards him and instead of letting it hit him, he caught it with his mouth and bit it. He gave in. He bit the freaking bullet.
"Alright."
"Ok!" Holbe hurried and prepared the bath.
Her fingers trailed along the water as she leaned against the large and magnificent bathtub.
"Come here, hubby," Holbe motioned him to her.
Frozen Milk followed suite and soon enough both of them just watched the streams of water flowing into the bathtub.
The bathroom was as big as a suite and the bathtub took at least one third of it. It was half the size of a swimming pool. They could literally swim in there.
"Let's enter," Holbe stripped and dipped into the water.
Her head lurked out and her hand pulled on Frozen Milk's clothes, "Take off your clothes."
She gave him a beautiful smile and Frozen Milk…
Frozen Milk found himself in heaven about to dive through soft clouds and enjoy this time.
However, Frozen Milk's resolve was still there. By the end of the day, he once again thanked the virgin gods he could protect his chastity.
Sunday. A day to lay rest. Enjoy. Peace. Relax.
It was the day Frozen Milk held highest in his heart, a day he put all of his life force into to replenish himself. He finally had some alone time. The creator could cherish his own achievement and take a breather.
Yet, everything had to come back, and it would end in a full circle, only then would the little devils and the writer god be satisfied and bring upon blessing to this small exploitable cannon fodder.
He shall return to the roots and the earth shall swallow him up to lead him to the depths of all origins in the black abyss of hatred.
Frozen Milk after more than two years finally had the chance to interact with his own world again. Yet the way he expected it hit him over and handed him to the evil maestri the system was. In front of Frozen Milk, the all-familiar window opened up- the hate comments of his readers.
All Frozen Milk wanted was a relaxed day. A peaceful, normal, resting day! His characters finally left him alone and Frozen Milk wanted to exploit this opportunity to have some time alone! But it seemed like Sunday was now the day for his fucking system to toy with him!
Fuck! Couldn't Frozen Milk just catch a break for once?
"What is the meaning of this?" a shitstorm appeared before Frozen Milk again, however this time he neither appreciated nor enjoyed it.
"System congratulates host on finishing the book and retribution. Host truly redeemed himself and lives happily in peace now. Therefore, system will sort out the rewards. After completing the plot, system promised host to be able to draw random prizes.
Since host already is part of the story now, plot armour isn't needed anymore. System took the freedom to draw for ho-"
"You fucking did what for me? Hey, can't I even get the right to draw my ow-"
"System has achieved the prize 'peek into host's world' for host. Rejoice host."
"This is just some bullshit you made up for your self-satisfaction, isn't it? I bet you get a kick out of it! What kind of stupid prize is this? It's useless! Unnecessary! Unacceptable! Let me draw again! I don't need this!"
"Host, please calm down and appreciate your system's care for you."
"You fucking audacious AI garbage! Care for me a crap! This is solely for your entertainment! Just admit it."
"Ah..." the system sighed.
Frozen Milk thought he heard wrong, "Ungrateful host and I don't even get paid…"
This was the first time his system addressed itself as 'I'.
"So, you think of yourself as a person now? Screw you? Damn right, you don't get paid for your lousy service. Tell me, how long do I have to endure you, didn't I finish my mission?"
"Host cannot go home."
"I know, my corpse's already rotten and disintegrated in my pee."
"Exactly."
"Fuck! You don't have to verify that!"
"I- System will be by host's side until host dies."
"…"
"Host?"
"Shut up. I just wish you'd disappear. What do you mean, stay with me until I die? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
Frozen Milk was experiencing a mental breakdown. No, no, no, this couldn't be true. Absolutely not. His system will cling onto him for the rest of his life?
Fuck, aren't there any other victims his system could prey on? So why Frozen Milk? Why only him? Damn it! Go and infest the brain of other transmigrated authors! Wait... Wait... Frozen Milk... Frozen Milk might be the only stupid one!
FUCK!
"Host..." the system obviously could read Frozen Milk's mind.
"Shut up."
"Host, please look at your readers' comments during your absence. System grants host the ability to continue writing and updating."
"Like fuck I need that! No more! Never ever again! I'd rather grovel in 10 000 needles stuck in my skin and pierce my bones than to lift any finger again to produce a single word."
"Host might want to rethink."
And so Frozen Milk dived into his comments like the nights he did before he transmigrated.
Selons34- 7.13pm started a new thread ' Disappearance of Frozen Milk'
Hey, what happened to the author? Did all the hate comments make him go and reevaluate his life?
Pen**lover- 7.15pm
Who knows? Hopefully. Looking back at his chapters while commenting and spamming him, I'd say he might have a mental breakdown. People can be cruel lolol
Saintxangel- 7.15pm
I sell nud** pls contact me via dm [kissmouth] [kissmouth] fancy some hot nud**?
Kimreyne- 7.16pm
Ha! Bet that jerk can't afford no place to live! Scurries around like a rat! Serves him triple right
Leonapof- 7.17pm
@kimreyne do the authors even get paid here?
Mopmopyoudow- 7.17pm
@leonapof ofc they do, only contracted authors can publish here. They can make up to several k's a month. Frozen Milk was shameless to breach contracts and published on several sites, yet they didn't do anything because he was the highest selling one.
Londfallyousquash- 7.17pm
OP, why did you start this useless thread? Bored? Get a life! No one cares! Good he finally stopped polluting!
Carrotseaglex3- 7.18pm
Trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash trash
Mopmopyoudow- 7.19pm
Wtf??? @mod delete and ban that user above!
Leonapof- 7.21pm
@mopmopyoudown thanks! Didn't know that, maybe I sh apply too. Do you know how to do that?
Frozen Milk despaired! Guys! You're in a thread about me! Care more about me and stop going off topic!
Leyole [mod]- 7.23pm
@carrostseaglex3 warning: if you write unnecessary comments, you'll be banned
@leonapof please refer to the other threads for this, keep this thread only for the intended subject.
Thank you mod! Frozen Milk never knew he should've appreciated mods more.
Selons34- 7.25pm
Despite everything. I kinda digged his stories. It was bad but amusing. How about we guess what happened to him? A word warrior couldn't disappear like that.
Camorad- 7.25pm
He maybe vacation? Weren't the first time he do so. Sry my English bad
Ralfon- 7.26pm
Ded
Nomadine- 7.26pm
Dead
Phipon345- 7.26pm
What the above said
Housanx- 7.26pm
Went to f*** a horse and then got arrested, I saw this one article about him, you can check it out here – [link]
Ralfon- 7.27pm
@housanx no way burh! I'm ded! Is that how frozen milk looks like? One of those guys that prolly go and bangs his sis
Hollialov- 7.27pm
Slap me! Srsly? Dat him? Omg! Omg! Ahahahaa always wondered if there was something wrong with his head
Frozen Milk face blanked as he scrolled down this thread that should obviously stroke his ego and not let blasphemous rumours like this flow around!
Frozen Milk scrolled and scrolled hoping for at least a single good thing out of this trash prize the system gave him but!
BUT!
Nothing!
The comments went on and on about those shitty unnecessary rumours being true or not and they dragged, trashed, and hated on Frozen Milk, speculating about his whereabouts.
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