Chapter 47: You didn't have to die... What is this chapter?
Frozen Milk spent the night with his holy beauty in silence. She healed him and Frozen Milk finally understood all the ominous hand movements and stares she used to give him before.
The next morning, everyone assembled in Frozen Milk's room. It was a weird feeling for Frozen Milk to see everyone so serious. They all sat on his bed as if Frozen Milk was an animal in a zoo ready to be preyed upon by a bunch of lions.
"So?" all of them were waiting for him to say something.
He felt like he was a fresh graduate on his first job interview only to be mowed down by the intimidating stares of the interviewers. Only thing was, Frozen Milk never went to an interview in his life before.
Being in this situation, it truly felt like he was asked by the interviewers to tell them a little about himself like who the fuck was able to answer a fucking useless question like this?
You wanna hear this but when I say it, it's wrong. When I say that, it's also wrong! No matter what, it was all wrong! So stop asking that stupid question!
Frozen Milk exaggerated, this was nothing like that, this was like a cracker to a melon, ratio, easy.
"So," Frozen Milk started off and then suddenly as if someone pressed the flush of a toilet, everything came flushing out of Frozen Milk's mouth.
He told them about the island, about the presence and its goal to destroy the world, however, he left out the fact that this as all inside his novel and he was an author.
They listened attentively and their expression turned grimmer by the second. It didn't go unnoticed by Frozen Milk and he tried to end it at a good note before Prota interrupted,
"This is unacceptable!"
"Oh no.." Frozen Milk mumbled and watched how everyone started to argue with each other about who had the honours of saving Frozen Milk.
Frozen Milk got a bit annoyed, "We're talking about my life and the fate of the world here. Your lives too, can you stop pretending I'm some kind of Cinderella or snow white who needs to be saved and that's not even the point here!"
"What? Cind… Snow…? What?" everyone was perplexed and Frozen Milk wanted to bite his tongue off. Of course they didn't know who those were.
"It doesn't matter. Important is that you don't go and do something stupid," Frozen Milk looked at each of them.
"Then what do you propose to do?" Prota sounded impatient.
"Let me think about it and give me some time alone. This means," Frozen Milk pointed at each of them "That you all don't come closer to me."
"But I have to heal you constantly," Holvb gave the others a sly smirk.
"Only when you sense it's getting out of control," Frozen Milk rubbed his temple as he saw how they started to bicker with each other again.
Finally, Frozen Milk was alone in his room again. He needed to talk with his system.
"Host?"
"What do you suggest?"
"…"
"Have you gotten any new intel?"
"System does but…"
"Just say it."
"There's this possibility that hasn't been confirmed yet."
"Tell me."
"If host wishes then all system can say is that the presence has something to do with Glimpse Water. Further than this system cannot provide any more information. Glimpse Water should know more."
Frozen Milk was alerted, "Glimpse Water... why?"
It didn't seem like he knew anything or?
Frozen Milk walked out of the room and knocked on Glimpse Water's.
"What is it-oh, father!" Glimpse Water beckoned Frozen Milk enthusiastically in.
"Don't tell me you couldn't be on your own and waited desperately to see me?"
Glimpse water made Frozen Milk space on the bed.
"That's not it and it'll never happen, only in your dreams," harsh as ever Frozen Milk scolded Glimpse Water.
"Charm points are really important, ain't they?" Glimpse Water sulked and sat next to Frozen Milk.
Frozen Milk cut to the topic, "My system told me you had something to do with the presence."
Silence before Glimpse Water widened his eyes, "What do you mean?"
"I don't know, I had hoped you could give me an answer."
The silence hung in the air for another few minutes.
"You really don't know anything?"
It looked like Glimpse Water recalled something, "There might be… it's similar but I…"
"What?" Frozen Milk impatiently grabbed Glimpse Water and the latter blushed.
"Don't blush and tell me!" Glimpse Water was shaken like a cocktail.
"I ain't sure but it seems like what you've said kinda resembles… a character I've written for this book. He as supposed to be the main antagonist but before I could write him well… I got transmigrated."
"What?" what Frozen Milk heard was mind-blowing to him.
Was that even possible? Frozen Milk had to press the replay button in his mind over and over again to finally process what Glimpse Water said.
"You wrote a villain? Without me writing you to write? Why did you have to do something this unnecessary?"
"I- I didn't know it'd exist because I never published it! Please stop hurting me, father!"
"But you saved it as a draft?"
"Yes…"
"You brat! Doing stupid things but wait," a brilliant thought popped up, "How do you defeat it?"
"Eh?" Glimpse Water rubbed his shoulders, "I… I wanted to give it a bad ending, the story…"
"WHY?"
Glimpse Water had to endure another shaking session, was he the ground or what?
"S-Sorry. I wanted the villain to destroy the world in order to escape his confinement."
"What confinement? Why such an overused trope like destroying the world?"
"It seems like the presence has become conscious and aware that this is a story he's trapped in and thus desires to escape and enter another world host," system added its opinion.
"By confinement, it means the island. The backstory is that he's an ancient being that has ruled over the world as it was still one and was responsible for the split between the nature and water side. So, the first kings of both sides exiled and managed to confine him eternally on the island, forever to live and suffer."
"Alright," Frozen Milk threw his hands in the air. Glimpse Water was after all an author too.
"So, because I transmigrated here and changed the plot, this presence was also sucked into the story to balance my OP existence, meaning it was created to expel me," Frozen Milk repeat the words his system said.
Frozen Milk glared at his system and hissed, "Isn't it your fault that I'm here in this story in the first place? Didn't you say you've done this several times?"
"It's the first time someone transmigrated into a story about transmigration and also you didn't have to die host."
"So, you're blaming me?"
"Exactly, host."
"What do we do, father?"
"Simple," Frozen Milk had a headache from this new revelation and thinking too much, "We'll go to the island and kill him."
Frozen Milk always appreciated to do things the direct way. Whenever there was an obstacle, he always tried to not beat around the bush and finish it. This was just another case.
"How are you gonna beat an immortal villain?"
"Why did you have to make him immortal?"
"Touché."
"There's nothing touché about it!"
"It's okay father. If father dies, we'll all die," Glimpse Water smiled.
"You brat, wha-"
"Sooner or later it had to happen. It's my fault for creating him, I'm just glad we can be together, everyone. Let's beat the crap out of him!"
Frozen Milk was astonished, it wasn't a good speech, but Glimpse Water seemed genuine.
"We have to nerf him."
"How?"
"Can't you just write on paper, he kills himself?"
"Father, I feel like our characters just got reversed."
Glimpse Water took Frozen Milk by the hand and pulled him along, "We should talk to the other about, ain't it? "
His character development managed to surprise Frozen Milk.
"Yes, let's do it."
Chapter 48: A harem's unrivaled quarrels
What were beads? What were bullets? What was rain? Less than the gallons of salty ocean water that was produced from Frozen Milk's head to pour down his back over and over again.
This wasn't just simple sweat anymore, not just sweat beads rolling down, not just bullets of water, not just showers, it was proper and the unmistakable flood that swept away Noah's arc and dove the whole world into a catastrophe.
And Frozen Milk was buried underneath this natural phenomenon.
Once again, Frozen Milk sat on the table surrounded by his characters after he unleashed the bomb of fatal news and had to act as a tame kitten observing its parents fighting around.
Frozen Milk didn't want to endure this anymore. He was glad everyone cared about him so much because in his previous life, no one ever did, not even himself but this was tiring, so tiring!
"Hello," Frozen Milk's veins were pulsating, "I appreciate everyone's concern but aren't we going off topic now?"
Frozen Milk smashed his hands on the table and everyone immediately quieted down, "This is not the time to talk about your capacities and the endurance of the mattress! I don't fucking care about it! I! Don't! Fucking! Care! About! It! Nor will I ever will, so stop dreaming!"
"But this is important!" Prota's puppy eyes stared into Frozen Milk's solemn once that were about to explode with anger.
Did his cute puppy protagonist melt Frozen Milk's heart a bit? Yes, yes.
Yet the next words reignited the fire again and added several drops of oils.
"What if there's no mattress in this world that could keep up with me? I don't want to press you against the hard ground, it'd be too vicious especially if I can't keep myself to be gentle."
This kid! Totally the wrong topic here!
Frozen Milk's bulging veins were an understatement, they were able to separate themselves from Frozen Milk's body and become their own entity to scream all in unison at Prota,
"Shut up! Just shut up! Don't think about these unimportant things! What the hell is going on in your mind? What? Where's the pure and innocent protagonist? Where?"
Yet Frozen Milk couldn't bring himself to curse Prota because the soft spot in his hard core would turn into a black hole out of spite and suck Frozen Milk's whole existence in.
"Father, don't listen to him. He's not the protagonist anymore, he's just a lump of flesh full of perverted desires. By the way, I'm also thinking about ordering a new mattress, so-"
In Frozen Milk's mind, Frozen Milk became exceptionally strong that he was able to flip the table and bury all four clowns of them underneath it. This was important right now!
They were dealing with life and death, with the whole bloody existence and future of the universe, not just the world but universe and they could just go on and talk about their damn perverted sexual preferences?
Too much would be taking the piss out of any words that ever hoped to make it into any dictionary!
"We ought to really settle this," Holbe turned serious, "we can discuss this later, however. Right now, a more pressing matter needs our attention."
Holy Beauty, his rational and cold holy beauty!
"But... of course hubby would destroy any mattress in existence. I don't mind doing it on the floor," Holbe's voice turned higher and she looked as if she was on cloud nine. Frozen Milk didn't even want to acknowledge her tinted cheeks and way too dreamy (lewd) expression.
Flew away. His impression and initial good thoughts of Holbe flew away. Why couldn't Frozen Milk turn into an angel and fly away?
They needed to move forward the plot and not be stuck here discussing this!
"We don't need mattresses. Either way, my Lord or me will be tied up and hung in air," Vil smiled and drank a cup of tea.
Everyone blanked. They really couldn't beat the villain. It was just outright impossible.
"The island!" Frozen Milk reminded everyone.
"The island, yes right," Prota repeated and hoped to be praised by Frozen Milk yet Frozen Milk disappointed him and ignored him. Prota felt wronged in his heart and stared a hole into Frozen Milk.
Frozen Milk felt the gaping hole in his chest and immediately turned to Prota to pat his hand.
"Good, good," Frozen Milk absentminded mumbled as he tried to recover from the imaginary pain his upper body had to endure. Heaven, what would happen to his lower body? Frozen Milk shuddered at the thought.
"Where is the island located?" Holbe's eyes threw daggers at Prota and he happily swallowed them up with his cheeky and arrogant smile.
"It's behind the neutral island," Frozen Milk had the system help him locate the precise coordination.
"If we have an airship, I think it's easy for us to find it," Frozen Milk immediately said and stopped patting Prota as the surrounding eyes grew more intense and it was harder to bear.
Prota pouted and this time patted Frozen Milk's head.
This isn't making anything better!
Yet Frozen Milk endured it, the feeling wasn't too bad.
"So, we just need an airship?" Vil stood up and approached Frozen Milk.
"That's easy, as the crown prince I have a whole arsenal," Vil slapped Prota's hand away and looked at him with a look that said 'What do you have? How can you compare to me?'
Frozen Milk left their silent quarrel uncommented and went back to business. It was an urgent matter.
"However," Vil pulled away again and caressed Frozen Milk's cheeks, "We would need go to the main castle."
"What?" Frozen Milk was confused, he clearly remembered after he just transmigrated here and extorted enough money, there was an airship dock right at the coast, and when they arrived they used the same place.
So, why would they have to venture into the heart of the nature side even more? On top of that, walk into the main castle just like that to use an airship? Frozen Milk wanted to avoid having anything to do with the king!
"Because if we walk to the coast, won't my Lord be more exposed to the presence since it's easier for it to reach you?" Vil bowed down and brought his face closer to Frozen Milk.
Frozen Milk's body heat all travelled to his face and Frozen Milk cursed his villain's handsome face.
"That's true," Frozen Milk finally choked out after being stunned by his face. It was too much of a cheat and it came with a special skill: Stun!
"Enough," Glimpse Water threw an empty cup at Vil which the latter caught skillfully.
Vil just smirked.
"You!" GLimpse Water growled but Frozen Milk really had enough.
"Stop it already!" Frozen Milk turned to Vil, "Are you sure it's ok just to march to the main castle and be like we need to take a private airship?"
Vil nodded, "My Lord doesn't need to worry about my father."
"Then it's settled," Frozen Milk had a headache and was anxious to the brim.
They were really going to fight the presence but first, they would need to go to the main castle. Didn't that just raise many flags?
Frozen Milk just hoped everything would go smooth at this point.
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