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Chapter 21: Holy Beauty!

However, the source of unease just spread his legs further as he wriggled and bit on his nails on top of the glass ceiling, watching the wedding.

"They're about to exchange vows, so what are those two even doing!"

"Host, isn't the mission to get the mayor's quest and not-"

"Shut up! It's part of the mission!"

The system actually stayed quiet.

"Forget it," Frozen Milk mumbled in a heated daze, "if they don't do anything, I will."

"What is host thinking of?"

"Aren't you curious now? I'll intrude the wedding and stop them," Frozen Milk was ready to get off the roof.

"Host, wouldn't it be better to fall from the roof into the hall?"

Frozen Milk was stunned for a second.

"Fuck, are you trying to kill me? You're finally sick of me? Want to get rid of me?"

"It's nothing like this host. If you were to die, system would be terribly lonely to have lost its playt- precious host."

"Fuck! I heard you! To hear you actually shamelessly have the face to say it!" Frozen Milk hit the glass ceiling with a force, forgetting to control his powers in his rage.

Crack. Crack. Crack.

He gulped as he saw the cracks running along the glass. He didn't dare to move. He just cursed and cursed and cursed in his mind.

One day! One day, I'll get you fucking system! Those words echoed in his mind as he fell through the roof towards his demise.

The whole hall seemed to have been frozen. Everyone looked up at the person falling into the hall surrounded by glass shards reflecting the light making it look like Frozen Milk, at this very moment, was an other-worldly being.

They gasped and their eyes held awe. An angel! An angel!

Yet this short-lived heroic moment of Frozen Milk was destroyed as hasty words made it through the room reaching everyone's ears,

"Frozen Milk!"

"Father!"

Frozen Milk cursed, even more, hearing his shameful names being spoken with such confidence!

He wanted to turn around to hopefully land on his feet and concentrate his powers on his legs but he fell so quickly, he couldn't properly focus until finally the dreaded time in the air came to an end and his butt comfortably landed on a lap.

In the process, he ripped off the veil of the person he used as his falling cushion and stared into a true angel. This time the whole hall was really blown away. The person underneath the white veil was such a beauty!

Nothing in this world could beat this sheer favouritism of God! Frozen Milk didn't even need to think twice to know that this person was his holy beauty! The last important main character in the book.

Since the first time, Frozen Milk transmigrated, he got hard. He cried tears of joy upon this discovery. How long did he feel restrained? How long did his lump meat have to endure his rough hands abusing it over and over again yet it did neither want to stand nor spill.

Baking in the glorious discovery, he drooled as his holy beauty disgustingly threw him from her into a crowd of oncoming males that knelt before this extravagance of an existence. Yet Frozen Milk was still in bliss.

Since his 25 years of existence, for the first time, for the absolutely very first time he sat on a woman's lap, he felt the warmth of a female body. He was so exhilarated he wanted to offer his system to kill him because he had no regrets anymore.

When Prota and Glimpse Water saw this sight of extravagance, they weren't happy at all and sent the holy beauty nasty stares.

The holy beauty's role in the novel was to be the main girl of the protagonist, later of Glimpse Water.

She was first present at the wedding as a holy knight to bless and protect the wedding, yet when the protagonist saved the bride, she had developed an interest in him and later helped him to train and beat the villain. She was the one to lead the water side's army to follow the protagonist's command.

In Glimpse Water's story, the Holy Beauty, however, killed herself as Glimpse Water killed the protagonist. She was then resurrected by Glimpse Water and became his. Yes, it sounded as bad as it was. The readers just spat at the treachery.

"Who's this? Guards!" the mayor shouted as the wedding of his precious daughter was interrupted.

Frozen Milk could see the doom looming over him.


Chapter 22: Messenger of the Lord

"No, no , no, wait!" Frozen Milk crawled out of the masses of hungry admirers and stood before the mayor and holy beauty.

He accumulated all of his author skills to gather his bullshit to unleash it onto everyone.

Watch this! This is the might an author had! Spout crap, confuse everyone until they truly believe your spineless talks and arguments!

"Listen to me, everyone! I came here falling from heavens to grace this wedding and to exert justice upon this vile place," Frozen Milk himself had no idea what came out of this mouth, it was just a stream that flooded and flooded and couldn't be stopped,

"Let me explain! I've heard the anguish cries, the silent suffering and the black abuse this beauty-ful maiden, the bride here was forced to endure," Frozen Milk pointed at the bride and the shocked groom.

"Please come here, my child. You've suffered enough. Let me, the messenger of thy Lord, ease your pain and cure your sadness. I've heard your prayers and am here to help you!"

The bride ran towards Frozen Milk with tears in her eyes. The groom ran after her and gestured angrily at Frozen Milk,

"What nonsense are you blabbering? Shut up immediately! Major, father please throw this con-artist out!"

"Daddy!" yet the bride threw herself at her father who was at a loss about what to do.

"My cute little precious angel, what's wrong? Is what this... this person here said true?"

"Daddy! He's indeed a messenger of the Lord! He's right! Absolutely right! I won't shy away from the truth anymore! I don't want this wedding!"

"W-What's going on?" the mayor was distressed and confused as everyone else was.

"So, you're saying, messenger of the Lord, you knew the bride didn't want to marry?" the Holy Beauty stepped forward and the bride's beauty paled, it was like a poopy sausage next to a juicy chicken thigh.

Frozen Milk had to gulp his onslaughter of ridicule and disbelief down.

Don't just believe this stupid messenger crap! Why the hell are you just accepting it and hanging this stupid title onto me?

Yet Frozen Milk had to painfully let those words flow down his throat and be disintegrated by his stomach acid.

"Yes, the holy knight is right."

Gasps everywhere. The holy beauty pointed her sword at him, her cold voice penetrated all males M sides,

"How do you know me?"

"I'm a messenger of the Lord as you said, of course I know," Frozen Milk started to enjoy this. It was almost like he reverted back to his scum self who flaunted his author knowledge everywhere.

"Frozen Milk!"

"Father!"

Two characters who couldn't read the mood interrupted. Frozen Milk had the urge to burn them.

"Who are they?" the Holy Beauty got suspicious.

"They're my disciples," Frozen Milk bit the bullet and came up with a lousy excuse.

"Kneel you both!"

Prota and Glimpse Water immediately dropped to their knees with admiring glittering eyes. Frozen Milk's eyebrow twitched. Oh, how he wanted to slap them senseless at the moment!

"So, you're saying those two are also chosen by God?" her icy eyes sized Frozen Milk meticulously up.

"Indeed. You," Frozen Milk kicked Glimpse Water, "exert your knowledge on this holy knight!"

He prayed Glimpse Water got the hint and used his knowledge as a fellow author.

"Very well, father," Glimpse Water was very obedient and happy he was chosen instead of Prota. He smirked at Prota who was frustrated to no end.

"This holy knight isn't just any holy knight. It's the captain of the holy knights," Glimpse Water's voice turned solemn and omnipotent as Frozen Milk's. Those two were truly father and son. Shameless.

"The name of this esteemed captain is Holbe," at this both Frozen Milk and Glimpse Water wanted to cry and both telepathically curse Frozen Milk's naming sense.

Of course! It was simple.

'Father why are you like this?' Glimpse Water turned aggrieved to Frozen Milk who waved the shame away from him.

'It was to infuriate the readers!'

He could only use this to justify himself because it was indeed the truth.

Holy Beauty -> Hol Be-> Holbe?

Holbe dropped her sword and was shocked, "How do you know?"

This was another random cliché popping up! 'How do you know? – Oh my, I've never told anyone!'

Why didn't Holbe tell anyone her name? Because she was embarrassed by it! Frozen Milk and Glimpse Water could understand her sentiment. They'd be too.

"I- I believe you," with this the holy beauty was struck down and defeated.

"Father, I did a good job, ain't I?"

Frozen Milk patted Glimpse Water, "Yes, yes."

Glimpse Water beamed but then turned around, "Don't think I'm happy about this. I only did this because you'll have to owe me and not because I wanted praise or anything like that."

Frozen Milk sighed. Now that the holy beauty was taken care of, he turned once again to the mayor and the groom.


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