The moment the words left my mouth we saw a group of about forty to fifty newborns walking towards us. I also noticed Victoria all the way in the back. All the way at the front is the man of the our Riley, a puppet Victoria made for her revenge. By making him believe that they were in love he would do anything for her, except he doesn't know that he was used to take revenge for her dead lover. A tragic man really.
"What is this." Riley asks. From his point of view all he sees is me standing there nonchalantly and the other people standing about five meters behind me. Anyone who came prepared for war would be confused by this setting.
"Well this my dear friends is what we would call a one man army, otherwise known as me." I say with a creepy smile on my face. Riley looks at me and then starts to laugh.
"You do realize that I have around fifty newborns on my side. And you are all alone. Why don't you ask the others to help you." He advises me.
"No I'm good. If they join in I won't have all the fun. The thing is tho I don't like to share." I say. After observing each other for a second I say.
"So you want to make the first move or should I." Before he could even react I already ran up to the closest newborn and crushed his head. "Well I guess I should make the first move."
All hell broke lose after that. The three closest newborns decided to gang up on me. They came running as fast as their legs would allow them. I grabbed two of their heads one with each hand and smash them together on the last guy. All their heads blew up at the same time. Everyone stopped moving after I did that. They were all surprised that's when they heard my laughing in the silence.
"Just like old times." The moment finish saying that I run into the fray of them and they all come at me at once. I grab the one in front of me and smash his head against the ground. I judo throw one of them over my shoulder and step on his head smashing it to pieces.
One of them tries to rap their arms around me to crush me but I grab his arms instead and kick his chest effectively ripping of his arms and caving in his chest cavity. I used my ability to summon an earth spike, except I reinforced it by compacting the earth so it weighs around 200 kilos. I picked it up and threw it with so much force that they didn't brake after they were hit but it instead after it left my hand it skewered two of them. And to pay tribute to back when they called me Vlad the impaler. I picked up the spear with them still on it and stabbed the bud of the spear in the ground letting them hang there.
I jump in to the air and kick the head of the newborn and sent it flying like a soccer ball. I pick up the dead guys body by the shoulders before I land and smash it against the guy a bit further. One of them manages to get pass by me but the moment he reaches within three meters of the others he is crushed like a tin can.
"Your losing it bro. He got away and I had to take care of him." My sister teases. I completely ignore her and continue on with my fun. By the time I took out more than half of them. I start to feel kinda bored, at this point in time these newborns are like mindless chickens so they all just keep coming at me the same way with no regard for their lives. So I decided to let one of them get a hit in.
The newborn takes his fist and punches me in the gut. I immediately felt disappointed by that. The so call strongest newborn army was freaking weak his fist didn't even hurt not even an itch or a tickle it felt like nothing. I mean bullets do more damage than this. Then again they are aerodynamic and meant to puncture. So maybe it's not his fault. So I decided to advise him.
"Bro if you are trying to puncture someone with a fist it would work on normal human beings, but on people like us you gotta make your hand into like a sword like this." I show him and then drive my hand through his chest. "See much better."
"Alright I've exercised enough for today. I mean there is no blood anywhere what is wrong with you people. Fucking made of stone there's no dun in this anymore." I complain as I set everybody except for Victoria and Riley on fire and watch them burn in seconds with my blue flames.
"So how are we gonna handle these two." I ask the Cullens as I turn around. But before anybody could say anything my sister binds them and floats them over. The Cullens are all flabbergasted at the battle. The only one who is still oké is Carlisle, cause he's seen this happen before.
"Do you want to do it personally should I do it. Do you want it to be quick or slow. Tell me what do you want me to do." I ask them again they again don't answer so my sister runs out of passions and crushes them in to balls the size of a soccer ball and kicks them over the horizon.
"There it's taken care of." She grabs jaspers arm and starts to drag him away. "We're going on a date." She says. Jasper looks at us resigned and lets out a sigh and says.
"Yes mam." He says like with his southern accent. Before they could leave tho everybody turned around and looked at one spot just by the tree line, that is when tweetle de and tweetle dum walked out, also known as Jane and Alec.