Chapter 3: Knowing God or was it the devil?
After leaving the company I wandered aimlessly for an hour it was late I was hungry, my stomach ached from so many anger without realizing I arrived at a park and I decided to lie down under a tree I will close my eyes and start to fall asleep until a Rama fell silent on my head and made me a jock and I couldn't take it anymore. Tears started to come out and he asked me the same question: WHAT THE HELL DID I DO? WHY DO I HAVE SO BAD LUCK TODAY?
Carl then started whispering: Today I should have left virginity behind, in my job maybe I would be promoted to area supervisor or repair team captain so because this has happened to me, will it really escape me from death on yesterday or is that I changed my life for the girl's but how did that happen a guy with so little that he would starve but there is only one life you have to make the most of it if you don't take advantage of it simply so that you existed that's what my father told me when I was younger and we weren't fighting, at least I have changed my life for the girl's and at least I do something good to be proud of ......
Shit not clear that no demons because I am thinking about that I am still a virgin if I have to die this day I will stop being a virgin. Carl regained confidence immediately his eyes burned with desire an insane desire to leave virginity it was as if he faced a million armies being alone in his army ... ..but it didn't last long since he almost fell the whole tree On top of him, he was so scared that his heart almost had it in his throat but it didn't last long, he got emboldened and decided to scream to the heavens
!!!! PUDRANCE I WILL LEAVE THE VIRGINITY NO MATTER THE COST THEY WILL NOT PREVENT ME !!!!
While shouting at the sky the sky seemed to laugh at him sending a lamp post falling close to him inches from crushing him, this time he was really scared and ran while screaming: !!! I will never give up skies I have never been waiting for the 19 years of my life to stop being a virgin I will never give up !!!
People who saw him had black lines on their faces seemed to have seen the greatest pervert in the world and the little children asked their mothers who were in the park what it was like to be a virgin when the mothers heard that they became demons and looked Carl as if he were his worst enemy and a woman can't take it anymore and he shot you with the baby's nursery and hit him on the head leaving another little bump and he was soaked with baby milk again Carl this time he did have tears in his eyes , and the women in the park started throwing at him the most disgusting thing he received was a diaper, a stinky diaper that hit his face, tripped and got completely muddied by the diaper ... ..
Carl said in his mind: I'm damned damned !!! FUCK, FUCK !!! Stop chasing me, what have I done? I couldn't stand the sack anymore but if I stopped running he was going to be hit by mothers with little children in his arms, he turned around to see how many were chasing him and as if he had been tried, a shoe hit his face a shoe who knows who it would be there were 20 ladies with children on one arm or in strollers throwing at me what they found in their diapers could not help but scream: THEY Fear the women, they are very afraid! Some of the unfortunate men also received a blow to the face or a blow to the face until they realized what happened and ran away and to top it off I was chasing myself too and I yelled at them: fuck with you cowards stop running. While I increased my pace to separate myself from them
The men had black lines on the expensive one others almost spit blood, everyone thought: this guy is a cheeky piece of shit if it wasn't for you we wouldn't be running crazy with ladies behind us throwing dirty diapers at us, the more they thought about it the more enraged they felt but did not stop running when they saw what happened to their fallen companions death was better than that so they clenched their teeth with determination in their faces it was the greatest battle of their lives although it was ridiculous but this was hell some They even vowed to never mess with a mom.
Little did Carl and the unfortunate men know that he was being played by a certain god who was laughing at his misfortune and clutching his stomach with pain from laughing so much he couldn't take it anymore it was so pathetic and ridiculous what was happening to him in their eyes , but for those who were being chased by mothers it was not fun at all for them that was the hell they had to escape from, no matter that they preferred to die than fall into the hands of mothers.
After they were chased a few blocks from the neighborhood and some brave fallen some managed to sneak and hide no matter where, one hid in the dumpster of a house and others who wanted to hide along with him were expelled by that was his sanctuary his salvation because he would share it with others and so there were many cases until Carl was nowhere to be seen and the men were furious that little son of a bitch had disappeared some felt something hot in their throats with anger, the mamas did not stop Chase and those who got in their way had to run along with them. Some called the fire brigade to the police, but the ironic thing is that they were running alongside them. What in the world is happening to our breasts invading us? That was the only thought they had.
Carl about half an hour ago he managed to sneak into a house and felt cold sweats on his back it was terrifying to be chased by mothers .... Nononononono that is not the important thing, the important thing to know where they get so many diapers will be some trick of the demons. They have infinite diapers ... more demon moms, cautiously very cautiously he came out of his hiding place that were the bushes in the courtyard of a house after leaving suddenly he remembers something and his eyes lit up it was already going to be 4:00 in the afternoon near here there is a pink district ... .nononononono wait a moment I'm full of shit I have to find a place to bathe .... Hoooo I'm stupid I can rent a room in a hotel and then I can go for girls hahahahahahahahaha I'm a genius.
He ran very excited and ran but decided to go slowly he did not want to meet the persecuted men or the devilish mamas so he walked with his guard up all the time but he was already close to the hotel as close as 5 meters and he would have already arrived but out of nowhere a cat appeared if a cat appeared out of nowhere scared me so much but it was too late since it got to my face too fast and started to scratch me I managed to grab it and kick it away but when I saw his face he seemed to laugh afterwards a white light came and everything hoisted blurred.
Carl was thinking of something and managed to confirm it like that, he was dead, killed by lightning in full sun and without clouds, and then he remembered that cat Carl swore in his mind: as you get caught, you cursed cat, I will take it out on you… ..nonononono the important thing now is I am dead I have died without fulfilling my dream.
Carl: god because that happened to me that I did wrong to the one who offended me so that I could be struck by lightning on a day with so much sun.
Carl wanted to cry and laugh at the same time because I died so I'm still a virgin it's not fair ...... .. While Carl was lamenting and crying a gray-haired man looked at him like trash the man couldn't take it anymore and said.
Man: young when you are going to cry the most my time is limited
Carl was inspecting the gray-haired man, he was tall, a height of 1.99cm, he was brown, he had red eyes and he had a rather handsome but old face, so I ask him: who are you? And because you see me with those eyes, old man, don't tell me you're a thief, I have nothing to steal from me, and I'm already dead….
The man stared at him and dark lines appeared on his face, the piece man but what happens to this brat, he takes me as a thief, the god of death, then he says: I am a god and for various reasons I had to kill you since you you should have died yesterday, mmm rather she is the one that I divide to die boy but something strange happened in that event and the girl stayed with your whole life literally your luck in everything and your future success I am the god of death Oraku, well boy the truth is that it was the planet and a bit of my hand your bad luck hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Carl could not believe he had suffered his own before dying and this god laughs at it makes me want to hit him in the face ... But what the hell is this god can not be normal as in all novels ...
While Carl thought Okaru was already frustrated with the young man in front of him he could not even know how he got such a bad name for this little guy, he decided to do things quickly.
Okaru: well boy I do not have much time for you and I had enough fun now we are going to start our business you have good karma very much because the person you saved will save the earth from a disease that makes them almost go extinct you will be granted 3 wishes for that reason and I will give you another 2 for the fact that there was an error with the accident and the other for throwing the lightning hahahahahahahaha
Carl's face darkened and boiled with rage after hearing that because it was so bad luck….. After calming down he began to ask his questions and was going to start saying his wishes ......
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