Chapter 23: It was all a Cruel Angel's Thesis from the start!
My first thought at seeing this was 'Well shit'.
I don't really have an attachment to the two but they were in trouble since I sense something from Gaara.
"Hey Gaara of the Desert, stop it right now."
I say while walking towards him. The kid that looks strangely like a Uchiha and has a sword with a strange barrel on it. A gun on it, well that is weird.
"Who are you?" He asks.
"Sorry, forgot to introduce myself. My name is Menma Namikaze."
I bow and look at the new Uchiha.
"My name is Damien Uchiha." I see arrogence in his eyes and voice. Then he activates the Sharingan and tries to pry into my mind. Idiot.
<Hey, this guy is a system owner, but its a low level one so it doesn't detect me. It is called the Arrogent Domination of Continents System.>
That is a long name. Every.... Damn....Time.
I jump and set my leg in red flames and kick him with it. He never saw it coming since it was too fast.
"Too slow." Everybody is astonished at that. I didn't even use any hand seals.
"What hell was that!" He said.
"Scorch Release."
He widens his eyes at my words.
"Hey Damien, what is Scorch Release?" Sakura asks.
"It's a special Kekkai Genkai that mixes Wind and Fire to get a hotter flame."
I nod at it and I go back with Haku who justs looks at me. I look back to see Damien having burning eyes at me. It at that moment that I should never leave an enemy system user to train.
That's the guy that replaced me, I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Damien
Title: Host of the Arrogent Domination of Continents System, Harem Man
Stats: Not Available
Bloodline: 2-Winged Angel (Cruel Angel Varient), Pure Blood Uchiha
Remarks: Like an angel with cruel merciless intent! Cruel angel bloodline is basically just a suped up version of angel but makes the person more arrogent and cruel.
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Now that I am back inside the inn, with Haku stalking me for some strange reason.
"Yo, Haku, can you come out of the closet?"
The closet doors burst open revealing Haku in a pink kimono that couldn't hide her curves.
I think I have a nosebleed. She jumps right up and looks at my face.
"Are you hurt? Lie down!"
I immediatly obey even though I don't know why. She takes out a cloth that covers my bleeding nose and watches over me.
[Damien POV]
That guy, he looked like the main character of this world "Naruto Uzumaki". I don't think he is Naruto since Naruto doesn't canonically have Scorch Release. Wait... does he have a system?
<I checked DARLING! He doesn't have any.>
Ok, so he is not Naruto Uzumaki, then maybe it is a cross between someone with scorch and a Namikaze due to the yellow hair and scorch. I find it strange that he has a red fox mask on him though, but everyone from Kiri has masks so I am not surprised.
I look at Sasuke and bring his face near mine using his chin. Sakura justs looks away. Then I intiated the kiss between me and Sasuke, our love is----
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(AN: I'm cutting it right there. My mind is trying to kill my last brain cell due to another system user being a yaoi man. That is for my older sister, if you are reading this, hope you are happy.)
"So Haku, who is Zabuza to you?" I ask while lieing on her lap, I still don't know how she presuaded me to this but it feels... comfortable for some reason.
"Zabuza.... He is like a father to me, he trained, fed, and helped me. He prevented me from being killed in the bloodline purge. When... my father found out my mother and I had a Kekkai Genkai, she was killed and I... was forced to kill my father."
I don't really know how to respond to that. She also chokes at some parts of her story.
"I am sorry to hear that."
"It's fine, you helped me with two things and Zabuza might have died in the land of waves so... thank you."
I smile at her and she blushes.
"So that is why you are stalking me?"
"Well yes and no at the same time. I just feel something different when I am around you."
{You have to good luck brat!}
Shut up fur ball!
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"So you are saying that Naruto Uzumaki is in the chunin exams as a kiri ninja?"
"Yes Hokage!"
"... When he left the village, I didn't look for him because I don't blame him so you are on your own but you can't use the ANBU to get him back."
Damien was shocked, why didn't the Hokage want his weapon bacK?
"If I capture him, can I become a Jinchuriki?"
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"If you find a sufficient way to seal the Kyuubi inside yourself without killing him, then yes."
That was all Damien needed and he rushed out to fight and take the nine-tails from Naruto.
"I am sorry Naruto... and Minato..."
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