Chapter 17: (Interlude) Beginning of the Self-Proclaimed Harem God
*Sigh* Man, I wish I could be a harem protagonist. Sorry, I haven't introduced myself.
My name is Zack Smith and I am a high school student. I like anime and especially those ecchi anime. It just feels right watching them. I have a little sister who hates me and caring parents. I inner monologue like this because it makes me feel like those harem protagonists. Hell, my role models are Kirito from SAO and Bell from Danmachi!
(AN: Damn, my whole body is physically rejecting my writing this. Also this guy has fucking terrible role models!)
Anyways, I need to get home quickly. My right hand is especially hyper active lately. Oh shit!
Is that a woman standing in the middle of the road? My eyes widen and I sprint towards her.
"Watch out lady!" I push her out of the way, then the truck hits me. Strangely, it doesn't hurt. I am properly in shock though. I can't move my body.
Feel so sleepy, sorry Pa, Ma, I can't... fulfill... my... promise. I close my eyes, this is how I die.
"Aaaahh, such a sorrowful soul. You had the intention to save me even though I wouldn't have died." A beautiful voice rings out. Is this my transmigration? Nice!
"Since your death is my fault, I shall grant you 3 wishes with the ability to go to any world and time."
I would like to know your name.
"Ara ara, you are the first one to ask for my name, very well. My name is Hemgaf, but you can call me Hem."
Can I think before I make my wishes?
"Sure."
After 30 minutes of thinking, I have decided!
"Ok, what is your wishes?"
I wish to have an overpowered system, to be reborn as Issei Hyoudou when he was a baby, and you are coming with me.
Looking at the beautiful and sexy goddess, she looks FINE.
She is about 173 cm and she has a C cup and a good ass. But the most important part is the thighs, I don't care if you like ass or boobs better, the thighs are were it is at. I think the thighs are like the cake and the others is the frosting. She has blonde hair and snow-white skin. I see her face get tomato red, she looks so cute like that.
(AN: In case you haven't noticed, I am trying to make the most depreved/perverted descriptions here.)
"Wha-Wha-WHAA!!! What did you say!" She shouted, she still looks so cute while screaming.
Then a ding rang out.
"Request Accepted. Fufilling wishes. I will transfer all the specifics into your mind. Good Luck, owner of the Harem System!"
Huh, I didn't for a Harem System! But I was already going to become the Harem God!
"HUH! I don't accept this! I am a goddess!"
Hem and I were both covered in a green light like a glow stick. I couldn't hold in my smile, this is the start of the new Issei Hyoudou, Harem God! Now, how am I going charm and bed Hem?
*Insert Perverted Laugh*
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I can't open my eyes and I feel so small. Must be the womb of Issei's hot mother. I forgot the name but I will get my mom to beg for sex all the same. The good thing is that I can summon Hem when I get out of the womb!
(AN: There is a fanfic that has Issei having sex with his mom. I thought I will put it here since it was really funny to me. Might as well throw in 2 sisters with Issei as well and Issei will of course, put them in his harem because horny MC's everyone.
Disclaimer: It is a joke/parody and a fanfic so is it a fanfic or a fan-fanfic or is it just an inspired Fanfic. This is number 1 on Top Ten Universes' Unanswered Questions)
<Hello Zack! I am the Harem System, my functions are status, shop, and the most important is harem. As the Harem System's Host, you are destined to be the most handsome and manly harem protagonists of all!>
Perfect! Can I look in my Status?
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Issei Hyoudou (Zack Smith)
Age- In Womb
Stats: Unavailable due to being in Womb
Skills: Right-Handed Proficiency
Current Harem Members: Hem (Sealed)
Hem (Sealed)- Hem is the minor goddess of love and sex, but ironically, she is still a virgin. She is sealed due to her immense power.
Affection: 84(Crush)
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Hey system, can I name you?
<Huh?>
Can I name you?
<Oh... ok!>
Is Eliza ok?
<Thank you master!>
"Congratulations! New Harem Member named Eliza the Harem System A.I!"
Huh neat.
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Eliza- She/he doesn't have a definate gender yet. She is the A.I of the famed Harem System.
Affection:100 (Love)
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How is Eliza at Love all ready? I didn't even flirt with her!
<I just feel comfortable around you, and I analyzed your character and I like you.>
(AN: I'm just bullshiting at this point.)
That doesn't sound like love.
Well, I have plenty of time to make you fall in love for real. That's a flag, isn't it?
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
Gejahex
Gejahex MC is still Naruto, but I'm just putting this here.
Also if you are immersed in reading this, you need to see a therapist.
If you didn't know, this is a parody of harem wish fulfillment fanfics with a waifu system.
Weekly Power Status
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