The Primeval Lord of Heaven ruled the heavens!
After the war within the League of Gods, he ascended to the throne of divinity. He had such otherworldly power that even his disciples were far superior compared to most deities.
In short, most of them were pretty arrogant – none of them said a word after the other deities greeted and welcomed them to the chat group.
Soon, the Primeval Lord of Heaven finally messaged the group to ask for silence.
Primeval Lord of Heaven: We still have a long way to go. But with the three realms staying so peaceful after the war and with everyone doing nothing day after day, I'm afraid that every single one of you will lose sight of the meaning of divinity sooner or later!
Primeval Lord of Heaven: So, I shall announce the details of this Three Realms Mission! Everyone should take this opportunity to train yourself at the lost land; it could help your daoheart for one while you recruit more disciples!
Primeval Lord of Heaven: I will reward the one who could recruit three million disciples with thousands of years' worth of training! Don't miss this golden opportunity!
The details of this mission have been circulating in the group two days ago. Therefore, everyone stayed quiet – not that there was a soul who dared interrupt the Primeval Lord of Heaven either.
Primeval Lord of Heaven: Xiaobei! Are you there?
Chen Xiaobei: Yes! How may I be of service, Primeval Lord of Heaven?
Primeval Lord of Heaven: The mission will be earth, the lost land – your home. Could you look after the deities who travel to earth until they complete the mission?
Chen Xiaobei: Yes…
"Could I even say no with everyone staring at me?" Chen Xiaobei thought, rolling his eyes.
It was not as if he was unwilling to lend a hand, but the manner in which the Primeval Lord of Heaven 'asked for help' was akin to jamming the favor down his throat. At first, he thought the Primeval Lord of Heaven was a respectable deity – he never expected him to be just another dictator who did not give a damn about others!
Chen Xiaobei was quite disappointed in him, although he never did like him much from the start since his own Sifu was the Prime of Tongtian. The rulers of the Three Realms might have been different deities if the old fart did not order the three Heaven Saints to attack the Prime of Tongtian!
Primeval Lord of Heaven: Alright! That's decided since you've agreed!
After half a minute, it was clear that the Primeval Lord of Heaven did not have anything else to add.
"Would I get anything for helping those deities?" Chen Xiaobei thought angrily. "Can't you give me something nice and useful? F*ck! And you call yourself the Primeval Lord of Heaven? I think you are the God of Stinginess!"
A few days before, NeZha mentioned that the Primeval Lord of Heaven would provide him something in order to help those deities. He was looking forward to it so much that he was now absolutely furious.
Chen Xiaobei then realized that the Primeval Lord of Heaven did that deliberately precisely because his Sifu was the Prime of Tongtian.
What a narrow-minded bastard!
After some time, the Primeval Lord of Heaven finally texted the group once more.
Primeval Lord of Heaven: I heard that snatching Red Envelopes is the trend in this chat group. Since Chanism is making their debut in this chat group today, I've decided to throw out a big Red Envelope! You people can flood the chat group with your own Red Envelopes afterwards.
Everyone was thrilled after by the Primeval Lord of Heaven' message.
The Jade Emperor: Primeval Lord of Heaven is giving out Red Envelopes!!! Everyone, get set!!! (Shouting)
God Erlang: I'm always prepared! (Hyped)
Yanwang: My fingers are ready!
Bull Demon King: I'm the one who will get that Red Envelope! I've been training my fingers recently! (Grit)
Others: It's mine… It's mine…
Laotzu: Hehe… The Primeval Lord of Heaven is the leader of the Three Qings! I guarantee that the item in his Red Envelope is extremely valuable! No wonder everyone is so bloody excited – ultimately, only one person could snatch it! It all depends on luck!
Lei Zhenzi: Anyone here can snatch this Red Envelope! I just hope the people from Jieism will not get it!
The chat group was silent again after Lei Zhenzi's text.
Jieism was led by the Prime of Tongtian, and Chanism was led by Primeval Lord of Heaven. Both powers fought each other in the war; Chanism eventually emerged victorious and took control over the Three Realms.
Although things might appear peaceful in the present, the feud between Jieism and Chanism remained behind the scenes. Everybody knew this but they would never dare discuss it in the open – and only the Grand Supreme Lord Laotzu himself mediated between the Prime of Tongtian and Primeval Lord of Heaven.
Laotzu: Cough…
Primeval Lord of Heaven: Lei Zhenzi! What the hell did you say?! It's peacetime! You are hereby sentenced to writing ten copies of the Ultimate Yuqin True Thunder Scripture!
Lei Zhenzi: I know I'm at fault! I'm accept my sentence willingly! Thank you so much for punishing me! (Three excited emojis)
"F*ck! Now I get it! The geezer is still trying to hammer Jieism!" Chen Xiaobei thought, his fingers clenching the cellphone tightly.
"That Ultimate Yuqin True Thunder Scripture must be some kind of high-level scripture – it sounds like a punishment, but it's actually a reward! In other words, he agreed with what Lei Zhenzi said! The position of Jieism is going to be shaken if everyone does what Lei just did! Damn this Primeval Lord of Heaven!"
"Chen Xiaobei! We have enough money for another round! Put your damn down and play!" Dongfang Hong shouted out of the blue.
When he did not respond, the Black Gang leader walked over to him and tried to grab his mobile device. "Son of a bitch! Are you deaf?! I want you to put down your damn phone!"
*Pow!*
Chen Xiaobei had landed a kick on Dongfang Hong before he could finish; he was trying to mess around when he was extremely mad.
It was no different from suicide.
*Boom!*
With the Primordial Witch King Combat Enhancement Training, Chen Xiaobei's combat power had been raised to seven thousand and six hundred!
His powerful kick cannoned Dongfang Hong into the crowd, and his head jerked when he landed. The poor man puked a mouthful of blood after having his ribcage shattered in its entirety before he passed out without a word.
"Chen Xiaobei! How dare you kick him?! You don't want to mess with the Black Gang!"
"Chen Xiaobei! You're too cocky! This is international waters, I will chop you into pieces and feed them to the fishes!"
"Compensate us or we won't let you off the easily!"
…
Members of the Black Gang were incensed and began to bark viciously at Chen Xiaobei like a pack of wolves.
"Shut the f*ck up and stay right there!" Unintimidated, he shouted in return.
His tremendous poise silenced every single Black Gang associate! All of them were so scared that none of them dared to breathe – right now, he was a reaper. A shuddering fear crept through their bodies mercilessly.
The truth was that Chen Xiaobei simply had no time to waste on such a trivial dispute.
"I need to snatch that Red Envelope!" He thought as he turned back to his cellphone. "I shall make Sifu proud by pissing off that Primeval Lord of Heaven!"