Chapter 30
ProdigiousPokemonMaster
Fran: (to Raisel) You are just a hairier version of Bel-senpai.
Ryohei: That dolphin has guts. I WANT HIM IN MY CLUB!
Reborn: A lion, to strengthen it's young, will push his cubs off a cliff *kicks Tsuna* And when the cub climbs back up, kicks it down again. *Kicks Tsuna again* And throws rocks at them.
Tsuna: GYAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
*Silence*
Reborn: Rest in peace.
Reviewer Quote Thing :D
How about you Leo-san? Mexican ? Indonesian? Singaporean? American? Chinese? Malaysian? German? French? European? Australian? KHRean? - Rikuo Nova
This my ultra priority reading selection after a session of brain eating math. I still remember the quote "Dear X, please stop asking us to find Y she isn't coming back."
And promptly flipped the table to contain myself. - MeLikesROFL
After a few hours, Fran poked my arm.
I jumped, turning to him, annoyed as hell. "What?"
He had this blank expression on. "What are these 'Varna' people like?"
I stared back. "Varna is the name of each Hindu social standing group, dumbass."
"So what are they like?" he repeated.
I sighed. "I'm assuming you mean the Varia. Well, the boss is an alcoholic, and the leader of an assassination squad, so you probably wouldn't want to piss him off. But he's almost always pissed off, so you're kind of screwed. And don't mention him losing to Tsunayoshi, or he'll fucking gut you."
"Who is Tuna-Yoshi?" Fran interrupted. Bitch.
"Tsunayoshi is the next boss of the Vongola Famiglia. Fuck,what day is it today?" I asked, suddenly.
"March 3rd." he blinked.
I did the math. It's been eight days since the Varia left...so yeah, Xanxus already lost. K, I'm not fucking up the future now.
"Yeah, he lost, so don't mention that." I continued. "And then there's Squ-chan dearest. He's the second-in-command, and probably the most loyal to Xanxan. But then again, there's Levi-hentai... Anyways, he was gonna be the Varia leader, but then Xanxan came along and Squ-chan passed the leadership along to him. And he has this like promise thing, where he won't cut his hair until Xanxan is the boss of the Vongola. I dunno what he's gonna do when it reaches his ankles, maybe he'll braid it or something... Oh, and he has an artifical hand."
"And there's Lussuria-san. He's the most flamboyant martial arts guy you'll ever come across." I deadpanned. "And he's really, really, really gay. Nothing against homosexuals, of course, but he wanted to take home one of Tsunayoshi's friends, Sasagawa Ryohei. Poor Sasagawa-san. He's like the mom of the group. It's not that disturbing...kind of."
"Don't even get me started on Levi-hentai." I groaned, but started getting into it. "He is practically in love with Xanxan, but he creeps on young girls. Weirdo. Mammon says he's the clumsiest Varia member, but I've never seen it in action. I think he's the weakest, considering how he almost lost against a lightning-powered five-year-old... Yeah, he has no sense of dignity."
"You'll have to look out for Belphegor." I warned. "He's of royal blood, a prince, and if you dare call him otherwise, he'll knife you. Literally. He goes all axe-crazy when he sees his own blood, and he has these annoying bangs. I don't know how he sees through them, but he does."
"Then there's you, of course, the snarking asshole, who is probably a coward, who'll run away from all fights." I went on, smirking in satisfaction when he twitched.
"Oh, and Mammon." I remembered. "He's a baby, literally, and loves money more than anything. Him and Bel are probably on the best terms out of all the Varia, but I don't really know that much about him. It is the whole 'Mist' thing, ya know, mysterious as hell and all."
Fran considered it. "So there's an angry boss, a long-haired shark captain, there's a stupid homosexual, a lightning pervert, a fake prince, the awesome me, and a baby. ...great."
I laughed, brightly. "You got it."
The plane landed, and we got off, our own bags slung over our shoulders.
I turned to him, with a smile. "Okay, so I'm going to drop you off at the Varia Headquarters, with a laptop, alright? And then I'll email you, every day, or so, to make sure you're alive, k?"
He stared. "I'm going in alone?"
I snickered. "Yeah, good luck. But I'll give you the laptop, and...something else."
By something else, do you happen to mean the Hell Ring?
Spot on, Mao-chan, spot on.
Fran sighed. "Well, let's go."
I flung open the door of the Varia Headquarters (which I had found, by hacking into the Vongola systems, again.). "Hello~"
A bullet whizzed past my ear.
I sweatdropped. "Well, I see that I'm not welcome."
Squ-chan gripped a gun, shakily, sitting in a wheelchair in the entrance hall. He paled, once he realized he just shot a gun at me. He dropped it, wheeling over to me. "Oh shit, you alright?"
I laughed, awkwardly. "You don't see a guy for a week, and then suddenly he shoots guns off at you."
"VOI. I'm sorry!" he apologized, annoyed.
I smiled. "It's fine...you missed, anyways."
Fran stood behind me, the bullet having gone straight through his apple hat (which was, of course, an illusion). "Ow. That hurt."
I gave him a flat look. "Frapple, you and I both know that that did not hurt. At all."
Squ-chan scrutinized Fran, his nose all scrunched up. "VOI, kid, you didn't tell me that this fucktard was this young."
I facepalmed. "Yes, I did. And you have Mammon, and you're calling Frapple, dearest, young? You're just being a jackass, Squ-chan."
He scowled at me. "Shut up. You! Boy! What's your name? If it's Frapple, then change it!"
I hid my laughter. Frapple...
Fran stared at the man in the wheelchair, blankly. "My name...is Superbi Squalo."
Squ-chan twitched. "VOIIIIII! IT IS NOT! NOW, TELL ME THE REAL ONE, OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU."
"Fran." my illusionist friend sighed. "You killed all the fun, you tooth decay fungi."
I sniggered. "Yeah, you tooth decay fungi."
Fran shot me a look. "Quiet, pineapple fairy lady, or I'll have to expel you from this dimension."
"FRAN, JUST LEAVE THE COUNTRY ALREADY." I growled, aggravated. "AND I'M NOT MUKURO'S SISTER, BITCH!"
"But I just got to this country." he pointed out.
"DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!"
"Not really. It doesn't look like you care much about anything. I mean, just look at your hairstyle-"
I snatched the gun from the floor and shot it at Fran, missing twice, and getting his hat three times.
Squ-chan swallowed. "Well. I think I should call a meeting now."
I pocketed his gun. "I think you should."
Everyone was there, all bandaged up (except Mammon, who apparently managed to escape damage) from the Vongola Ring fights.
Xanxus looked absolutely awful, bags under his eyes, and bottles of alcohol just piled around him. "Scum, what the fuck do you want?"
I gulped, but managed to speak clearly. "This is, umm, the illusionist I told you that I would find. His name is Fran."
Xanxus' angry red eyes flickered to Fran. "And?"
"Uhh, I thought you ought to, umm, meet him?" I stuttered, tripping over my words.
Xanxus growled. He looked so tired. "Well, I did. Now, get the fuck out."
I stood, awkwardly. "If I could have a moment to speak with Fran...?"
The boss didn't reply, so I took that as a 'do whatever the fuck you want'.
I grabbed Fran's hand, and dragged him out to the entrance hall.
I dug around in my duffel bag for a moment, pulling out the box with the Hell Rings in it.
He stared at it. "...if you're proposing, the answer is no."
I facepalmed. "I'm not proposing, you dipshit! This," I said, pulling out the 666 Hell Ring. "is a Hell Ring, and it will be very, very important in the future."
Fran plucked it from my fingers, examining it. "It's a ring, how is it useful at all?"
"It can consume you," I said, not answering his question. "so don't use it yet. Not until the Boxes come along, alright? Keep it safe, don't wear it until you can use a Ring, at all, alright?"
He glanced up at me, and pocketed it. "Alright."
Fran held out his hand, awkwardly. "Thank you for bringing me to this hellhole."
I snickered, but shook his hand. "Uhh, you're welcome. And here's that laptop..." I remembered, pulling it out and handing him it. I had shown him his email address and how to use it back on the plane (his address? TopFroggyMagician). "I'll email you when I get home, alright?"
He nodded.
I turned and left the building.
The flamelike rays of sunset shine upon your back,
and my hands grow cold when I cannot reach you.
I scoop up and scatter the fragments of sand at my feet,
and I can't even recover the smile that used to connect us.
Sorrow is eating away at my heart,
but my right hand can't even feel the pain.
I can't forget your warmth that I lost that day,
and into these hands it shows you have surely
left an impression on me.
In order to keep this promise,
To cast aside this regret,
I will board this train running.
If we can gain happiness, then it doesn't matter the suffering.
If we face things together, we can attain anything, right?
Like a spiral spinning into infinity,
I will walk down this road,
Though I can't escape.
Knowing the truth of my own sins, I tremble,
but I'll show you I can change that suffering into strength,
no matter where I'm going.
Sorrow is eating away at my heart,
but my right hand can't even feel the pain,
I can't forget your warmth that I lost that day,
and into these hands it shows you have surely
left an impression on me.
-Returnable Memories by Romi Paku
When I got back to Irina's house (apparently, the illusion of me that Mukuro had created had worn off back when he had been shoved into Vindice. Irina was worried sick.), I pried off a floorboard and jammed the box of Hell Rings in it.
I jumped onto my bed, booting up my laptop.
'To: TopFroggyMagician
From: ProdigiousPokemonMaster
Hi Fran. I hope the Varia hasn't killed you in the last few minutes. Yeah, I'd feel pretty bad if you were already dead. I don't think that you'll get along very well with Belphegor-sama, yeah, he'll probably throw knives at you a lot.
Watch out for random shiny, sharp objects:)
-Yuni'
I clicked send.
I got a reply.
To: ProdigiousPokemonMaster
From: TopFroggyMagician
I'm alive. Bel-sempai is an asshole, and tried to kill me. Fifteen times. And I've only been here an hour.
That Lussuria-sempai guy? He can cook a very good piece of meat, considering how Boss ate all of it.
Speaking of Boss, is there something wrong with him? Other than that alcohol problem of his. Sometimes, he'd just stare at his wine/steak/whatever kind of meat is in front of him, and he'd get these scars all over his face. I think he's breaking out in some kind of rare form of acne.
-Fran
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You're the night sky, and I'm the day sky. You won't let me see the darkness that you surround yourself with, leaving me standing alone in the light. But if you stand, together, in the darkness, isn't that better than standing alone in the light?
I got the 270 reviews that was my goal. I probably would've updated anyways, but eh.
REVIEWS:D
Unkown Being - Umm, are they not couple-y enough? I like to think of it as 'old married couple' kind of thing.
Kufufu no Fu - I'll consider it...bitch. Lol, thanks.
Lanaught - Yuni needs to get one of those perks things, she'd get them all in like two days, lol.
Ingmina - They're not siblings, Fran's just an idiot.
Eruruu4 - I write really really fast.
CuteDork - My life revolves around pissing people off, lol. Fran is the sexiest douche out there.
anyandeveryanime - I like Fran better than Flan. It pisses me off...Flan, that sounds like something in the back of your throat that you're trying to gag out. Or is that flem...? Thanks for the Xanxus-cat, lol.
shirokuromokona - Yuni doesn't care enough about Greek Mythology. To her, they're all dead old farts. Achilles' mom was one abusive parent.
Vanessa Celestine Blanchette - That sentence can be interpreted in the weirdest of ways... did you see? Discoabc updated :D I PM-ed her, about her story, so you can thank me. (or not, whatever!)
KatoKimeka-chan - Fran will be that lovable, sexy douche and I will love it more and more each time.
CrimsonSkyTamer - I ask for a lot, but my reviewers/readers are the best, you know? I didn't know how to cook ramen! And google-ing it was the only way... Fran's just a jackass, it wasn't really her time of month, but he said that because she always seems to be on her period.
FurionKnight - Glad you look forward to it :)
Paigecat - This is how I see it: if Edward's sister is Winry, he can't marry her (unless, of course, it's Elricest with her), so he just has to wait until he meets a girl named Winry. And Hinata Hyuuga from Naruto? I love her, she's awesome. NEVER, MY SNOW DAYS ARE THE BEST. And Fran logic just defeats reality.
Michiyo - Alright...sis.
CC - That's exactly what I think! Fran & Yuni = married couple. Go google them, they're awesome. I love those songs, more than existance itself. Watch Fullmetal Alchemist, they're all from that. It's a great show, might I suggest it. I think I will put them in my story, because they're well-written.
Pailrose - Thanks, I try my best :D
MeLikesROFL - Well, Fran is gonna be Mammon's 'apprentice' but Mammon probably won't care very much about him, so Bel will probably force Fran to wear the hat, since Mammon is teaching him. But Fran is gonna steadily get better under 'Mammon's' tutelage, when in reality, Mukuro is the one that's making him better at illusions.
Rikuo Nova - Franderella...I might use that, lol. I'm Asian, Hispanic, American, British, Irish and a hell of a lot of other things. I was born in America, but am a citizen of Japan and America. And of course, I'm KHRean.
George - Le sparkles, lol, thanks! :D I hope this roll stays...
TheIceSorceress - Yeah, this story is Yuni/Fran. Well, technically, my OC inserted into Yuni/Fran, but whatever you want, right? :3
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And some cat food for my Xanxus-cat (if I ever get a cat, his name shall be Xanxus) XD
Expect an update Tuesday.
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