Chapter 16
Omake Chapter: What if...? Part 2
"Pride isn't something you can surrender." - Hibari Kyoya
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More or less, just two songs. But I do love those two songs. Go search them up on youtube.
Here's Chapter 16: Omake Chapter: What if...? Part 2.
Bolded means Fran.
Slanted means Yuni, during her song, otherwise it's another person (in this case: Mukuro) singing or Yuni's thoughts. I think you're smart enough to figure out which is which.
Underlined means Belphegor.
So after I punched Fran ("Don't hit me, Princess-sempai." "Then don't piss me off!"), it was Mukuro's turn.
I was watching the screen, nervously.
Fran placed his hand on my shoulder. "Calm down, Princess-sempai. Shishou won't kill anyone-"
I shot him a glare and he quickly retracted his hand. "Smart boy."
The stage was dark, to create a mysterious setting. I don't think it needed to be dark, I mean, it was MUKURO. He ends up in jail like every other week. Who knows what kind of bullshit he could be pulling.
"Kufufu~" his chuckle cut into the silence, causing the (stupid.) fangirls to erupt in squeals and cheers. "Oya, oya? What do we have here? A bunch of beautiful women...?"
I facepalmed. Fucking asshole.
Fran just deadpanned, "Shishou has such a way with the ladies."
Google-san deflated a little at that.
I punched Fran. "You challenge Google, you challenge me, bitch."
Fran rubbed his arm. "Itai, itai..."
I sighed, smiling. "Well, let's see if Pineapple-san rapes anyone- I mean, attacks anyone."
Sweatdrops all around.
Mukuro smirked, as if he knew what I was saying. OMG, HE BUGGED THE ROOM. "Music, start."
I facepalmed, again. "The bastard thinks he's so friggin' cool."
Tsuna came into the room, looking incredibly pale. "H-How'd I do?"
Haru smiled at him. "Great, Tsuna-san!"
Kyoko nodded. "Good job, Tsuna-kun."
I shrugged. "Average."
Fran gave me a blank look. "You're so honest."
I snorted. "You're one to talk, sweetheart."
Fran edged away slightly. "Ah. Tsunayoshi-sempai. Princess-sempai is hitting on me, again. I don't think I can take it."
I laughed. "I'm kiddin', Fran."
Fran inched further. "That's what they all say."
"Hush. Mukuro's song is starting." I waved him down.
"Never ending, always the same.
Everything is under the rebirth cycle again,
Entrust that destiny to me."
Tsuna sweatdropped. "Mukuro is actually good."
"He's kickass." I nodded, approvingly. "Very impressive."
"Ah, Princess-sempai." Fran commented. "Does that mean that you're hitting on Shishou?"
"No. Just no." I deadpanned. "I don't like the shape of pineapples."
Fran shrugged. "It was an idea."
"Gazing at the lonely mist with my right eye,
The wandering time, our encounter is accidental."
"Oi, Google-san." I elbowed Chrome. "Is this song about you? Cuz, ya know, he was wandering around and found you."
Chrome blushed redder than possible. "M-Mukuro-s-sama...s-sang a s-s-s-song about m-me?" she fainted.
Fran and I sweatdropped. "Well. That was awkward."
"Colored by illusions, the present is inside the stream.
The exchanged promises,
Sadness and loneliness,
Imprisoned on your shoulder,
I'm the one who touched it."
I nudged Fran. "Is it just me, or does that sound perverted?"
Fran nodded. "Stupid, perverted shishou. I knew that he had dirty thoughts about Chrome-san."
I creased my forehead, thinking. "Isn't Chrome supposed to be his sister or something?"
Fran considered it. "Incest?"
"Probably." I agreed. "Who really knows with that perverted old pineapple?"
"Never ending, always the same.
Everything is under the rebirth cycle again.
Entrust that destiny to me."
"The only thing I'd entrust to Mukuro is a restraining order." I deadpanned.
Fran nodded. "And maybe a search warrant, to see what other things he's hiding in that amusement park of his. It is an amusement park, after all."
Tsuna sweatdropped. "Err...Yuni? Fran? Isn't it rude to talk about Mukuro when he's not here?"
We both turned. "Shut up."
Gokudera (he was still here?!) leapt to his feet, bombs in hand. "Juudaime! I'll kill them for their disrespect-"
"No, Gokudera-kun!" Tsuna protested.
"The extent of irony, life is momentary.
The cycling faults never end.
Drowned in illusions as it is, the world where everyone lives.
The unbroken bonds,
Between truths and lies,
Shaking that group of yours."
"That was the perverted-est line of the entire song." Fran and I deadpanned together.
"...that was pretty perverted." Tsuna admitted.
"I'm the one who'll show you the way,"
"Okay, Mukuro has come back with 50% more perverted-ness than ever." I commented dryly.
Haru fidgeted. "Should we be talking about Mukuro-san like this, desu?"
Fran turned around and nodded. "He talks about Tsunayoshi-sempai like this."
We all turned to give him weird looks.
"He talks about how he's gonna take Tsunayoshi-sempai's body." Fran amended.
...
...
...
Suddenly, we have one incredibly pissed off Haru.
"HELL NO!" she roared, standing up. "THERE AIN'T NO WAY IN -."
"Pause." I said, covering Fran's ears. "Okay, go."
"HELL THAT I'LL BE HANDING OVER MY FUCKING MAN TO THAT DAMN MALE WANNA-FUCKING-BE PROSTITUTE!" she continued, angrily. "BITCH CAN GO FUCK BYAKURAN, THERE AIN'T NO FUCKIN' WAY THAT MY TSUNA-SAN IS GOING ANYWHERE NEAR THAT RAPIST BITCH."
Tsuna edged away from Haru. "...help me."
I uncovered Fran's ears. "You're good."
"Endless eternally,
Everything is just like the rebirth cycle,
Leave that destiny to me."
"Sadness and loneliness,
Imprisoned on your shoulder,
I'm the one who touched it.
Never ending, always the same.
Everything is under the rebirth cycle again,
Entrust that destiny to me."
Mukuro, thankfully, finished the song, before Haru could kill anything (cough, him.)
"Okay, Fran!" I nodded, dragging him. "It's our turn to go sing with Bel-san."
"...great."
Bel, Fran and I stood on the stage.
Awkward silence~
Fran sighed. "Jaa, musicu starto."
I sneered. "Fran. Don't try to speak English. You sound foreign."
Bel snickered. "Yo, Fran, sing properly, would ya?"
"I'll try, sempai. You good?"
"Of course! Because I'm a prince, after-"
I rolled my eyes. "Fran, let's go."
"Oooooooo, yeah!" We began without Bel.
"Laugh, laugh, laugh until your stomach hurts,
We win if we have fun
Together with everyone
Laugh, laugh, so laugh out loud
Ushishishishishishi
Hahahaha
Look we're having fun
You over there who is weeping
You'll become a crybaby caterpillar
I'll give you one shot
Throw you a knife."
Then Belphegor LITERALLY threw a knife into Fran's hat.
"It hurts, hurts, I don't want it
Something like this, I don't want it
But since it's amusing, I'll forgive you
It made me laugh.
Laugh, laugh, laugh until your stomach hurt
We win if we have fun
Together with everyone
Laugh, laugh, so laugh out loud
Ushishishishishishi
Ushishishishishishi
OI!
Look we're having fun
There are a lot of difficult face
You're right
Being adult is hard
Are you okay?
Definitely there are a lot happened, right when you're past thirty.
Really, Mukuro?
Though I still haven't understood.
But I'm still young.
Sempai, you look like you're having fun.
I am having fun.
Even if I become an adult, I will always laugh.
Me too!
Because because laughing is always always fun!
Laugh, laugh, laugh until your stomach hurt
Let's do lots of amusing things,
Together with everyone
Saa, hai!
Laugh, laugh, so laugh out loud
Ushishishishishi
Kufufu
Look we're having fun."
I had the vague feeling that Mukuro was watching us (how creepy.) and would kill Fran and I for being a bitch to him. ...oh well.
Mukuro stepped onto the stage, spinning a trident dangerously. "Yuni-chan...Fran...you should start running now.
"...ohshitwe'regonnadie." I squeaked, sprinting away, Fran on my heels.
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There is nothing a person loves more than smiling.
This omake section isn't over.
The following are songs I want to have sung, (or at least, briefly mentioned.)
Flaming Rage - Xanxus
Burning Prayer - Lal Mirch
Hitoribocchi no Sadame - Hibari Kyoya
Ame no Message - Yamamoto
...loop - Gokudera
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I just saw this one (two.) thing on tumblr.
It's like,
Mukuro - LOL Xanxus would be the best father in history. SQUALO WOULD BE THE BEST MOTHER.
Gokudera - He is xD
Byakuran - XD I remember he taught me to depend on myself. "Daddy! I hurt myself!" "Go to hell, you little shit."
And then there was this other thing, I burst out laughing.
Tsuna - *has a mouthful* Thanks Gokudera-kun~ *gives bowl back*
Gokudera - /sticks face in bowl/ INDIRECT KISS
Tsuna - Uh... Gokudera-kun? You ok?
I loved that, oh, that was funny.
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