Chapter 7
Kufufu no Fu
WHY I LOVE HAYATO:
Shamal: "Do you know what's the most important thing when hitting on a girl?"
Gokudera: "Uh...well...Eroticism?"
Shamal: "Geez, it can't be helped..."
-Doctor Shamal and Gokudera Hayato.
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Don't own KHR. Otherwise, I'd be rich. And not living in a small town.
Here's Chapter 7: Kufufu no Fu.
So I was kind of well, kidnapped. By Rokudo Mukuro.
"Where's Ken and Chikusa?" I asked, leaning back.
Mukuro eyed me. "How do you know who Ken and Chikusa are...?"
I rolled my eyes. "Bitch, please. I've been kidnapped twice in the span of like four days. I know everything."
Mukuro chuckled. "Kufufu...prove it."
"The number of fu's on the end of your laugh." I said, a random fact I happened to know springing to mind. "The more there are, the better of a mood you're in."
Mukuro stared. "How do you know that...?"
"I'm Jesus." I shrugged.
"..."
"...okay, that was a lie. I'm just...me." I grinned. "I know a lot of things for one so young."
"Name the eight Arcobaleno." Mukuro challenged.
I blinked. "Okay, let's see. Technically there are seven, but I love Lal, so yeah. Reborn-ojii-san, Fon-san, Skull-baka-san, ano...Lal Mirch-san, but she's not officially an Arcobaleno. She's a failed Arcobaleno, but she's still sweet, anyways. Colonello-san, ano, Mammon-san, Verde-san and Mama."
His eyebrows furrowed slightly. "I see...you know a lot."
I beamed. "Any other questions?"
"Will I ever take over the Mafia?" Mukuro asked, leaning forward. His smile was mysterious, expectant.
I smiled, sadly. "I mean you no disrespect, Mukuro-san, but I won't answer that question."
Mukuro's smile slipped. "Why?"
"Because interfering with the future is dangerous." I said. "If you did take over the mafia in the future, telling you now might give you a big ego and you'd lose in a deciding fight. If you didn't take over the mafia, you'd build up your forces and end up winning that same deciding fight. Parallel worlds do exist."
Mukuro's eyes narrowed. "So you won't tell me the future."
I nodded. "That was a what if, Mukuro-san. I never said I knew the future."
Mukuro leaned back, shifting slightly. "But you do know a lot of things. Information."
I shrugged. "I suppose."
"Tell me. What school does the Tenth Generation Candidate for the Vongola Famiglia go to? What city?" he smirked.
"Come back in two years." I smiled, sweetly. "I'll tell you then."
Mukuro sneered. "So you don't know?"
"I assure you, Mukuro-san, that I know." I grinned. "But the time isn't right. ...wow, I sounded really sage-like."
Mukuro twitched. "You're overall an annoying, worthless girl. With a lot of knowledge."
My smile fell. "Mukuro." my voice was pure steel. "If you ever say that, to any other girl in the world, about how annoying and worthless they are, I promise, that you will go to hell a seventh time."
Seeing him in the manga be a bitch to Chrome-san was enough. But if he does it again...HE WILL DIE.
Mukuro just smiled. "Kufufufufu...threatening. How scary."
"Not yet, I'm not." I promised.
"Then I don't want to see you when you're scary." Mukuro teased.
"You're a bastard with a fugly haircut." I shot back, confident.
Mukuro rolled his eyes. "You're quite the little bitch, aren't you? Kufufu~"
I snorted. "You're the bitch here. You're arguing with a not-even-two-year-old. Talk about child cruelty."
Mukuro blinked. "There's no way that you're two."
"Tch." I grinned. "Ah, I clicked my tongue."
He stared. "What...?"
"You'll get it one day."
"Okay..."
"I'm not two, though." I said, nodding. "I'm ALMOST two."
Mukuro sneered. "There's no way that you're almost two. You're too intelligent."
I narrowed my eyes. "I'm prodigious!"
"Since I'll give you that information in two years, can I go home now?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.
Mukuro sighed. "I suppose...not."
"Why not?" I whined. "You didn't even give me that pineapple!"
He groaned. "Why does my informant have to be so annoying?"
I scrunched up my nose. "Ka-ching. Ushishishi~"
"What are you...doing?" he hesitated to ask.
"Kufufu~ Kufufu~ Kufufu no fu~" I sang. "Let's dance in the mist's carnival, in a pure and beautiful world. The manipulated you is in the eternal samba with me~"
"Okay, you can leave." Mukuro held his forehead. "I think I'm getting a headache."
I sprinted out of that warehouse as quickly as I could, before he could change his mind. "Thanks-for-the-kidnapping-bye~"
Chikusa stepped out of the shadows of the warehouse. "You sure that was smart, Mukuro-san? You could've forced it out of the little girl."
Mukuro chuckled. "Kufufufu~ I doubt it. Her eyes...so confusing..." he trailed off, staring at the door where she had dashed out of.
"...Mukuro-san?" Chikusa called out, concerned. "Would you like me to go get her?
Mukuro shook his head. "No. We will come for her, in two years."
I ran into Gamma in the town.
Staring contest...
He stared at me, I stared at him.
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"...you're alive?" he asked, hesitantly.
I facepalmed. "Gamma. You SUCK at greeting people. And haven't we already had this conversation?!"
He laughed, nervously. "Ahaha, maybe?"
"DON'T SAY IT LIKE A QUESTION!" I shrieked, stomping my foot. "You're an asshole sometimes."
Gamma chuckled. "Let's go, princess."
I smiled. "Okay."
"Where were you, anyway?"
"...I was kidnapped by a pineapple."
"..."
"...you shouldn't have asked."
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Her eyes were so confusing. They had a sadness to them that I see often. The same sadness I see when I look in the mirror. I saw death in them. She knows that someone is going to die. Why do I feel like the only one who will die is her?
You know who I love?
...
Fran.
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