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Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga (ERB Season 1 Episode 4)

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Sarah Palin:

Oh boy, look what we have here:

A transvestite with a keyboard trying to be freak of the year!

Your voice sounds like a rooster having sex with a frog!

They put a lot of lipstick on you, but you still look like a dog!

Put down that teacup, honey! Go put on some pants, and

Stop letting little monsters teach you how to dance, and

You may be Gaga, but you ain't a lady at all!

I've seen those outfits you've been wearing: that takes big balls!

Lady Gaga:

I think I'd rather elect a smurf than vote for you.

Governor of Alaska? That's like the principal of a home school.

You are the sum of everything I despise,

With the most dysfunctional family since the Jackson fucking Five!

Just trust me: your fifteen minutes of fame came and went.

Go back to your igloo. Spend some time with your kids before they're pregnant.

Your frigid little body couldn't even handle what I do.

I think the truth is, Sarah, my music just scares you.

Sarah Palin:

Your music doesn't scare me! I'm a mother of five!

I killed moose with my bare hands before you were alive!

Everything you do is just a rerun of Madonna!

Your fans are in a frenzy like a bunch of gay piranha!

Lady Gaga:

I sound more intelligent than you when I fart!

I wonder if you even know how to spell the word "art"!

You don't belong in politics; you belong in a hockey game!

History will regret you like J-J-J-John McCain!

(Sarah Palin Won)


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