Chapter 30: Character Bio: Happy Slap

Bio: Born in West Blue, he learned how to cook from his father who owned his own restaurant. From his mother he learnt the best way to keep unruly cooks, customers, suppliers, husbands and children in line was a slap to the head. He took to it like a fish to water, mastering the family art of Slap-ki-do and cooking in equal measure. When he was fifteen wander lust struck and he felt the need to travel the world, slapping heads and cooking gruel - so he joined the marines. This promptly lead to his family disowning him for abandoning his responsibilities as heir, though his younger brother was happy to take over his position. For fifteen years he sailed on various crews on each of the Four Blues, rising to Head Cook on each of his deployments before eventually returning home to find his home village had been burned to the ground by an 'accidental' Marine bombardment ordered on false pretences because his father refused service to a Marine Captain. Deciding to exact his revenge, he eventually got himself transferred to the command of the one responsible and proceeded to wipe out the entire crew while on deployment, only to then realise that he had no idea how to sail back to shore, leaving himself stranded floating at sea. He proceeded to use the ship as a lure to rob passing vessels of supplies to keep himself going (why he didn't simply catch a ride, no one knows) until he was picked up by a Marine ship sent to investigate. He was promptly sentenced to Life in impel down, until he escaped with Prisoner 10013.