STRAYDOG NARUTO

Imagine waking up one day in the body of Naruto Uzumaki, that spiky-haired, knuckleheaded ninja with his ludicrous dream of becoming the Hokage. What a foolish ambition! But I have to admit, he's got guts and an indomitable will to transform himself into a real man, if not a king.

But me? I'm no naive child dreaming of respect and leadership in a village that once shunned me. Come at me, if you dare! Try to beat me, and you'll end up looking after your own sorry self. Slander me, and you better prepare for your doomsday. Villagers? Shinobi? Hokage? And even you, stupid fox? Prepare to meet my wrath!

Shout my name, you maggots! Remember it well, for I am your future emperor of the land—and the sea, you pathetic pirates! Hahahaha!