Chapter 259: 259. vampire body one day chap.
(A/N This is a long chapter boys double and a half the word count and just a day for the vampire body to explore. then right back to the dxd world the same chapter.) Let's have a day in the life of the vampire body. Tired of watching over the kingdom and being stuck reading books all the time out hero decided to go to a few fast world's for the day and snag a few nice items while everyone is training for the rating games.
"System start up a separate world transfer."
[Accepted rules of separate main body apply all soul bound items locked until story complete.]
yeah yeah.
[Please select world]
"Disney's Aladdin."
[Aladdin selected. Please choose reincarnation or trasmigration.]
"I want to be reincarnated as Aladdin right after he enters the cave of wonders."
[Accepted please enter special requests.]
"None."
[Accepted transfer started.]
I'm taken off in the blinding white light while others look on curiously in the throne room.
The light disappears and I'm standing in a giant cavern filled with gold and jewels I check myself out I'm wearing some ragged clothes with a little red fez hat and I appear to have fleas which quickly die off with some blood manipulation.
The next thing I notice is there's a monkey in my pocket. I believe his name is apu. I grab him by the head and throw him into the blood realm. In the movie, the greedy little shit steals a giant ruby melting all the gold and jewels down to lava.
I make my way carefully through the cave eventually meeting the magic flying carpet who is happy to guide me towards the magic lamp. I make double sure that I don't accidentally touch anything just in case the cave of wonders thinks I'm stealing. There's only 1 rule for the cave and that's don't touch anything besides the magical lamp. I don't know if that means on purpose or an accident.
After traveling through chasms filled with tempting gold jewels and items we come upon an altar with a golden lamp on it.
I pick it up carefully looking at the iconic item. Now what most people don't know is that most genies grant specific wishes in a specific way so you could wish to be richer and he would poof you up a single coin and boom you'd be richer by a single coin. technically the wish is granted. So if your ever in possession of a genie lamp don't fuck up.
I rub the tiny lamp and out explodes a giant cloud and a blue man. "Wooooo ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck." he sounds exactly like Robin Williams. This makes me smile.
he spots the rug walking beside me. "Yo, Rug man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel." Then proceeds to do impressive high fives with the sweet magic carpet.
"So you must be my new master eh?" he says looking at me. "A vampire? That's new." he floats around me. "The fez and vest is way too third century though."
"Yeah it's kinda what I showed up in, "I said frowning at my outfit before switching it out using blood magic.
I got myself a nice pair of shorts and just some regular t-shirt.
"Much better," he shouts clapping with the carpet.
"Well, I suppose it's time to get onto the nitty-gritty. Your wishes. Of course, there are a few rules for these wishes. The first rule is I can't kill anyone so that's a no go big man. The second rule I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else, love is a mysterious power we don't play with but with your looks, I'm sure you are not bothered by that ehh?" he throws me a nudge and a wink. Vampire charm can be quite dangerous.
"Third no wishing for more wishes you only get three, one, two, three." he counts off on his fingers.
understandable.
"And lastly I cannot bring back anyone to life. death isn't my domain so that's not in my job description," he says turning his body zombie-like and moaning.
"Alright, I got it." I smile at the big blue man.
"For my first wish, I want to be the complete owner of the cave of wonders with all the items included inside or outside in a movable form preferably small kitten shaped. But I want that to wait until we are outside and if you do it correctly for my third wish I'll grant your greatest wish." I say looking at the blue man. He stares at me curiously. "Really you'll waste a wish on me?" he asks with doubt.
"Sure if there's anyone who deserves freedom it probably you. I mean trapped in a tiny lamp for eternity granting wishes. I can even give you your own house in my kingdom." I say holding out my hand for a shake.
he eyes it curiously before grabbing it. "Sure I'll take you up on that I mean what do I have to lose?"
"Cool I've got to take care of a problem outside first so feel free to hide or something," I tell him and quickly make my way outside to see an old looking man in some black robes hiding behind a small illusion.
"My boy did you get the lamp?" he asks smiling with nasty looking teeth and holding out his hands.
"Sure did." I reach forward and grab him by the head snapping it around completely. His dead body falls to the ground revealing a middle-aged man in a nice attire with a black turban.
Out of his robes flies a parrot. "Holy shit you killed him," he shouts as I snatched him out of the air.
"Nah he was like that when I found him" I lied convincingly squeezing the bird.
"Yeah he was already like that man I didn't see nuffin." the bird squawked.
"Alright genie about my first wish," I call the blue man out of the lamp again as he shivers looking at the body with the wrong facing head.
"Granted," he shouts waving his hand and a giant area of gold and treasure get torn from the massive desert quickly shrinking down into a small brown sandy tiger that can be held in a pocket.
I pick up the little cat and feel it being soul bound to me. I can sense millions of treasures inside the small creature kind of like a space ring but this one meows.
Very quickly a golden scarab flies at it from a bit away being quickly swallowed as this is the key to the cave of wonders.
The world is completed as soon as I killed off Jafar. I don't have to woo princess jasmine or anything as that would probably take a little while and we can come back later.
I stuff the parrot into the blood realm with the monkey before putting the magic lamp and everything else into the inventory.
"System startup world transfer."
[World transfer started system points awarded for the completed world.]
[Please select the world.]
"Death Note."
[Accepted. Please select reincarnation or transmigration]
"Reincarnate me as light Yagami right after he gets the death note."
[Accepted please input special requests now.]
"Hide my vampire ability from the shinigami of the world and make me appear human with a life expectancy of 103 years or so."
I have no idea how the death god ability works so I'm just going to be cautious.
[Accepted transfer begin.]
Again the flash of light whisked me away.
I reappear in the middle of what appears to be a school and I'm holding onto a black book with the title death note scrawled across the front. Waves of memories hit me once again and I quickly make my way to the house of this body ignoring the creepy feeling of being watched.
Probably ryuk who dropped the book. Now as we all know there's a set of rules for this book but in the book itself, ryuk only wrote 5.
(The human whose name is written in this note shall die.
This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.
If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen.
If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack.
After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.)
Now I know there are a lot of other rules than this. And seeing as I'm not human and just read the rules I don't think I can be killed by this. However, maybe in the future, I can upgrade it and use it on different enemies.
"System is there a way I can bind this book to me?" I mentally ask.
[Since it was dropped by the shinigami you can bind it as it was technically given away.]
"Do it."
[Soul binding started. Special ability acquired. The lifeforce of those you kill will be given to you to increase your lifespan.]
"Neat can I stockpile the lifeforce and use it for other bodies or things?"
[Confirmed as you own the life force.]
That's all I needed to know.
I Start to go on an evildoer slaughtering spree. I have access to police files and I watch as my life force just skyrockets. Really the government should thank me for freeing up prison space. I mean seriously why are you keeping murdered locked up like bad pets. just fucking kill them. However, the people who did it in self-defense or for a loved one in danger are free to go in my book.
"System can I link the life force I gained to the kingdom? improve my people's health more and such?" I ask while blazing through names in the top wanted and terrorist organizations list in the database.
[Accepted.]
Soon all over the world, people start dying like flies. The government is all up in a tizzy. oh, our murderers and terrorists are dying let's bring the perpetrator to justice.
Days like this go by. The police hire the world's best investigator L.
Ryuk finally introduces himself as I seem to be interesting and having fun. honestly, bro looks ugly.
"I can offer you a special deal to have more fun," he says like a crappy salesman.
"Sure what is it," I ask faking like I don't know.
"I'll trade you the eyes of the shinigami that let you see the names of people and how long they have to live in exchange for half your lifespan," he says.
"Sure I'm free for a fun trade," I say shaking his ringed hand.
Soon I feel a small bit of lifeforce drained from me which is pretty negligible considering this body is immortal. I then feel pain in my eyes and it quickly passes. This lets me see numbers and names above everyone's heads.
I keep up my killings until the suspicion on me gets too much then I stop and wait for my lovely copycat to begin her killings. Which gets the attention off me.
After a while, I figure it's time for me to search out my avid fan who has some kind of addiction towards me like an odd stalker as I had killed the person who murdered her family basically it's another Bella with super dedication.
I search out the up and coming model and get into a nice conversation and some quick flirting and she's putty in my hands. However, her shinigami is a bit of a dick to me. Threaten me one time and I'll see if I can't eat a death god.
Soon enough we are called to join the investigation of Kira or Killer which is the name they gave me after I slaughtered thousands upon thousands of people.
I get to meet the famous detective L who is honestly one of my favorite people in the series.
I quickly lock down the area with blood bodies shocking everyone including the death gods.
I look at L who is giving me a curious stare. "Sadly if you want this to stop there's only one way for it to end." I sit down across from him.
"I would like to invite you to join my kingdom and travel the different dimensions on magical adventures," I tell the odd-looking teen.
"And if I refuse?" He asks eating a slice of cake.
"Well if you refuse it kind of forces me to kill you off and then slaughter your junior detectives I think they come from the same place as you? And to be honest there's literally nothing you can do to stop me I'll even prove it. Have your butler shoot me in the head." he waves his hand and a gunshot rings out and I'm hit in the temple.
The wound quickly heals and I spit out the bullet onto the table. "I can also teleport so I can't be locked up," I say popping around the room.
he ponders for a moment. "So if I accept I get to join you and you leave of your own free will and I get to explore the unknown multiverse?"
I sweeten the deal a bit. "imagine all the sweets you are missing out on and I could even let you meet some of the greatest detective minds of the universe."
This makes his eyes go slightly wide. "That does indeed intrigue me," he says as we finish off some of the snacks.
"I accept as this world is pretty boring. When your a genius things aren't as much fun it's like being on the top all by yourself." he puts down his fork. "can you explain how you did the killings though?"
After a brief talk about the books I have completed this world and get 2 free death gods a detective and a model who has yandere type love for me. what a good bonus. And I'll make it back in time for lunch.
The light whisks us off to the kingdom and more boring duties. (A/N What do you guys think I should use the second genie wish for leave some comments.)
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