Chapter 730: CAUGHT!
Fleur frowns, "You do not zeem to be taking this situation seriously at all..."
Reima shrugs, "If it were a guy drugging Ciri then there'd be a problem... But Quelaag and Ciri? That's just kinky to me."
Fleur "I do not understand, your lover is being taken advantage of, raped by another... And you joke about it?" she asks, clearly shocked by his reaction.
Reima snorts, "If it's so important, why wait a week to tell me about it?" he questions pointedly.
Fleur scowls, "Quelaag 'as her Chaos Servants following me around constantly! I cannot move anywhere without eye's on me... I 'ad to dress up Bill like me to even reach you now Rei!" she says, her voice rising and her tea beginning to boil again.
Reima "Hmm, now that's a problem... Quelaag can't go around breaching peoples privacy." he says with as serious face, now befitting the King of Ichor.
Fleur "I cannot believe you Rei, mismanagement of troops is more important to you than ze abduction of your lover!"
Reima smirks, "Considering Quelaag's body, you reckon they're doing "leg-play"?" he asks.
Fleur glares at him, "What iz leg-play?"
Reima forms a hole with his fingers and pushes his finger through it, "Those spider legs are slim right?"
Fleur goes pale and slightly green after a moment, "You... You are ill Rei, I don't know what 'as happened to you, but you are not ze man I remember!" she says, getting up and storming out of the room.
Reima sighs and slumps in his chair, "Hopefully that'd remove any notion of hers to try and get back together with me... With what's going on with Ciri and Quelaag I don't think I could handle any more drama..."
His thoughts drift to Quelaag and her obsession with him... Drugging Ciri is a drastic action, one someone would only take as a last resort. Oh... That's probably what her intention is... Memories of Ciri trying to push a threeway relationship between them all flashing in his mind.
He rubs the bridge of his nose and stands, "I better go try and sort this all out then..." he mutters, disappearing in a turquoise flash and reappearing at the steps of the Chaos Temple. Chaos Servants all stands to attention and salute him with a "Jolly!"...
Reima gives a weak wave, "Jolly guys... Is Quelaag in?"
The men all look at each other and nod, "Mistress ordered us to take you to her without telling you about her order." he states.
Reima rubs his face, "And, why are you telling me that part?"
"She may be our Mistress, but you are our King!... That, and I do not wish to be involved with whatever scheme she's hatched this time." one says, the other nodding along almost sagely.
Reima "This time?" he almost hesitates to ask.
The man nods, "Yes... Mistress had us try and uncover Lady Cirilla's weakness in the past, some of us refused by others went ahead with it... The only thing they uncovered was the Lady's softness towards children."
Reima "Oook... I hope that was the end of it then?"
They shake their head, "Mistress then attempted to train children to try and sabotage your relationship by being as irritating as possible. Of course, that plan didn't work."
Reima thinks back and remembers children storming a restaurant he and Ciri were in, running into the kitchen and ruining all the meals they were preparing, making the waiting time far longer than usual. After a couple of those incidents, he simply had Hinky teleport away any kids who got near him... "Bro... She's got problems..." he mutters, the Chaos Servants nodding at him with sombre expressions.
"Then, will you follow me sire?" he asks, beginning to walk up the stairs that lead to the temple with Reima following him.
They walk towards the large entrance of the temple, the Chaos Servants and trainee were all bowing towards Reima with "Jolly!" on their lips.
Reima ignores them and enters, being lead to the left of the large hall and to a door which is presumably Quelaag's room. He thanks the Chaos Servant who retreats to a safe distance... Without knocking, he telekinetically opens the lock and strolls in, the sound of people "Playing" on a bed being audible from outside the room.
His eyes almost roll out of their sockets when he sees what's inside... A naked Ciri and... An equally naked human Quelaag both scissoring on the bed...
Immediately his manhood feels like getting up and fighting for dominance, but he restrains himself... "What in the fuck is going on here?" he asks loudly with a commanding voice, both people on the bed finally noticing him and freezing while in the compromising position...
Ciri "I-I can explain!" she quickly says, but is interrupted by Quelaag before she can say anything else.
Quelaag "Ara, Reima's finally caught us Ciri... What are we going to do!" she exclaims in an obviously fake manner, her acting skills being around the pre-school level...
...
Reima wasn't sure what he'd see when he entered and had thought up a number of things he'd say when he got there... But right now nothing would come to his mind, as if the heavy stench of sex pervading the room had stolen his words. "I-You-What..."
Quelaag accidentally slips a small smile at his reaction, quickly recomposing herself and acting shocked again. "We are in-love Reima! But... If you really must tear us apart, then so be it." she says, wiping her eyes despite no trace of tears being anywhere in sight.
Reima glances away, not being able to look at their locked legs any longer for his own sanity, "Quelaag, I already know you've potioned Ciri..."
Quelaag frowns, "What! Preposterous? Who would tell such horrible lies!" she exclaims, still not moving away from Ciri...
Reima waves his hand and retrieves some covers to shield his sight from the arousing sight, these being the only thing preventing him from jumping them. "Everyone involved has told me, it's over Quelaag, I know."
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