Chapter 121: Angry Dragon > Angry Fatty
After Reima stole their opponent the slightly battered trio come face to face with an angry fat giant, he swings his hammer in the air before bringing it down on a pillar, completely destroying it and launching stone shards at them. They duck behind Solaire's shield which stops most of the damage but they still receive many small cuts and bruises, Siegmeyer shouts at them "We need to put this guy down, before he brings the whole building down on us!"
Solaire and Priscilla nod, he throws a lightning bolt at Smough trying to draw his attention while Priscilla turns invisible to try and attack a weak point in his armour.
Smough steps forward and brings his hammer down on Solaire who barely dodges it, Siegmeyer attempts to grab the hammer to prevent it being used but has his entire body lifted by the angry Smough, one swing of the hammer launches Siegmeyer through a nearby pillar, breaking many bones in the process.
Solaire can only watch as his companion is tossed away like trash, he throws a lightning bolt at the charred stomach of Smough but it only seem to make him angry, He takes a step towards him while preparing his hammer but stumbles. Solaire looks at his feet to see what happened but sees large cuts and gauges in Smough's golden armour forming, Priscilla must be swinging away at his legs.
Solaire waves his sword in the air and shouts "Look at me you fat, yellow belly cannibal, who's only redeeming qualities are that you provide shade!" Ofcourse, Solaire isn't adept in the art of insults, but he seemingly gets his point across as Smough completely ignores the pain in his legs and brings his hammer down on Solaire. He doesn't manage to dodge but brings his shield up to protect himself... He's slammed down causing his internal organs to rupture and all air in his lungs to evacuate, Priscilla seeing this continues to swing her scythe, harder and faster than before, unconsciously infusing "death" magic into the Scythe enshrouding it in black mist. It seems very effective as Smough immediately drops onto his disproportionately small legs and has to support himself with his arms, dropping his hammer in the process. She finishes slicing his legs and moves onto his arms, a few swings renders them unable to move... She continues what can only be called dissection for a few minutes before finally bringing the blade down on the fatso's neck, killing him instantly.
She takes a breath before dropping her weapon and running over to the injured Solaire, she shifts the hammer that's still resting on his body over to find his somehow still breathing body. She reaches to his belt and pulls out his Estus and starts dripping it down his gullet, Solaire seems to choke as he coughs up the Estus and not managing to swallow it. Reima appears behind her and shakes his head which causes her to panic, despite his undead status.
Reima "I'm sorry."
Priscilla "He is still alive, do something!" she pleads.
Reima "No, I'm not sorry about that..." He sighs, take the Estus from her hand and takes a large swig. She seems to want to protest as he drinks the life saving fluid but is confused as he takes Solaire's helmet off.
This is not gay Reima repeats in his mind before he delivers the Estus orally... He doesn't know if this is the correct method but he'd rather kiss a dude than see Priscilla cry... Or kiss her own brother, but that's another matter entirely. He tries to massage Solaire's throat and after a minute is headbutted but said man.
Solaire raises himself up gently while looking horrified, "Sir Ludvig! Please explain yourself!"
Reima spits on the floor and wipes his lips with his sleeve, "You weren't swallowing the Estus so I had to help you... You owe me big time."
Solaire looks pained "Me? Owe you!?! You should owe me, you stole my first kiss after all!"
Reima's eyes open wide, WHAT IS THIS TROUPE CLICHE BS! GIVE ME A HOT GIRL INSTEAD OF THIS IKEMAN! "I refuse! How about we never speak of this again?" Solaire silently nods as Priscilla giggles at the side while providing Solaire with a lap pillow... So jealous!
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They look around realising their missing a member, Reima stands up and checks the area where Siegmeyer was thrown but only finds a bloodstain... Suddenly an onion shaped figure appears in the doorway.
Siegmeyer "I am back!" He looks at them while raising a fist in victory... For some reason?
Reima "Where did you go?"
Siegmeyer "Ah, that? I died of course!" He laughs away the fact that he had just died like it was nothing... It seems this isn't uncommon for him.
Reima shakes his head at the lackadaisical man before looking around for loot, he doesn't find anything else apart from the leo ring he'd acquired from Ornstein. From what he remembers it increases piercing damage done and counter damage, the former isn't all that useful due to Reima only uses swords but most of his attacks are counters in one form or another. He puts on the ring and replaces his Stoneplate ring with it, who needs defence when you deal a ton of damage right?
After everyone heals up a bit they walk around the outskirts of the room and eventually find the elevator... While he would be excited to meet Solaire's sister, from what he's heard she's one of if not already the biggest THOT in this world. He will admire her bazooka's from a distance but that will be all... Until he shoots a Soul spear through her illusionary body before stealing her couch.
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Niggross Hope you guys enjoyed the boss fight... I think Reima would've died many, many times without the help of his companions.
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