Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Fusion
Chapter 8
After Artemis and mini Orion bantering for a while, and our dear MC is rage quit from real world, finally system asking Valir wether he wants to continue the summoning or not. Well, of course Valir still want to continue, there's literally no reason for him not to. But, a little bit, just a little bit he is afraid getting troll by his own luck. But, the temptation is really hard, knowing you will summon any heroic spirit you want. Can you feel the tension, salty bro??
Valir - Alright, let's just leave that lovely couple for a while, shall we?? Let them have fun with their own method.
Artemis - Ehehehe, darling~ He said we are lovely couple. How cute~~
Orion - Why you are saying something like that, boy? Do we look like a lovely couple to you??
Artemis - Eeeeeehhhh, how rude, darling~. Let me punish you for being rude. *Hug*
Orion - Ooooffff, Oooofffff!!!!???
Valir - .....Let's pretend that never happen. Sys, summon another one from LB5 Summoning Campaign right away!!!!
System - Acknowledge. Summoning begin. *summoning process* *ziiiiiinggg* *bzzztt* *bzztttt*
Valir - Ehehehehehe, eventhough it doesn't have any rainbow, I'm sure it will be 5 stars. Let's see what I got?? Yeppp, normal Archer class but the card has lightning on it and became gold. Who is it if not Suuupeeeeerrrr Oriiooooonn!!!!!
Orion - Oooooffff. Ooooffff!!!!??? (Translation: I'm here though?? Rather, help me already!!???)
S. Orion - Oh, what's this. Did you summon me? My name is Orion! The huntsman that feels like he has transcended the body of a human! Aaah… Ehem, I transcended humanity, but that aside, my desire is fellow humans. Eeer, In other words… Are there any girls that like me?
Valir - Finally I summon the right one.
Artemis - Ara, darling became 2?? Rather, what do you mean your desire is fellow humans?? Darling, are you cheating on me?? *yandere mode: on*
S. Orion - I——AM——NOT!!!! Eh wait a minute, Artemis, why are you here!!??
Artemis - Of course I will be wherever you are, darling~~ *hug*
Orion - OOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF, OOOFFFFFF!!!!! (Translation: Help me, my other self!!!) (A/N: Here, doll Orion got squish between Oppai and Muscle)
S. Orion - But really, was I a bear plushie back in here… And I did my best… Even though I was a bear plushie… Sniff, I did my best! You did so well, me!
Valir - Oh boy. Sys, does the real Orion is a troll like this too?
System - Considering the bear plushie's attitude, and the others source, I'm afraid yes.
Valir - ......Seems like summoning him is a mistake, don't you think?
System - ......
Valir - Now you ignoring me.
Stheno - Ufufu, now you know that I'm the best, right master??
Suzu - (AAAARRGGGHHHH, you SNEAKY megami!!!!)
Stheno - Ufufu, it's your fault for being late.
Valir - ....Wao, it's so crowded.
System - It's because host's greed to summon more heroic spirit, so please bear with it, host.
Valir - .....Damn luck. I think I'll consider more about who I'll summon in the future.
System - Right choice, host.
Valir - Suddenly I remember. Sys, how Fujimaru managed his heroic spirit??
System - According to the system, Fujimaru himself only contracted to Mash when he is in CHALDEA, while he can contracted with stray servant in singularity, the only heroic spirit in CHALDEA is only Da Vinci, Sherlock Holmes and Solomon.
Valir - ....Really??
System - Yes, host. In the game, it's only them who are in CHALDEA, so Fujimaru didn't have any trouble at all.
Valir - .....So I step on a landmine without me knowing anything?
System - ...Yes.
Now, suddenly realizing that he is stepping on a landmine, Valir is at loss at what to do again. Looking around, he is watching Stheno teasing Suzu communicating through him, Artemis got lovey-dovey (in her mind) with both Orion. Really, what a mess have I created, is what he is thinking right now. But, there's no use crying over spilled milk. Rather than crying and sulking, he decided to think of some way to fix this. At least to be more bearable. It will start from.....
Valir - Nee, Artemis??
Artemis - Hmmm, what is it, Master?
Valir - Etto, can you fuse Orion back in his original body?
Artemis - Ehehehe, of course I can, master!!!
Valir - Then, can you do it please?
Artemis - Eeeeeeehhhh, but why should I do that???? I'm happy with it.
Valir - (Oh noooo, what to doo!!???)
System - (If host want a reason, then host can tell Artemis that having same souls in 2 different body or form will make a paradox)
Valir - (Oh, I think I've watched it from bunny-senpai. Well done, sys) Well, let's just say there will be a very bad thing if they are leave like that. I myself don't really know what will happen because I'm not really into science.
Artemis - But isn't they fine, master??? Aaahhh, I know. Master wants to be with me too right, so you're jealous of them?? Ehehehe....
System - (Tell her it's only fine because of host ability, but it only happen because host is in a closed room. Once host open any way to outside, the paradox will happen)
Valir - Etto, how do I say it, it's all because of my special ability. Once I leave the room, or open any way to outside, then the paradox will happen.
Artemis - Eeeeeeehhhh, is there really no other way??
Orion - Girl, just fuse us back already. It's really uncomfortable to live as a plushie.
S. Orion - Yeah, Artemis, let him fuse with me. In the end, he is me, and I am him. Nothing will change.
Artemis - Really?? Will you still love me???
Both Orion - *sweating* Of course!!!!
Artemis - Ehehehe, Darling...I love you for all eternity.
Both - Don't always use the word eternity. It feels scary for some weird reason??
Artemis - Then let's start the fusion!!!! It won't take long so, Gooooo!!!!!
Both - AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Well, good thing 2 troll became 1 troll. With this, Valir can leave Orion on Artemis care, so he won't disturb any girl.....
Valir - AAAAHH!!!! Summoning Artemis so she can prevent Orion from cheating with other girl!!!!
Stheno - Geez, master. Good thing Artemis is focus on fusing Orion, if she heard the word cheating, you won't know what she will do.
Valir - *sweating* Ehehehe, oops, my bad.
Stheno - Ufufu, it's fine, master~ If anything happen, I'll protect you, okay~?
Valir - Yesss, thank you, my goddess!!
Stheno - Ufufu, and one more, master. Never ever summon me when Orion is around. I don't want to get into a fight with that yandere goddess, so bear that in mind, would you?
Valir - Yes, I understand!! Your wish is my command.
Stheno - Ufufu, now let me reward you for your obedience. *chuuuu* There you go, a kiss on the cheek.
Valir - *blush*
Stheno - Ara, ufufu, master is so cute...
Suzu - (Noooooooo!!!!)
Stheno - Ufufu dear Suzu, it's still too early for you to compete against me, a perfect goddess born to be man's idol.
Valir - (Ah sh*t, here we go again)
And Valir can't sleep for another half an hour, so he needs to listen verbal duel between Stheno and Suzu. Well, if you ignore their bickering, it's quite nice to have their sounds accompany him when he do nothing. But before that,
System - Host, there's something host need to know.
Valir - Hmmm?? What is it??
System - Tomorrow is New Year 2020 in host original world.
Valir - ......SAYY WHAATTT!!?????
Suddenly, system drop an atomic bomb right atop of Valir's head. Well, looks like he still needs a lot of explanation, but before that, like always, he is throwing tanthrum at system for dropping a bomb right now. Poor Valir, please rest in peace!!!!
Note of Valir's riches
SQ: 6
ST: 9
FP: 6k
QP: 200k
Exp: 5*: 0, 4*: 40, 3*: 0
App: G: 2, S: 0, B: 0
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p2w Hello again my fellas. Seems like monday is only for verifying my identity so I can still afford to write another chapter. Hehe, but really, I only realize they have sent us some link for us to prepare ourself, and I only realize it now!!! Seems like after this I really can't write anything T_T
Well, like before, please wish me luck with my test and have a nice day, my fellas wherever you are. Gbu all, and peace out!!!
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