To whom belongs the last laugh?
Adam is your average European college student, everything about him is average from his face to his brown hair and eyes to his di*k size, absolutely everything us average
Well besides his height which is 213cm which is definitely above average, and definitely enough for the NBA or any other basketball association
Unfortunately, he was never really was a guy for sports, especially not basketball, he has some bad memories associated with that sport, so instead of going the spirts route he decided to go to engendering high school which also made him decided to go to an engineering college
He is currently walking down the street with a reddish T-shirt and black sweatpants with some Addidas shoes and plain black socks also his underwear is orange, just in case you wanted to know and I know you did you perverts
As he walked Adam hummed a bit, he is going towards his date, he, unfortunately, hasn't had one since he was a freshman in high school, also a lot of bad memories associated to that time
Anyways as Adam walked his way towards the restaurant where he was meant to meet up with his date he didn't see as some construction work was being done next to him, specifically on his right side and on his left there is a cafe and an apartment building
It is that exact fact that had gotten him killed and many other facts but this is what started it all
The following sequence of events is a little complicated but stay with me mkay
First, due to a faulty machine, a manhole cover from the construction site got flung into Adam's direction directly hitting him in the leg and breaking said leg
That made Adam stumble and fall down from pain and because he has gotten his fucking bone broken but from the cafe next to him a masked murderer jumped out of the window while trying to make his getaway from the crime scene where he tried to kill a young woman, the murderer has cancer and not much longer to live so he decided that he wants to have one final kill
So the murderer ran and as he jumped thru the window he didn't quite look where he was landing and instead knocked Adam over making him fall towards the road
At the same time, a person from the cafe called the ambulance since the murderer didn't manage to kill his target, due to cancer weakening his body, instead, he only injured her
As Adam fell a flock of birds which was flying in the sky suddenly died of poisoning because they ate poisoned seeds from a guy who wanted the birds to stop annoying him
One particular bird fell down and knocked over a flower pot which then fell on top of the head of a construction worker who was carrying a wooden beam
Since the guy from the front collapsed the guy from the back also stumbled and fell making the beam fall in the top of Adam's left hand making it stuck
All of this happened in a manner of seconds and because of all of the stimuli Adam's body didn't perceive the pain until now
So he screamed his lungs out in pain and horror as all of that pain went demolished his brain
That unfortunately set of a military veteran with PTSD who was living in the apartment next to the cafe
That scream reminded him of the Vietnam war and so he went ahead and grabbed his rifle from his case which he has for self-protection
He immediately looked out of his window and started to shoot up the place because he believed that all of the people around him were his enemies, unfortunately, he was only by now so he wasn't the most accurate sith that rifle of his
People immediately ran away once they heard the gunshots trampling over Adam in complete disregard toward him but his torment was not over just yet, oh no no no, it had just begun
4 of the rifle bullets landed in his right hand severely damaging the arm and making it unusable and inoperable also adding another layer of pain
Again unfortunately for Adam, some bullets of that old man shot up the gas canisters from the cars around Adam making gas spill all over him
That wouldn't be that bad in comparison to all of the shit that happened beforehand if not for the man jumping off of the veteran's building to commit suicide
He had gotten fired from his work, his father was on a sickbed dying from cancer while a masked murderer just killed his girlfriend a couple of weeks back so he had nothing to lose and suicide was the only way out but he wanted to have one last smoke before he died so he jumped and lit his cigarette at the same time
He quickly hit the ground but in the fall the cigarette and the lighter fell out of his hands and mouth
The cigarette landed right into Adam's open and screaming mouth burning the inside
The lighter belonged to that veteran but the man jumping off was his grandson who received that lighter as a gift from his father when he visited him a couple of hours back
His father wanted to die doing what he loved but the hospital kept him on the bed so he escaped but his son wanted to say his final goodbye and he knew where to find him
The father's hobby is to 'kill pigs and cook them or make them into salami' or that's what the father said so it was pretty easy to figure out where went
So the son found the father at a butcher shop where he was buying knives for one last butchering there the father gave the lighter to his son
Since it was from the time of the Vietnamese war the lighter kept lit even as it fell down, and it fell down exactly at Adam lighting him on fire and creating a miniature explosion
And Adam lay there in agony as he was slowly burned but his agony couldn't last much longer at least he hoped so
As one of the bullets of that old man struck an airplane's motor in just the right spot completely trashing the motor but it only struck that motor because the airplane was already falling due to a flock of already dead birds crashing into the windshield which was not properly set up killing the pilots and making the airship come crashing down with no hopes of it coming up
The airplane came crashing down killing plenty of people, the veteran included, but miraculously Adam survived
But he was black from being burned and from the crash making him look like the surrounding rubble due to the fire and airplane
At that moment the paramedics which were called in finally arrived and tried to find any survivors
Unfortunately, they couldn't and didn't see Adam and he couldn't call out to them because his throat was burned because of the cigarette and he was in huge amounts of the pain
So as their truck/ambulance drove around it ran over Adam's head finally putting him out of his misery
It seems that Truck-nim had the last laugh
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The_Zombie_Lad Let me tell you something, that guy who poisoned the birds, it's the veteran
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