Author: Filthy Machine Translation
Tang Wan was stunned for a moment. "Who was it? Why did you do it?"
2"..." Erm...
2"What I mean is, let's go play."
2Tang Wan said righteously, "No way! Master said to keep an eye on you."
2Master said that it must not let this little thing run around.
2So it could not let it do anything.
2Tang Yuan pursed its lips when it heard that. It rolled around in boredom. It was really boring.
2Why was it so boring?
2Tang Yuan looked at the news with interest and pouted. "Tang Wan, can we watch cartoons? What's so interesting about this news?"
2This thing was the most boring. What was so interesting about it?
2"After watching this, I can store it in the master's mind. This way, when the master wants to know something, he can find it in his mind."
2"Oh, cartoons can also be..."
2Tang Wan rolled its eyes. "You will only make your master more and more stupid. In the future, only cartoons will be in his mind."
2"But I won't share my memories with Lord Jue."
2"..." What else could he say?
2Tang Wan continued to watch the news. These things were useful to its master.
2For example, there were some military analysis and major international problems.
Tang Yuan rolled around in boredom.
2Tang Wan ignored it. The sky outside was very blue and the weather was very good. Its master went out today and it would not rain.
2Tang Yuan continued to roll around.
2It did not understand. What was there to see?
2It could not sleep.
2Ding dong!
2Suddenly, the doorbell rang.
Tang Yuan's eyes lit up. Did the troublemakers come? It was so excited!
2Tang Wan frowned slightly. Then, someone pushed the door open and came in.
It was the waiter and the room attendant. They tidied up everything on the table and cleaned up the room before leaving.
Tang Yuan was bored again. Why were they cleaning up?
2Tang Wan continued to watch TV. Even if those people found that the TV was on, they wouldn't turn it off.
Tang Yuan poked Tang Wan with its little feet. "Wan Wan, I'm so bored."
2"..." It watched TV in silence.
2"Wan Wan, let's go play? Can we play in the hotel?"
2"..." Silence. It continued to be silent.
2"Wan Wan, can you stop pretending to be so mature? Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan Wan, you big bad guy! I'm so bored!"
2"..." Silence was golden.
2Tang Yuan sighed, then lay on the sofa and continued to roll around in boredom.
Sigh, what was the point of worm life.
After eating, there was actually nothing fun to do. There was still no one to chat with.
There was still no cell phone...
2If it had a cell phone, it could chat. It would have scrolled through its Weibo. How could it still talk to this wooden ball?
2This ball was just like its owner. It was so boring.
Only Lord Jue liked the handsome young men. Other than being good-looking, there was no interest at all.
2Sigh.
2"Tang Yuan, since you are an emperor Gu, you have to be an emperor Gu that is useful to its owner and not drag its owner down."
2Tang Yuan heard Tang Wan's voice and immediately jumped up from the sofa, retorting, "I will not drag Lord Jue down, I am very good!"
2"Very good at eating," Tang Wan said with disdain.
2"Hmph, you don't understand. I am Lord Jue's best helper!" Tang Yuan saw its disdain and became angry.
2Kacha!
2Just as Tang Yuan was bored and Tang Wan was reading the news seriously, a soft sound came from the door and the door was opened.
A waiter came in, but his actions were very strange. He sneaked in.
2Author: Filthy Machine Translation
The two little ones were invisible, so the person couldn't see them. He looked at the TV with puzzlement.
The person was stunned and muttered, "Didn't Feng Yulin go out? Why didn't he turn off the TV? He really doesn't save electricity."
2Tang Yuan touched its chin thoughtfully. "This person is Buddhist."
2Tang Wan: "..."
2The person sneaked into the study room. Tang Yuan followed curiously. Was this person here to cause trouble?
Wow!
2It turned out that it could pick up a troublemaker even if it didn't go out.
2"Tang Wan, you big bad man, come here quickly! This man is going to steal something."
2"Don't worry about him. Master has already taken care of everything. This man can't steal anything."
2Tang Yuan, who was in the study room, said, "Who said that? He secretly used a toothpick."
2"..."
Tang Wan stared at the television. It was so tiring to watch a child.
Tang Yuan looked at the man. He turned on the computer and wanted to see what was inside.
Tang Yuan smiled and stood on the computer. It coughed twice. "Who are you? What are you doing?"
2The man was so scared that he wet his pants. He fell to the ground and pointed at the computer with trembling fingers.
"Who... who are you?!" He looked around and saw that there was no one except for the computer which was turning on.
2He wanted to run, but he remembered that there were no ghosts in this world, so he mustered his courage and continued.
Tang Yuan puffed out its chest. "I am the mighty and domineering Tang Yuan."
2"..." The man thought in horror, who was Tang Yuan?
2"Tang Yuan is not a thing... Tang Yuan is a god! A computer god! That's right! A god who specializes in watching computers!"
2"Ah! There's a ghost!"
2That person ran out in terror, rolling and crawling as he ran.
Tang Wan sat on the sofa, a hint of helplessness flashed in its eyes. Why was this little girl so difficult to communicate with? Did it have to make a scene to be happy?
2Tang Yuan pursed its lips. How boring.
2It bounced out and looked at Tang Wan with some grievance. "Look, it's not my fault. I wanted to chat with him, but he was too scared. Before I could finish, he ran away, and he didn't close the door."
2As it spoke, it jumped to the door and closed it.
Tang Wan was speechless. This was simply insane...
2Tang Yuan felt wronged and jumped to its side to rub against it. "Tang Wan, you big bad, don't be angry."
2"Sit properly!" Tang Wan frowned and said sternly.
2"Oh..." Tang Yuan sat properly.
2Tang Wan continued to watch TV. This was the only thing it could do for its master.
Tang Yuan sat properly for a long time and realized that Tang Wan had nothing to say. It was a little bored again.
2It was rolling around again...
2"Tang Wan, if you leave the computer on, won't it be a waste of electricity..."
2"..."
"I'm going to turn off the computer!" Tang Yuan jumped up and was about to run to the study room.
2However, Tang Wan caught it and pulled it onto the sofa to sit down.
2"I'll turn it off. Sit down obediently."
2"I'll go with you. You'll definitely be bored by yourself."
2Tang Wan's face turned cold. "Sit down properly!"
2Tang Yuan pouted and sat down obediently. If it didn't want to go, it wouldn't go. Why was it so fierce? Tang Wan was really a bad egg.
2Tang Wan hopped into the study and closed the computer.
However, it saw something. It was a cell phone.
2Was it left behind by the person just now?
It touched its chin. It seemed that Tang Yuan was of some use. After making a fuss this time, it could still find out who sent this person to steal from the owner.
2It dragged the cell phone and hid it in the bookcase. Then, it locked the door of the study.
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