Author: Filthy Machine Translation
After Gu Ziming left, Tang yuan jumped down and swallowed a steamed dumpling in one gulp.
"Lord Jue, this is pretty good." It ate another one. One steamed dumpling was more than half his size, but it did not change much after eating two.
2Ling Jue leaned against the sofa and looked at it with curved eyes. She teased, "Tang Yuan, this is called eating for free. You won't gain any weight after eating it, and you won't poop, eh?"
2"Who said I don't poop!" Tang Yuan swallowed three and touched its stomach, which had not changed much. It burped. "I can poop too, okay?"
2A round body jumped on her legs and jumped on her chest. "My poop is the best."
2"..."
"Lord Jue, why do you look so suspicious?" It pouted and looked at her proudly. "Why don't I perform in front of you?"
2"I'm not interested in watching a meatball poop." Ling Jue looked at it in disgust.
2"Lord Jue, my poop is fragrant. According to my memory, tens of thousands of years ago, when we first became the guardians of the Miaojiang, they used our poop to smoke mosquitoes. As long as they smelled the poop of this Lord Emperor Gu, they would die immediately. It's amazing!"
2Ling Jue thought that if it had hands, it might have put them on its waist. It looked like it was going to destroy it.
Its dark blue eyes looked at her firmly, as if something was brewing.
2"Tang Yuan, if you poop on my chest, I can put you in boiling water to take a bath." Ling Jue looked at a certain ball on her chest with a gloomy face.
2"If don't poop, then don't poop. I'll go back to your ears."
2"How dare you!"
2"Hahahaha!" Tang Yuan suddenly laughed wildly and rolled on her flat chest. "Lord Jue, you're so stupid. You were tricked by Tang Yuan. Haha. Tang Yuan has to eat a lot of things to poop."
2Ling Jue picked it up and sneered. "Tang Yuan..."
2"Tang Yuan is here..." It wiggled its body and giggled. "Lord Jue, you're making me itchy. Giggle... Giggle... Let go of Tang Yuan... Giggle..."
2Ling Jue shook its body. After seeing that the little guy was indeed lying to her, she stuffed it into her ear stud and threatened it, "Stay here or I'll put you in hot water!"
2"Awoo!" Tang Yuan's hair stood on end. It whimpered in grievance. "If you're so capable, don't threaten me with hot water."
2It was always like this. Hot water could not kill it.
2However, it would make all its hair droop, and it would turn into a hairless Tang Yuan.
It looked so ugly. After being teased by Lord Jue for a long time, it hated hot water.
"As long as it works. Who cares what method you use?" Ling Jue smiled faintly. Then, she stood up and went into the bathroom to wash her hands.
2"Come in and pack the things." She opened the door and let Qu Mo in. Then, she lay on the bed and read a book.
2Qu Mo planned to leave after she packed her things.
"Don't tell anyone about this," said Ling Jue calmly.
2Qu Mo was shocked. She turned her head and glanced at him. He was reading a book and did not even look at her out of the corner of his eye.
"Yes." She nodded and walked out with the trash.
2Ling Jue was reading a book. The exam was tomorrow.
To be honest, she was not worried at all. She had the body of a Straight-A student. She could never forget these things, not to mention Tang Yuan.
2This little guy had eaten a lot of things recently, so it was naturally useful.
Author: Filthy Machine Translation
The next day.
Ling Jue woke up very early. Her biological clock woke her up at six o'clock in the morning. After washing up, someone came to pick her up.
2She did not expect that the person who came was Ling Zhensheng's special assistant. The governor's special assistant. No matter how she put it, it sounded so grand.
2"Eat something. Don't be anxious in the exam room. Take your time. You have to believe in yourself. The exam is not your whole life. Even if you don't do well, don't be discouraged. However, I believe that you will definitely get a good result. After all..."
2"Is this how you became a special assistant?" Ling Jue interrupted him, looking impatiently. "Can you be quiet?"
2"This kid, Brother Bai is doing this for your own good." He looked at him helplessly and took out the things in his bag one by one. "These are the things you will need for the exam. The admission ticket and everything else are in here. I have checked it out. You are in exam room 3, which is your original school. I will come to pick you up after the exam. Just wait for me at the door."
2"We're here." He saw the place and stopped the car hurriedly. He handed the things to Ling Jue. "Little Ling Jue, do your best!"
2Ling Jue took the things and walked straight into the school.
She looked at the position on the admission ticket and thought about it in her memory. In the end, the corner of her mouth twitched.
The most coincidental thing happened to her. She was in her own class for the middle school exam, in her own seat...
2When they arrived at the familiar yet unfamiliar classroom, the people inside had all changed. The invigilator outside checked everyone's belongings before letting them in.
Ling Jue was sitting in her seat. The exam had not started yet, so she found her things from the table.
There was a small eraser with three words written on it.
[Fu Zinan]
2Under the table, there were several hidden places with the same three words written on it: [Fu Zinan]
2Ling Jue was speechless. How much did she love him?
2"Students, the exam is about to start. I will tell you a few key points now. First, you are not allowed to cheat. Second, you are not allowed to carry any electronic products. Third, you are not allowed to speak or leave your seat during the exam. You are not allowed to go to the toilet. Fourth, the exam can only be handed in after sixty minutes. Now, in front of all the students and the surveillance cameras, open this exam bag. I guarantee that no one has opened it."
She held the exam bag and showed it to everyone. Then, she put it in front of the camera and moved it.
"Okay, now I will hand out the exam papers."
2After she finished speaking, she distributed the test papers to the teachers and everyone handed them out one by one.
Ling Jue sat in her seat. She looked at the serious expressions of the people around her and chatted with Tang Yuan out of boredom.
2"Lord Jue, this exam is so strict. It's not like our Miaojiang primary school, where it's like a joke."
2"Yeah." Ling Jue thought of the Miaojiang test and the corners of her mouth curled up.
2"Lord Jue, the Chinese exam is first. Can you do it?" It said with a smile as it rolled around in her earring.
2"A man can't say no." Ling Jue took the test paper from the teacher and smiled faintly.
2The invigilator was a woman. She was stunned for a moment when she saw Ling Jue's smile. Then, she looked at him in surprise. This young student was really handsome.
2Ling Jue looked at the exam paper and took out a pencil to play with.
"Students, you must fill in the exam number. The handwriting must be clear..."
2"..."
Ling Jue finished writing very quickly. She looked at the time and saw that only half an hour had passed. There was still half an hour left. She played with Tang Yuan out of boredom.
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