Chapter 138: Memories

"You never needed to mention that. I'll make sure not a single guy will be with her!" he proclaimed.

"Hah! I think that's going too far." I replied.

"Too far? I thought you were the king of dark jokes, what happened?" he said.

He's now a bit cheered up and he's wearing a smirk.

"Are you taunting me then? I'm saving this up for a long time now, I really think this is not the time to say this though." I replied with a glint in my eye.

"Oh~? I've heard you're jokes. They're nothing special. Hit me." he declared.

"Well, here goes nothing." I thought to myself.

"I'm gonna start on learning taxidermy so when you die, I'll have a figure of you at your house. I'll stuff your skin with whatever is needed. If I can't, I'll just settle for a wax figure." I said in a single breath while I wait for his reaction.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" he exploded.

"I told you it's not the right time. Even the delivery is off." I replied.

"BUT!" he tried to retort.