Chapter 11: I Am The Main Character
Finally, Marcelino heard a whole sentence "ASSHOLE" and Marcelino thought 'What the F*ck.' But the voice continued "SYS…"
'The f*ck is this, I heard asshole is it wrong, no it can't be wrong the only thing I can hear is this voice' Marcelino thought while paying attention to the voice with all his focus.
"ASSHOLE SYSTE…" surprised Marcelino begin to think 'I think it will say asshole system, so I got a system, although its name is weird there is numerable weirder system name out here, I am sure of it.'
"ASSHOLE SYSTEM I…" the voice continued to rang out while a new word shows up.
[ASSHOLE SYSTEM INTITIATING]
BOOM!
As Marcelino heard this voice he felt like a bomb went off in his head and with a splitting headache he touched his head with one hand and lift his body with another hand.
After the splitting headache calmed down Marcelino finally realized that he now have a body, he is back in his own body. Marcelino clenched and opened his fist a few times and looked all over his body to confirm it was there, he even touched all over his own body to confirm it was his own although he didn't saw his own face, he is even wearing the same clothes that he wore before a blue T shirt along with black pants, his typical outfit.
Marcelino then looked around him, finally realizing that he is in an unknown forest alone, without a weapon, supply and things necessary to survive and he didn't watch any survival video, tips or any of that shity thing.
Marcelino looked at the trees and plants around him and he saw that it was very different from any plant that he knew, he looked toward the sky it was pure blue with sun brightly shining on it.
'so did I really get a system or did someone from the light side kidnaped me in my unconscious state to prevent me from helping my comrade or did I really transmigrated to another world' Marcelino looked around once again and he inspected the plants more carefully and he still didn't recognize any of them and it's weird because Marcelino always surfed the interned for plants and animals information so that one day when he planed to take over the world he can use the plants and animals that he genetically modified to beat all other humans, even if Marcelino didn't remember the name or uses of the plants he at least will remember it's picture but Marcelino only saw about half of the thing that grow here that he was familiar with.
For example grass, palm trees, orchids, pitcher plants, and some more but some of the plants he recognize giantized like the pitched plants whose tubes were so large it can contain an adult human inside not to mention a growing teenager like Marcelino.
Marcelino was certain now if he didn't get transmigrated to another world, he is indeed moved to a tropical place since most of the plants he just mentioned are tropical plants.
Suddenly without any warning Marcelino who is standing in the middle of a small grass field jumped up in fright because he heard a growl like a beast that was about to jump into him.
Marcelino laid down on the grass in an attempt to hide himself but the he heard a weird laugh sound.
[ha…ha…ha…ha…ha…] it was monotone and like a part of someone's laugh that was recorded and replayed a few more times.
[Congratulation you have acquired The Asshole System] A sound voiced out of nowhere and then Marcelino remembered before he come here e heard a voice saying 'ASSHOLE SYSTEM INTINIATING' so it must be related to why he is here.
"Oy…did you brought me here and what's with that beastly growl" Marcelino shouted at the first word but upon remembering the beast that lived in a tropical forest he toned down his voice.
[ha…ha…ha…ha…ha… congratulation as a starter gift, you will receive 'Asshole Gift'] the weird laugh sounded out once more along with a happy surprise.
"Open the gift pack" Marcelino excitedly said but it was rejected by the system [to open the system you must laugh five times at least.]
"Um… okay hahahahahaha… is that enough." Just as that word ended Marcelino felt something new with his mind he felt his inventory, the classic and foremost part of system, it's space storage.
Then a screen floated in front of him, He saw that at the leftmost upper part of the screen written in capital 'ASSHOLE SYSTEM' and bellow it was.
[Status.
Inventory.
Mission.]
Only that so Marcelino clicked inventory, even though he can feel it he can't see anything inside of it nor he can took out anything, the moment he choose it the screen changed to a screen full of boxes and another screen overlapped with the previous one within it written
[As user isn't at Qi Gathering Realm, user must manually take item out of the inventory and it's not instant. Putting things inside the storage can made system identify it but user can only see the description at inventory part of system.]
Suddenly the screen that overlapped the previous one disappear and Marcelino though that this system is user friendly and then he looked at leftmost upper corner contained a picture of a present box with "ASSHOLE GIFT" printed on it.
Marcelino excitedly clicked it and at the left part of the screen suddenly shows up an enlarged gift box that was he clicked and with that a description below the picture.
[Name: ASSHOLE GIFT.
Type: System Made.
Description: A box that contain item that is given to user who uses system for the first time. ASSHOLE SYSTEM VERSION GIFT BOX.
Open.
Discard.]
Looking at this Marcelino got excited and shouted out loud "kukuku… I am the main character of this world with this system I will reach the peak of this word, hahaha…"
Without even opening the gift box or understanding the system Marcelino shouted that in excitement.
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