Chapter 2: CHAPTER 1 Chuuni ass.
I run away as fast as I can without looking back. What's happening? I'm more confused than a 7 year old who searched up porn on Google and ended up getting caught by my parents the next day.
Monsters. Real monsters. What the hell is this? One of those fucking shitty action novels that are good in the beginning but then ended up being harem? And because of the harem it became trash? Does that mean I'm getting a harem? No thanks! I don't want one!
I was always popular at school due to my excellent face and grades, I'm already 24 years old but still a single dog! I'm asexual! I'd rather die than lose my virginity!
(AN: So if you're reading this because you're expecting some romance or harem, please, go. The only fan service this novel will have are just gonna be lesbian couples being intimate with each other)
My brudda though.... He was my precious childhood friend. He was always there with me. But, I guess him dying was the best thing that could've happened to him. He's chuuni after all. Just thinking about the things he could've done if he didn't die is enough for me to shudder.
Chuuni ass.
As I think through useless and retarded stuff to distract myself, I suddenly notice that there weren't any monsters around. There were no monsters, but there were skeletons.
"Dem, how long did I run? Oh, it was probably a monster that killed those people. Welp, I'm dead."
As I mumble to myself, a pink distorted cat suddenly appears in front of me.
The pink cat had the face of a middle aged man. Its fur looked cute and fluffy, and it was a pastel shade of pink. Its body shape was one of those plushies you could get at an arcade store. It would've been cute, if it weren't for the face.
"Meow." A disgusting voice that matches with the cat's voice says. It was like one of those shitty voice actings.
"What the fuc-"
"You say that word too much. Hello, I am Mew. A high level god looking for an apprentice. I'm gonna make it simple, do you wanna be a god or not? If no, then you die. I will obliterate your soul and you'll never reincarnate. If yes, I will give you eternal life and you can make your own reality." The cat says it with a high-pitched tone while trying to look cute.
"Eh? I don't know man, kinda seems like a pain in the ass to me."
"....."
The cat tries to give off a dejested look, only to fail miserably.
"Emmm... So, can you kill me now?"
Honestly, I kinda want to die. Apprentice. That obviously means that I have to work hard. And high-level god? Probably takes at least a billion times more hard work than learning hacking.
"Pweeeaaasssee??? You can make your own worlds! It'll be fun! And easy too! You're the last one to have the basic qualifications! And it's only the basics! If you don't agree, I'll be damned!"
CREATORS' THOUGHTS 
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n_a_r_i We'll later find out more about the whole god thing, so if you're confused, there will more explaining. I won't say too much, cause then it'll just get boring. I'll make an extra all about explaining about practically everything that needs to be said, so please forgive me more being such a confusing bitch ( ꈨຶ ˙̫̮ ꈨຶ )
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