Chapter 2: Ch2: Flatus

Did anyone ever studied about the gas produced by bacterial fermentation that could smell, depending on the food human eaten. Excessive gas could be caused by swallowing air, eating high fiber foods, lactose intolerance or some digestive disorders. The gas, we released by burp or fart was consist of nitrogen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane and sulphur. More than 50% of the gas, we released was nitrogen, others were the source of gas's odour. Hydrogen sulphide would smelled like a rotten egg, methanethiol would smelled like rotten vegetables or garlic, dimethyl would smelled like sweet cabbage. As a powerful fart man I was, I could fart whenever I needed whatever form of fart. Girls love to call me flatus. My rotten egg fart was for fainting, rotten veg was for making crazy, sweet cabbage worked like a love portion that could made anyone to fall in love with me on their dreams. I was a kid back then when I first started to notice my fart was a powerful weapon or anyone might said the flatus aura effects. I was a womaniser from my childhood. Girls were naturally seduced to me, I didn't have to be a champion or anything but still, they loved me anyways. That night, was the night when I rescued my girlfriend with my flatus aura, she was late that night, coming from her tutor's house, I was happened to be an errand boy for my mother when I saw a girl from my class was walking like a marathon race. Then I saw, an adult fat police guy was following her, she was so afraid of him that she was literally running to her home but he was a clever man, from her behind, he threatened her to shoot if she didn't stop walking, so she stopped running then he pushed her against the wall in the dark, smelled her hair, touched her lips, nipples then her thighs, slowly his hands were going to her venus when I used my sweet cabbage air and called her by name from the back of his head, the whole harrassment time she was tightly closed her eyes, that's why, she didn't saw me coming to rescue her. He was confused at first, he was middle of his sweet dreams with his preyed kittens when I made him fall in love with me on his dream. Immediately, he was turned to me then he smelled my air that smeared him to his heart while made him day dreaming about me. She was crying when I saved her from her harrassment. He was feeling dizzy and sat back for day dreaming about me. At that moment, I grabbed her hand and ran like hell. I took her to her home and said nothing to worry about, so no need to share her experience of that night with anyone or else, it might be a chaos and requested her never to came home that much late. She was smiling at me and gave me thank you kiss on my cheek. I was feeling awesome after that night and volunteered to my own heroism journeys.