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Writer: hello guys myself bat@9000 as u already guessed I am an Indian even though I am not proud of
Reader: wtf...! who need ur intro just tell us the story
Writer: fuck off this is my first novel and I am having a protagonist vibe here deal with it
Reader: ...!
Writer: anyway i don't know how many indian novel writers are there in online. iam sorrry for shity grammar and disgracing our country for it.
Reader: get over with it already! u suck
Writer: ok i don't know how many country people will be reading this I believe everybody knows the word ego
Reader: motherf'k when did it became psycho session.
Writer: will u read for Krishna/Allah/Christ sake!
Writer: ego is the main source of all great novels and history's of India u can check it if ur bored like Ramayana and Mahabharata etc. till now every major problems, crisis in India occurred because of ego problems.
Reader: dude u will be shot by literature experts and fellow country men.
Writer: its real dude in Mahabharata due to a women laughing on her fellow brother-in-law. that guy got ego hurt and start a war between blood brothers(there are lot of egos story's in it) and another example in Ramayana villains sister got harassed by hero's brother and villain ego hurt and he take hero's wife and hero ego hurt and war started.
Reader: why i have the felling that war started because of women than ego problem....!
Writer: no comment!
Reader: HUMMMM!
Writer: pardon! you can take 60 years back Indians independence caused by ego problem.
Reader:That's it u will get shot!
Writer: dude its real, anybody know Gandhi i believe British definitely know heehaw. and Americans known him as the mega super villain (check out studio c sketch "Super villain Interrogation" on YouTube).
Reader: checking it now
Writer: India is ruled by east India company u know aka Britishers and we r treated as slaves for them for nearly 200 years (really) we were discriminated as black dogs/people lot of freedom fighters were constant war not success full. there were high society Indians also i.e money people there children studied under the rule of British and success full one of them is Gandhi.
Reader: why does it smells like patriotic writer.
Writer: I am not ! anyway the Gandhi is traveling in a train with first class ticket but when a white man saw him and u know his ego hurt and gently lift him up by the collar and politely scolded him and his origin (black dog) and more gently kicked him out of the running train.
Reader: ....!
Writer: then Gandhi ego hurt and thought how to take revenge and had an idea by sending them to there country. but how to motivate this spineless country men of mine and thought thoroughly and invented non violence(as Americans say nun-violence)check video.
Reader: That's dark dude there r ur fellow country men calling them cowards!
Writer: shut the f up they r the spineless, selfish, despicable, money grubbers, traitors, back stabbing, shit eating...! Pardon that's why lot of big branded company ceos r Indians check it.
Reader: tooooooooo dark!
Writer: after independence also the political and national issues also ego problems. so for Indians ego is everything.
Reader: i totally forgot I am reading a novel/ Indian psychology.
Writer: above all the info is for the novel . so coming to the novel the protagonist is the antagonist in a world praised shitty movie baahubali .
Reader: how dare u!
Writer: why its shitty movie because i hate the director always copying from other movies. so bite me.
Reader: Hum mm!
Writer: our protagonist is the very high level character which contain every element of a renowned Japanese and Chinese light novels.(Chinese advance congrats for bringing world war 3 I am rooting for u)
Reader: Its 10000% true check the movie it contains eng sub.
Writer: he is smart, over powered (check 2nd part of the movie he beat the shit out of younger hero at the age of 60). just lack of parental love that's all( why check in future novel).
Reader: i got enlighten by the great shit writer.
Writer: fuck! Pardon, the director who copy and rely on his father's recycled stories of old fantasy movies and destroyed the character for money(that was i felted).so, i started think of movie first then anime but "no money no honey" Indian saying. writing a novel should be best i thought.
Reader: i fell like u should thank full for him beacuse u got inspiration.
Writer:....may be but i hate the director.anyway my story starts from the 2nd part of the movie after 25% completion of the movie. thank u for reading.
Reader: looking forward !
Writer: Aw w! totally forgot the chapter name "suck it...!".
Reader: fuck!.
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