Chapter 5: So yeah ... I'm Screwed
"Oh, HELL NO, I am not dealing with this sh*t today.", says the unseen voice.
"Ummn… what is going on.", I say when suddenly I feel an intense pain in my groin
"Gahhh ....", I scream as a blue covered metal diamond comes out of … somewhere
"Congratulations master you just passed your first kidney metal.", the spirit voice says gleefully.
😉 ☹
"WHAT the He..." I try to say, before rudely being cut off with, "No time for cursing, hurry up and eat it with your eyes." the spirit voice says quickly.
"Wha..." I try to say when suddenly, the metal diamond flies into what I assume is my right eyeball.
"Gahhh, why would you do that.", I manage to groan out.
"Merely correcting your error in the quickest way possible.", the voice says gleefully.
"So basically, you just decided to shove a metal thing into my head for sh*ts and giggles and don't' think I forgot about that virgin comment.", I finally manage to say after a few breathers.
😉 <merph>
As I am about to retort to the system again, when suddenly,
"Errors detected. Would you like to correct Errors? [Y/N].", pops up.
Thinking for a second, I just think and decided, 'eh why not.'
"Wait, no Master don't…", the voice tries to warn when it is suddenly cut off, because it is already too late.
< System > Activating emergency corrective measures:
Step 1: Scan
Scanning ...
Scanning...
Scanning...
Scanning Complete
"Hey what's going on?, I ask , kind've worried, but when I don't get any reply for several minutes, I start to get annoyed, 'oh, now you choose to be quiet.'
"Are you ignoring me? ", I finally decided to say, now thoroughly annoyed now.
Step 2: Counter measures
Searching 1 out of ∞
What the heck. You talking to me again now, huh? Infinity, you can't do infinity, infinity is infinite.
searching half ∞ out of ∞
What how is tha...
searching ∞ out of ∞
I'm done...
Step 3: deploying countermeasure
Great what is it.
Deploying Countermeasures: Big Bang
Uh wait what??!!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?
Big Bang in t minus 3
Wait hold on that's going to destroy us!!!
2
No please, I still want to live!
"I'm sorry ." , I shout .
1
So yeah ... I'm Screwed.
Activating Big Bang
< error>
Huh I guess not
" Just kidding. "
:{
I suddenly see: KK k Kabnllooahooah bayhjctglbjxnlvquerr eronvwlefvwlfkvajnflrnafel; f; pokaabboabrgvneoioprexejpmgozgivx4pjp4 pbjipct opbicop54ijbcotijcp4oib3 3pciobjmcpoiryjp4icbj4poibjcypobi4px,4ipma; bib, icpcp5yjcpyj5bicj poyiyd, soiiyj5mijop6ijp6oij6ofi6oycmb5oybmv5hypf, yd. oyimv6pvmp6vh and etc., flash before my eyes…,, "and why are there numbers and other symbols involved?", I say aloud confused as to why I would see those among the typical expected sound and colors.
"Eh, who cares, and why are you back in my office?", says a voice behind me
"Huh Esi what are you doing here, and why do you have wings?", I say as I turn around noticing Esi, who had suddenly appeared behind me and is carrying a box.
"I'm sorry who?", Esi says clearly confused .
"Ummn, ham biscuits?", I say meekly .
|:
Que flame thrower.
2 weeks later
"It's beautiful." I say astounded at what a Big Bang can do.
"Yeah, it's kind of is.", Esi replies, but ruins moment when they continue with, "Now then, why am I stuck with you?!?!!"
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