Chapter 119: Set 119
A Diary of a True Heroine who saved 1600 lives.... Four times in a single day, Read till end.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY ONE
I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited.
DEAR DIARY .. DAY TWO
We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY THREE
I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffleboarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FOUR
Went to the ship's casino . did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY FIVE
Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled.
DEAR DIARY ... DAY SIX
I saved 1600 lives today . . . four times !!!!
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Santa Singh goes to a bar in London for a couple of drinks, as he is sitting alone and drinking, he notices a sexy woman sitting in a corner, alone and staring at him. He gulps down a couple of neats and gathering courage goes upto her and says, Excuse me...I am Santa from India. "Can I sit here and buy you a drink?"
The woman agrees and soon both of them are drinking away like good old friends. Then after everything is through Santa and the lady walk out of the bar. Again gathering courage and slightly drunk, he asks her, "Eschcuse me, can we have sex please?"
The lady says, " Well I don't mind, but you see I'm on my menstrual cycle"
"No problem" says Santa "You proceed on your menstrual cycle, I will follow you in my Honda Accord!"
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