Chapter 32: Set 32
A man & his wife agreed that any time they wanted to make love they would call it a ''PHONE CALL''
One day the husband send his son to tell his mother that he wanted a ''phone call'..... Mom replied tell daddy she doesn't have network...
Husband: Tell your mother if there is no network I will go to public phone...
Mother: Tell your dad if he dares to go 2 public phone i will open call centre at home!
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The Black Eye
Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep On the same bed.
Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a Black eye."
So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again, keep dead quiet and don't answer". The following morning Jabu comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief.
But the day after that Jabu comes back with a severe black eye on both of his eyes. "My goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?" He tells her: "Mam, Dad asked me again, 'Jabu are you sleeping?... and I shut up and kept dead still.
Then my father and my mother started moving {you know} at the same time Mom was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"... Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you
coming?'
Then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?' and my dad answered 'Yes'.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so i said *"Wait for me"*
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A man walks into a sperm bank and declares, "I'm of royal blood and an I.Q of 165, I'd like to make a donation".
The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a provate room.
20 minutes later the man hasn't come out, the nurse knocks on the door. "Is there a problem?"
"I'm so embarrassed, I used my right hand. I used my left hand. I poured cold water on it and hot water on it. Could you help me?"
The nurse replied, "I don't usually do this but you are kinda cute..."
She gets on her knees and begins to blow him.
"I really appreciate this, but I need help getting the cap off the jar!"
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