THUD
"Wow, you don't look so good what happened?"
Chong Xi Kang asked Lee Kai Wen who is lying on the table trying to catch his breath while sweat is pouring out from his body as if he had taken a bath with his clothes on which isn't weird right?
RIGHT!?
"Too... many... stairs... to... climb...almost...died." Lee Kai Wen tells Chong Xi Kang while gasping for air like a fish out of water.
"It is not that bad." Chong Xi Kang said as he places his leg of the table and starts to flex the muscles on his calves up and down in front of Lee Kai Wen.
"See this? This is the result of exercising." Chong Xi Kang said proudly as his head is raised high he then proceeds to strip into his underwear and flex his muscles.
"Now do you see the meaning of greatness?" Chong Xi Kang asked as he starts lifting their table upward.
"Normal people think with their brains, people like John think with their dicks while people like you definitely think with their muscles." Lee Kai Wen said as he covered his mouth to prevent the vomit from gushing out like a fountain.
Before Chong Xi Kang can reply Lee Kai Wen stops him and says. "No you don't think with your muscles, the muscles must be controlling you making a different species."
"No, no, no." John Ng suddenly walks in while waving his finger at both.
"Look at the striping talent he had surpasses many of the porn stars in this world, so he must think with his dick instead of his brain or muscles."
John Ng said a serious expression appears on his face. "How did we get from the topic of climbing stairs to porn stars?"
Lee Kai Wen asked the two of them as they are getting further and further away from their original topic. "What is wrong about the stairs here?"
The three of them turns their head and sees Lim Zhen Cong looking at them with a curious expression on his face.
"Do you guys ever think how does he ever climb up three floors every day?" Lee Kai Wen turns around with a gloomy expression on his face as he asked his friends.
"He flies up here of course." Chong Xi Kang tells Lee Kai Wen.
"Using the power granted by porn sites all over the world without a doubt." John Ng says his answer.
PAK
PAK
"What do you think I am some superhero who uses the power of porn?" Lim Zhen Cong asked while looking down at John Ng and Cong Xi Kang who is half dead on the table.
"And you look at that first before complaining about the stairs of this tuition center." Lim Zhen Cong tells says to Lee Kai Wen as he points at a piece of paper stick on to the wall.
"Burn calories, not electricity." Lee Kai Wen said expressionlessly.
"So what is so bad about climbing three floors every week?" Lim Zhen Cong asked with a satisfied expression on his middle-aged face.
"I just feel that it is not worth it to climb three floors of steep stairs to see a walking disco ball, a striper, and an AV freak." Lee Kai Wen said while his face is getting uncomfortably close to Lim Zhen Cong's face.
Lee Kai Wen the grabs Lim Zhen Cong's face with both of his hands and continues talking. "So is it worth it risking your life every week?"
Lee Kai Wen then as his saliva falls like the rain on Lim Zhen Cong's face.
YES, BECAUSE IT IS HEALTHY!
SO NOW I'M GOING TO DO SOME EXERCISE!
Chong Xi Kang suddenly raises his head and shouts loudly with a stern face.
When Cong Xi Kang runs out, the final two members of the group enters the room.
"Good afternoon sir." Tan Han Sheng and Koh Zi Hong said to Lim Zhen Cong as they walk in. "
Good now everybody is here let's start." Lim Zhen Cong said as he stands up.
"Wait you are not going to finish talking about the stairs?" Lee Kai Wen called out as he tries to chase after Lim Zhen Cong.
Like in the cold winter night under a dimly light streetlight Lim Zhen Cong looks at the bright moon with his back facing Lee Kai Wen. "Some things are not meant to be finished."
As soon as he finishes his sentence he walks away under the cold snow as his nonexistent hair sways with the winter wind.
But...
That is what Lim Zhen Cong sees, what Lee Kai Wen sees is a middle-aged bald man who watched too much drama starring at the light on the ceiling burning his eyes causing him to tear up as he is talking bullshit like he was very cool and wise.
"I can't tell him the actual reason, I don't want to climb up here right?"
End of week 5.
Stairs the natural enemy of me.