"Before I start teaching today, I'm going to ask you all what I taught last week." Lim Zhen Cong said to the class but his eyes are fixed on a certain group.
His glare sends a chill down their spine as if someone just lowers the air conditioner to the lowest temperature.
"Good thing we choose to sit at the back of the class." John Ng said to the rest of them cheerfully.
As if John Ng Jia An said that right beside Lim Zhen Cong ear, the bald teacher walked towards their table with large strides and a large evil smile on his face.
"Shit he is coming, Write everything he will ask on the table before he comes!"
John Ng Jia An quickly tells his friends, but he suddenly felt someone grabbing his shoulder, so he has no other choice other than stop and accepts his fate.
"First question, what is the definition of physics?" Lim Zhen Cong asked Cong Xi Kang.
"Something I might never use for the rest of my life after the exams." Chong Xi Kang said seriously as he pointed his pen at Lim Zhen Cong.
"Good... YOUR ASS!" Lim Zhen Cong shouted as a backscratcher magically appeared in his hands.
PAK
"This is what will happen if you do something like that again you naked weirdo." Lim Zhen Cong said to Chong Xi Kang while poking his head with the backscratcher after giving a strike.
"Next boy, tell me who are the greatest physicists in the world?" Lim Zhen Cong asked Lee Kai Wen.
"John, tell me who are the greatest physicists in the world?" Lee Kai Wen said seriously.
"I'm asking you." Lim Zhen Cong said as he starts swinging his backscratcher slowly as the surrounding air intensifies.
"John, I'm asking you." Lee Kai Wen copied what Lim Zhen Cong said and does as he too swings his pen like it was a back scratcher.
"Newton of course, who do you think it is, you?" John Ng laughs at Lee Kai Wen being beaten up by Lim Zhen Cong.
"Next time, answer yourself."
"What are derived quantities?" Lim Zhen Cong asks as he expects something stupid or related to porn out of John Ng Jia An's mouth.
"Derived quantities are physical quantities derived from combinations of base quantities through multiplications or division or both multiplication and division." John Ng answers skillfully.
Lim Zhen Cong looked at John Ng, his eyes stare at him, never blinking even once as his jaw dropped down in shock.
"That is the perfect answer; it is practically a copy from the textbook." Lim Zhen Cong said as the hope in his heart is once more reignited and blazing like the sun.
"What are base quantities?" Lim Zhen Cong asked Tan Han Sheng as the smile on his face grew wider and wider.
"Base quantities are physical quantities that cannot be defined in terms of other quantities." Tan Han Sheng answered casually.
"Good job, keep it up." Lim Zhen Cong said as he pats Tan Han Sheng's shoulders. Yet when being praised Tan Han Sheng sighed as he told John Ng.
"What is the use? His hair will never grow even if we answered correctly; this proves that the hypothesis is not accepted."
"Looks like our experiment failed." John Ng said with a serious tone as he counted the strands of hair on Lim Zhen Cong's head.
All of a sudden they both felt a fear that they never had before felt in their whole lives as Lim Zhen Cong looks at them like the devil is staring into their soul.
"Then write a report on this experiment and hand it next week." Lim Zhen Cong's voice echoes in their mind.
The two of them let out a breath of relief when they heard what Lim Zhen Cong said to them as it is not something so scary.
"A human has 100000 strands of hair on the head, so write 100000 reports and hand them to me." Lim Zhen Cong said as the smile of the devil curls up on his lips.
"Now it is your turn." Lim Zhen Cong said without a smile on his face as his hopes are almost nonexistent for this group.
"What are vector quantities? Just say whatever you want and be done with it." Lim Zhen Cong said uninterestedly as he looks at Koh Zi Hong.
"I don't know." Koh Zi Hong said as he stares blankly at Lim Zhen Cong.
"Keep on thinking." With a blank face, Lim Zhen Cong said to him.
"Do you know the answer, Hitomi-chan?" Koh Zi Hong asked his body pillow.
...
"My waifu also don't know." Koh Zi Hong tells Lim Zhen Cong as he holds his body pillow up.
"I give up all of you are hopeless." Lim Zhen Cong turns around with tears in his eyes as he meets the biggest setback in his career.
End of week 2.
Day two!
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We actually did this during tuition, so it is not that inaccurate.