"So let's see ummm...Once upon a time there was a land in which all it's residents where blessed with stability in life. Ya ya okay and those people could also be bad and kill other people."
"Aami stop there."
"What it was just getting good."
"Aami I already know what your going to say."
"I haven't told this story yet so you definitely wouldn't know, but go ahead I'll let you guess."
"All right so I'm guessing those people will meet other people from a not so blessed place. The blessed people will assist their new friends allowing them to grow. Eventually the poor people will grow greedy and challenge the blessed for their land. A war will break out between the two people's and the blessed land will be destroyed and countless will die in the process."
"..."
"Aami your stories allways follow the same formula. What I don't understand is why all your stories never have a happy end."
"....Because happy endings are boring okay!"
"Okay okay now if I could, I would like it if you told me the story of how the demons came to be."
"Okay. So once upon a time there where two brothers chaka and kanpi. They where the offspring of the first being to reside within this planet. Kanpi a farmer and Chaka a shepard. One day both decided to offer something to whatever god was worshipped at the time, Kanpi offers his crops and Chaka offered his sheep. I understand I mean I would rather eat meat over vegetables any day.
"Aami....Stay on track okay."
" Fine. Anyways that God accepted their offerings but favored Chaka's over Kanpi's so in a fit of jealous rage kanpi killed Chaka. This enraged the god for some reason...I mean he's a god why would get pissed over the death o."
"Aami your getting off track again."
"Okay okay so the god cursed Kanpi with a form inhuman and granted him an immortal body, infinity regenerating and never aging. So Kanpi, his body cursed began to wonder the land eventually finding a wife willing to bear his children. So ya he fucked a chick his kids fucked a ton of people and spread Kanpi's bloodline. Oh and I guess the god didn't hate Kanpi's kids so they weren't cursed of course their body's still weren't normal."
"Aami....You know what nevermind. Anyways do you think it's true?"
"Don't know don't care."
"So then do the demons believe this?"
"Definitely not."
"I wonder what the demons believe?"
"Once again don't know don't care. Anyways I'm in the mood for a nap do you wanna join?"
"....fine."
"Come on Jigurd be more excited."
"....Yes I'm sooo exited."
"....Fine what do you want to do, other than making me read or tell stories."
"umm."
"Seriously anything at all?"
"Okay okay I'd like to see you fight one of the low level wood golems."
"...Do I have to."
"Yes other wise I'll leave maybe."
"Jigurd, Bingwen has my gauntlets I don't stand a chance."
"Isn't usually alceaus who has your gauntlets?"
"Yup but I'm guessing he passed them on to Bingwen before he followed my mom. So you got anything else you want to do?"
"I guess we're taking a nap."
"Now come on Im willing to share my bush bed."
"Wait you have a bush bed."
"Jigurd I'm a prince of pointy eared midgets who love magic fueled nature. Who says I can't sleep on a giant flower or on a pile of leafs."
"...What's a midget?"
"...Nevermind now come on to sleep."
We stood up,I commanded to spirits to open a path to the royal garden then we walked to my favorite biggest bush.
.......DAMN IT THREE FUCKING DAYS IN A ROW WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK LATE INTO THE FUCKING NIGHT OR FUCKING TWO HOURS AFTER MY FUCKING SHIFT CAUSE ONE ASSHOLE WAS LATE....I'm so damn tired
...anyways I won't be able to upload tommorow after that I'm good till I get next week's schedule...Anyways I'm sorry okay...TRASH-SAN IS SORRY