Chapter 4: Everyday Life(2)
"....My son is so wierd..."
After making sure she wasn't pissed I decided to escape. I looked at Jigurd then made a c with my finger. We leave looked at each other then nodded.
"What are you planning little Aamin?"
"Hey Mom I made a new magic chant want to hear it?"
"....What are you planning Aamin?"
-Good got her attention.
"All right here I go mom."
"...Jigurd what is he planning."
"Initiating collection of Mana focusing on feet, transferring Mana to ground, beginning to gather dirt, compressing and separating, removing non earthen objects, altering shape to mimic double sided spear. Spell completed;Casting sea of earthen toothpicks field edition."
-Fuck that was way to much to remember and of fucking course nothing happens...It's fine that should leave her thinking for a bit.
"Uhhhhhhh... Actually that may work...hmmm...Toothpick no it's fine I'll figure it out."
Seeing mom going aha and hmm I thought yes plan confuse her is a success so I looked at Jigurd and me walked out of the room.
"Seriously Aami if you could use magic you'd probably make it into the empresses magic research group probably as an assistant though."
"Really just an assistant...I'm pretty sure I'd end up the head researcher...."
"Aami you know there's a difference between knowing the words used to cast magic and creating new magics. I mean one requires a good memory and a little bit of logic and the other one requi."
"Fuck off Jigurd I know that okay."
"...Hey Aami what does fuck mean anyways you always say it."
"F U C K O F F F A T T Y!"
He immediately shut up(Here lies the grave of a normal conversation and from that grave rises akward silence said the author)
"Aami how does it feel knowing your strongest move is a punch."
|Entering state of annoyance|
-Increased chance of rage(Reduced effect
due to natural calm), increased attention to
detail, thought processing increased, logical
thoughts reduced(Effected canceled due to
natural calm)
I felt a vein pop.
"Hey Jigurd I've decided we don't spend enough time together so why don't we spend the day together."
Hearing my words he smiled brightly.
"Hooray, hey Aami can you read me a story from the library then."
I smiled a smile brighter than the sun
"HEY ALCEAUS ILL TRAIN WILLINGLY TODAY IF YOU HAVE FATTY JOIN US IN THE UNDERWORLD!!!"
A couple seconds pass nothing.
"...."
"...."
A couple seconds pass still nothing.
"Goddamn it hurry up alceaus or I'll change my mind and you Jigurd don't even think of running."
Seeing Jigurd try to run away I grabbed him then threw him onto the floor showing a smug smile only to look forward and see the most disgusting thing ever a child practically made of muscle running towards us.
"YOU BETTER NOT TAKE THAT BACK PRINCE AAMIN."
|Exiting state of annoyance all effects cancelled|
"I'm living a nightmare....WHY DOES EVERYONE HERE HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A GODDAMNED CHILD!!!"
-6 hours of pure torture later-
"Prince Aamin I have to say you did a good job getting back at Jigurd but please don't devolve into another immature idiot like your mother...and the rest of our people."
Covered in sweat and laying on the ground I looked up at alceaus and smirked.
"Alceaus even if I decided to start a prank war you'll still be here to stop me so don't ask me not to be immature when you won't let me have any real fun."
"Hey Aami you'll still read to me right...right...Please."
"Fine but only because you didn't faint this time."
Me and Jigurd both stood up and walked to alceaus.
"Hey alceaus since I did it willingly instead of running away everytime you decide to train us, don't I deserve a reward like getting the rest of the day off."
Both Jigurd and I begin to show off the brightest wettest most adorable begging eyes we could and of course he broke.
"Fine but please just don't ever do that again and Aamin don't copy the Queen's strange behaviour okay."
"Fine now come on Jigurd onwards to the royal library I chose since all you normies would rather learn the best ways to mess with each other instead of learning how to read a damn book.... Seriously God why make me born into such a stupid race."
"Aami what was that last part."
"Uhh nothing I was just saying god did not make us stupid...Uhh come on to the library."
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