What would you do if you knew there were cold-blooded ogres with shocking habits near the ones you love?
It was a time of terror. Cold-blooded ogres would devour each other in the street.
Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One giving, admirable man - Vahn Manson.
Vahn is a 15-year-old swordsman from Moscow with a thirst for charms.
He knows that to stop the cold-blooded ogres from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his intuitive husband, Einlion Left Foot.
He gives up his simple life and travels to Glasgow where he attends an important engagement party and acquires some industrial bacon.
However, when one of the cold-blooded ogres bites off Vahn's fingernails with crippling effect, it looks like his quest is over.
Without fingernails, will Vahn Manson be able to save the day?