Wow, the bulging part looks impressive. It feels rectangular like a remote control to my touch. Of course, a ghost can touch, how else can I move things! Wait, it's vibrating with light! Oh, it's my phone.. haha. Another fun fact, when guys die, their dick becomes hard. Fml.
Wait, who's calling? I better answer.
"Hello?" Voice from the other end
"Help!!! Me....." Okay, that's the best I can do, two almost inaudible words filled with static.
"Hello? Hello! Are you alright?" Phone hanging sound.
Wow, rude. Hanging up on me. Please get here soon and I will forgive you. Okay, seriously who was that? Oh ya! I can check through my phone history and see who called or I call before I died! Maybe they will know something?
Okay, i managed to answer the phone.. can I manipulate the rest of the features? Oh wait, seems like I can't hold the phone and unlock it at the same time. Wow, being dead sucks, like really sucks.
The phone's on the floor. How do I unlock it? Okay, I managed to swipe it... what? Facial recognition? Omg, I just unlocked my phone using facial recognition! So cameras can detect souls!? Those tv shows weren't lying! Apparitions are real on film! Okay, I am starting to spook myself.. is that even normal?
Ok, lame. Last call I made was 11pm and to the Golden Arch food delivery. Good thing I don't feel hungry or feel the need to defecate because I am a ghost.