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57.69% Wild Woman • Emperor Of Longxian Empire : Beast Buddies / Chapter 12: Choosing a Wife (1)

Chapter 12: Choosing a Wife (1)

"FuUmyYaAh!.." Kexin yawned, on earth it would be about six-eleven, early, she was the first one to wake up in the group "Wakey wakey, we gonna be late'e!" Kexin yelled

[Myarrrr..]

Shut.. up.....

[Eaaahh!]

Quiet...

[Hhhhhhh]

They were all tired, but Kexin forcefully woke them up and shoved a bitter tasting fruit to wake them up officially, "WAKEY.WAKEY.IM MAKIN' EGGS, WITH BAKI'" "Slash bacon." She got up and starting looking for food

"I smell wild pig.." But in truth what she was actually smelling was a thousand years bull-horned boar, she could make pork and rice though, and sell the horns for money

"I smell eggs.." What she was actually smelling was a over-protective hen egg, about 2 feet vertically and 1 foot horizontally "Yum.."

She stalked the hen until she finally got a chance to swoop an egg out of the nest, she successfully, aggravated the hen. Nothing really goes well in these stories

"Shut up, rooster." She yelled, the worst thing possible to way to say to a lady 'You sound like a rooster'

[B.B.BAWKK!!!!!]

Shut up! Cri, MY HUSBAND DIED YESTERDAY!!!!!!!

"Oh...I.. sorry bout' that.." Kexin felt bad but she still kept the egg,

[REEEEEE]

Go away!!!!!!!

"Okay.." Then Kexin ran over to the boars area and literally slam dunked it into a sharp, big, stick. Like omg that must be painful R.I.P pls pray for mr. boar

"TAKE THAT AND THAT! AND TASTE GREASE, AND FIRE!! TURN MAROON AND RED AND PINK!!!! TASTE THE WATER FROM YOU GETTING BOILED!!!! FROTH, FROTH!!! BUBBLE, BUBBLE,"

[Rrrmmpppp..]

Never aggravate this woman, she will literally burn you, she is a sadistic, psychotic, pyromaniac..

"But it still smells good! It also tastes good, im betting, this is really high quality after all!" She smiled, and sniffed the bacon, damn im hungry.. BUT I DONT HAVE BACONN!!!!! Pls pray

"Okay!!!" She yelled energetically while putting the bacon on a clean piece of bark she chipped off of a tree, she had washed it in a pretty far away river, about 9 minutes travel time

"Lets get crackin'!" She sounded like a hippy girl tryna 'Dumb Dumb' her way to the top of the dance queens, "I can already taste it.." Kexin was drooling eternally inside her mouth

[RAAH!]

[Yiiip!!]

Golden aura!!

[Mrrow!!!]

Looks like a goddess made it!!!

They were also drooling, Leviathan couldn't contain his saliva so he went away to dig a hole and fill it with dragon saliva(1) he filled a mile deep of it and very carefully buried it so that nobody but he could find it.

"Ahhh!" Kexin stretched and headed towards the bacon and eggs, she then took a bite, and her eyes glittered like she saw the devil, "VIIIIII!" She called out, "Why didn't you call m...."

"ME EARLIER!?!!?!" Vivan stared right at the food and at Kexin "D-did you make this!?!" He asked "What kind of question is that!?!" Kexin protested "But, yes, I did make it! Want some?"

"Do I?!" Vivan rushed towards the bacon and eggs, "Well, I guess you don't." Kexin took the bacon and eggs away and gave it to Pandora and Kurama

[Myap!!]

Thank you master!!

They dug in, Vivan looked depressed and looked like a wilted tree, used to be full of life but lightning struck it down, "Whyyyy!!!!" He yelled to the sky, "WHYYYYY!!!!!!!"

[Yip yip..]

Hmph, next time you'd better answer master, loser.

[Maow mraow!]

Hehe! Kuu-gege is right! You should answer properly! Dimwit!

"Yeah, idiot, retard, noob, didn't your creators teach you manners ah?" Kexin snickered and bickered in wonder, who where his creators?

"Wuwuwu.. why Kexin!?!" He cried and wailed "I wanted to e-e-eaaat.." Kexin threw a piece of bacon towards him and called "Fetch!" Vivan knew it was shameful but for food made by the gods?

It was totally worth it, even if it was made by a she-devil, it would taste good. "Tank oo Keh xin!" He stopped crying and peacefully ate the bacon, there were no eggs but the bacon was the main part

"You're a man stop crying. Its a disgrace to me, because you're with me they think i'm also a crybaby, and I will be a main target of sexual assault, so go dig a hole and cry in there,"

"I need to maintain a bad reputation so nobody will mess with me." She turned around and made more eggs and bacon, this time, a large batch for Leviathan

[HHHHRRRAHH!!!!]

Leviathan screeched joyfully, everybody looked at him in despair and jealousy, 'Such a big batch ah.. so jealous..' But they didn't say anything

"Let us go back to capital.. OH GOT I FORGOT!!!! THE BANQUET!!!!!! GO GO RUSH RUSH LEVI!!!!"

Kexin was really in a rush, so she went in the storage, put on a beautiful ancient chinese dress

It was a jade green dress, with a seaweed-colored coat that twisted around her arms and behind her neck, the skirt was a long, fluttering one piece, a transparent layer on the bottom, that was long than the outer layer, which was shorter

The top was a V neck but inside was another layer, a seaweed green, but a little lighter, it was a ^ shape that covered her cleavage, she had no hair accessories so she just put it down, and combed it

She had jet black hair, as dark as the night, shining and shimmering as she walked in the sun, she had used red-paper to make her soft-peach lips a powerful cherry-red she looked like a princess in her dress

I will draw that later, i will tell you my acc on instagram later too, and dont say it is bad i have a natural instinct that i know someone will comment that it is bad..

"Are we here yet?" Kexin asked "Yes.. but there is a bump on the road(2)" Kexin poked her head out of the storage only to see a bunch of guards packet at the front of Leviathan, shaking and trembling in fear

"Is there a problem!?!" Kexin yelled, she used her cultivation to enhance her voice to make it louder, like the previous time "P-please halt... y-you may n..not pass.. with t-that beast.. unless.,"

"Unless what?" Her vice sounded cold, and all the guards shuddered, "UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE THAT THE MONSTER IS NOT DANGEROUS!!!!" A guard blurted out, everyone started at him

"Shut up Frank! We are going to die a miserable death because of you! You are fired and killed!" Their captain yelled at the soldier and sometimes, glancing it Kexin to see is she was mad

"Sorry m'lady, if your beast can shrink itself it may pass." The captain soldier said looking up at the beautiful woman, / Kexin

"Levi?" Kexin looked down at Leviathan and spoke, "Shrink, now." The giant leviathan sized beast transformed into runner again "May I pass?" Kexin walked towards the almost fainted from shock guard

"Yeeeeess! Hiiii!" The trauma'ed guard then quickly opened the gate and let Kexin in, the people near the gate wondered 'Who is this beautiful lady?' Or 'How pretty! I wish I was her'

Soon, after running a mile she reached the palace, only yo be stopped by a guard "Who are you?" "I am here to congratulate the prince on choosing a wife, and only that." Kexin answered

"Invitation?" "I was personally invited by the prince, go call him, or bring me to him." She said in a seductive succubus voice "Okay.." The guard sneered and thought

'Like his highness would never invite such an extra lady..'

(1) dragon saliva is very precious and can heal even the most fatal wounds of a person of any race

(2) a bump on the road, or an interference with someones path smthn like that


Chapter 13: Choosing a Wife (2) | Longxian Shenming

"His highness, it is I, your personal guard Qingfeng Zhangming." The guard stated kneeling down at the door, "Password?" An unfamiliar male voice answered, "암호." The guard replied

"It seems that there is another person at the door? To you, what is the translation to the password?" He questioned, 'Easy money. Thats Korean for gods sake!' "Password!" Kexin yelled

"Come in! Come in!" A familiar, warm voice rang "Brooo! I'm not done questioning them yet!!!!" The man sighed and opened the door, "Come in.." "Wo-o-OAH! Pretty lady, will you ca-"

"Kuh!!!" Kexin and Shenzhen had both punched him, Kexin did it on reflex and Shenzhen did it on purpose, "Care to feel my wrath, Longxian Shenming?" Shenzhen smiled, but his eyes weren't

"Calm down Levi, Kurama, Pandora, give him some leeway.." Kexin had noticed that unmeasurable bloodlust was coming out of Kurama, anger coming out of Pandora, and straight up deathly aura around Levi

[RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..]

Levi furiously grumbled, he was mad, REALLY mad, unless you were his masters friends, not even 2 meters could you stand by him

[HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!]

TRYNA WOO MY MASTER!?! NEVER, NEVER IN ALL YOUR LIFES WILL YOU WOO HER!!!!!!!!

Pandora hissed and sss'd, she was clearly mad, so mad she would pounce any moment, but somehow, she still looked cute!

[YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!]

DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE PAINFULLY ALL YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama.. let's stop there.. "Owwie! My face! My boo-" "Here," Kexin threw a pack of ice at him, specifically speaking, his face. "You don't have to take it, you weren't that handsome anyways."

[MyyyoooOOOOOOOH]

ooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

"Anyways, back to the subject! Did you personally invite me to your banquet?" Shenzhen just realized the dress Kexin had on, and thought 'Number one beauty, Liyue Mingwan? I think they mean Kexin.'

"Yes. Any fool who denies will die." He said with a serious look, "Okay!" Kexinmwas fine with shedding some blood, as long as it wasn't hers "KUGAHT!!!!!!" The guard yelled

"Woah Kexin, at least not in my manner.." Shenzhen said out of reflex, it was like he had OCD(1) "I already did it, it's already bloodying your floor." Kexin said looking at her hand for any blood

"Bloody hell woman..." The man said to her, looking at the corpse, and then at her flawless, innocent face "I didn't think such a gentle looking woman like you was up to killing.."

Kexin looked at him like he was an idiotic, stupid, retarded person, "Whats your name?" She asked "Longxian Shenming, 4th son of, Emperor Longxian Gintang and Empress Hexian Shenmi."

Kexin recalled that,

Emperor Longxian Gintang Empress Hexian Shenmi 5 Longxian Shenzhen

1 2 3 4

Longxian Tangming Hexian Lingmi Hexian Linli Longxian Shenming

"So... Shen is at the bottom of the chart?" She giggled and looked away from Shenzhen's gaze "Yes.. and Shenming is the second worst.. he would count as the first worst because,"

"He is a flirt, he is a normal visitor to 'Sugar Glazed Women..' ugh.. I can't even say it.. he has had ninety-nine women.. if you become his right now.. which hopefully doesn't happen.. you'll be his one-hundredth,"

"And plus, he will fill your insides with jelly..... making you a jelly filled bagel.. and he will glaze you with sugar the same day.." "Ew... I hate jelly-filled donuts.. they really suck."

Kexin made a throw up expression and put her hands on her mouth after "Well! I did, and it's starting in hmm.. a fourth of a shichen(1)?"

"Oh, okay, longer than I thought." Kexin actually thought it was going to be about five minutes because she rushed to the palace but it was actually way longer than that

"Beautiful dress you are wearing, it emphasizes your body shape well!" Shenzhen said looking at her from head to toe, his ears turning a little red while doing that "Uh.. thanks?" She looked confused

She had no love life for all of the years she had been living, including her past life so she was like.. a noob at love, romance, and s*, she could even mention the word without being embarrassed

"Okay! Lets go get read... why don't you have any hair accessories?" He asked, "Why? Oh, my younger sister took all of my accessories, but whatever, they would fit her." Kexin said

"Why would they fit her?" Shenzhen asked, "Because they are ugly, they would compliment her face well!" He chuckled and covered his mouth saying "Then you don't?"

"I can make my own, much better than those others, I have one that would fit me well.." She thought about the things she made when she was cosplaying as Kexin in Wild Woman • Emperor Of Longxian Empire : Beastly Buddies

The horned feather piece, the earrings, the fox mask, the pretty shoulder blade, and a matching body piece "Yup, yup.. that's just right!" She thought after all, she had made those things by hand

"I'm tired, is there any spare room?" Kexin asked, yawned right after, 'Adorable! How lucky I am to catch her yawning ah!' "Ahem, there is a room right next to mine, you may use that!"

"Thanks, Shen." She walked off into the room next to his, "Aiyo, that was tiring, having a woman in my room, just us, al-" "NOT ALONE!!!!! I'M STILL HERE!!!!!!" Shenming screamed

"PLEASE!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE I WILL BE A GOOD BROTHER AND WILL NEVER BOTHER YOU TWO EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" He wailed and cried as Shenzhen escorted him out of his chambers

"NEVER COME BACK!!! Shenzhen yelled as he kicked Shenming out of his estate, into his own, and returning to b- "SHUT.UUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!" Kexin yelled, bed..


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