"So, how'd it go?" Jisoo asks when Taheyung opens the door to his dorm.
He screamed like a little girl.
"Do you always scream like that?" Jisoo asks between breathes as she laughs her life away.
"No! I only scream like that when I'm surprised."
"When else would you be screaming?"
"When I get that good-"
"That's enough of that. Moving on, answer my question."
"I did."
"No you didn't."
"Yes I did."
"No you didn't."
"Then what question are you talking about?"
"I asked you how it went."
"It went fine. He's low key my boy friend now. He loved the planetarium. And the arcade. Then we went back to his to cuddle and accidentaly-"
"Had sex?"
"What? No! We accidentally fell asleep! Freaking pervert. We fell asleep but like midnight or something we woke up, walked to the restaurant, ate, then we went back to his and fell asleep together. That's why it is noon and I'm just now getting back."
"Oh. Well that was uneventful."
"You must have missed the part where I told you we're actually dating now."
"What?! You didn't tell me that!"
"Yes I did. I told you before you interrupted me. It was literally one of the first things I told you about the date."
"Oh, well you know I dom't pay attention."
"Obviously. Now get out, I have to study for a test tomorrow."
"Actually, better idea, I know of a party going on later. Want to come?"
"Nah, I'm gonna have Jungkook over."
"Oh my God, you have not even been dating for a whole day and you've already been on three dates and you're not spending a night away from each other. What did I do to deserve such treatment?"
"Stop overreacting. He's just got some classes early in the morning that I'm closer to than he is."
"Um, his dorm is in this building."
"Yeah but mine is closer to the ground floor."
"You guys are using the stupidest excuses to see each other."
"Oh well. We're allowed to see each other whenever we want to."
"Just don't kick me out because he's all you think about. At least call and talk to me for a little every two or three days."
"Well I won't have to because you just pop in whenever you like."
"Well I'm gonna start backing off. I don't want to accidentally be here to see something I don't want to. Also, I may be closer to getting a girlfriend."
Taehyung takes a sharp intake of air while placing a hand over his heart and he says, "Jisoo! Tell me who, when, where, how, and why."
"Well I was spying on her in the park with Jimin-"
"Wait, what?"
"Yeah, it was after we were done spying on you and Jungkook's brunch. Anyways, I accidentally fell out of the bush I was hiding in and pretended like I was in there to get some alone time so then she felt really bad for me and took me for ice cream which I, of course, paid for. And then I like accidentally spilled my whole life to her and she said that she may or may not like me back so then I took her back to her dorm and she kissed me on the cheek and I almost died from her adorable giggle." Jisoo paused to take a breath before Taehyung could begin with his incessant questions.