"Now let's get on with some more mundane stuff. Pick a Class President."
Suddenly, everyone began to clamor for the position.
"Finally! Something school-like!"
"I wanna do it."
"Oh, you mean the position that was made for moi~?"
"Ohh! Ohh! I wanna be Class President! Pick me!"
"That's the leader position! I'll do it! Me, me!"
"My manifesto as president: all girls must expose 30 cm of thighs!" shouted Mineta towards the end.
[Mineta, you fool!] yelled an aggravated Kumagawa. [How could you suggest such a thing?!]
Everyone was suddenly surprised by the apparent 180 degree turn made by Kumagawa. Just the day before he was acting like a pervert, but now he was scolding one.
"I-I..." Mineta muttered nervously.
Kumagawa wagged his finger at Mineta, his smile becoming distinctly smug. [You are thinking much too small. My manifesto is as follows,]
The girls began to pale slightly as Kumagawa stood on his desk with his arms crossed in order to make his declaration.
[All girls must wear naked apron in place of school uniforms!]
Several of the boys in the class developed slight nose bleeds at the prospect of such a thing. The girls however, had concluded that Kumagawa was the enemy of all woman-kind. As for Mineta, he looked upon Kumagawa like he was the Messiah himself.
"My sensei!" the midget cried as he bowed before Kumagawa.
"If anyone votes for Ero-gawa to be president, then we will set fire to your houses." Jirou said, issuing her ultimatum.
[Ah! Your words wound me!] Kumagawa said over-dramatically. [Still, they are far nicer compared to some of the things people have called me. So such insults have no effect on me.] he then pulled a piece of cloth out from his pocket. [Besides, I'm not actually aiming for Class President. Rather, I want the position of Vice President. I even have the armband with me.]
Several of the students looked to see Kumagawa holding an armband that read; Vice President. Where he got it from, no one knew.
"Wait, that says Student Council Vice President!" noticed Ashido.
[Correct! At my last school, that was the position I held.]
"Who would vote for you to be Vice President of anything, let alone the entire student population?!"
[Actually, the position was given to me by the President herself.]
"A woman GAVE you the position?!"
[What about that is so hard to believe? Is it because of my personality?]
"YES!" all the girls answered in response.