Chapter 1: Pokemon Blog
Beauty and the fantastic four beasts and where to find them
Hello. I am Newt Scamander, a magizoologist from the Harry Potter universe. But let me tell you one secret, I am more than you know about myself. And things to happen wasn't really a good stuff to talk about, but still, I want you to know this.
My story would answer the world's greatest secrets, starting from the very existence of beasts down to being a peculiar person (the gifted children from the story of Miss Peregrine).
I need the beauty to find the beast.
I got to find the beast. He is the very key for me to understand the transitional evolution of a pokemon to a beast and the very mechanism of peculiarity from Ms. Peregrine's Book.
I have learned that the beast from the Beauty and the Beast is somehow infected with pokemon power and a constant exposure can transform a person into a beast. This form is the premature state of a transitional being called, pokemons.
There are special beasts who can cause a time loop, the ymbryne, from whom I made this far.
I need to catch the fantastic four and all the ymbrynes to keep them from my suitcase. It is because if they know the truth that they weren't humans but pokemons, they'll burst out and destroy the planet.
There's worse they could know.
Now, my journeys had given me the insights that the X-men and the so-called mutants are all artificial pokemons that their so-called powers can be nullified. True, it has something to do with alteration on their genes as mutants, by definition in biology. But it was caused by their exposure to strong pokemon radiation, just like what happened to Beast. Falling in love was nuts in changing you back to human form. Duh? It was just a burst of hormones that made him back.
But as you read this, I bid you not to worry. Every x-men member is already on my suitcase. And all of them will be my playthings. I can't parley with an ymbryne for making a time loop for me since my years had already chased me. Growing up is irreversible you know.
By the way, I would like to clarify that I am Ash Ketchum. I was trapped in the time loop here on France so the years chased me and I become an old man.
Magizoology is quite new stuff. Well, it was greater than training pokemons, it was more like studying them. But I am a weirdo so I have a lot of things to do to them. I didn't die you know. As you know, I am infected with pokemon radiation too, making my metabolism and cellular aging slows down.
And if you had already finished reading this, then by that time, you are already infected with pokemon radiation. I programmed the scrolling down of this story to initiate the detonation of pokemon radiation through your computer or gadget. As you reach this point, there's no turning back.
Time for my show.
There's no way for you to reverse your exposure to pokemon radiation so I suggest you to stick around for quite a while.
You'll be a pokemon soon anyway.
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