How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?: Three, one to place it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.
How do you get a goth out of a tree?
Cut the rope!
How can you tell it?s an emo guy hitting on you and not a regular dude?
Instead of asking for your phone number, he asks for your poetry blog.
What's another name for a gothgirl?
A Crow-hoe.
What?s the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
Two goths are having sex. (Strange, I know, but true.) Suddenly, the girl
goth cums.
"Darling, darling!" says the boy goth, "what's wrong?"
"Nothing," says the girl goth, "nothing at all. Why?"
"You moved."
the cutting part is kind of funny concidering i have experence XD
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