Chapter 3: world war 2 jokes
When a silver aeroplane flies over, it's American. When there's a green 'plane, it's British. When there are no aircraft, that's the Luftwaffe.
A passenger train is fully loaded, and a German soldier, on leave, shares a compartment with a decrepit lady, a beautiful young French woman, and a young French man. The train enters a tunnel, and no one can see anything.
A kiss is heard, then a hollow slap. When the train comes out of the tunnel, the German has a horrible black eye.
'So unlucky' thinks the German soldier. 'The French man gets the kiss and I get the blame!' 'Well done, my girl!' thinks the old lady. 'You stood up to that brute!'
The beautiful woman is puzzled. 'Why would that German kiss that old lady?'
The Frenchman, meanwhile, thinks 'How clever I am! I kiss the back of my hand, hit the German and no one suspects me!'
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
hitler: hows your homework anne
Anne frank: this problem is so difficult
hitler: you need more concentration.
OH JEW!
lost the war? I did nazi that coming
saw hitler excersisng the other day good job instead of burning jews he decided to burn calories
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Beatinvestagaterme
Beatinvestagaterme if your german or jewish im sorry, I kinda get a pass on this concidering im german I love you all don't kill me please
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