It hurts.It hurts so bad.It feel like I am constantly being torn to trilions of billions of pieces.Why me?What did I do to deserve this?
<EARLIER>
I was walking the way home, thinking it was gonna be just another ordinary boring day, when suddenly, as I took the next step I didn't feel the ground and started falling.I was a common guy in a slightly better off family so when I felt I was falling down I started screaming and cursing:"FUCK, this hole better not bring me to some crazy geezer or hag to experiment on my sweet young body."-I started shuddering at the thought and the dark tunnel he was falling through seemed a lot less scary.The thing that scared me the most was that I didn't know what could be at the other side of the hole.After 3-4 hours, during which I wanted to sleep from boredom, but kept myself sharp for an unexpected attack, I finally made it to a majestic grand hall where everything was made from what seemed to be expensive material, although I couldn't really tell. If you are wondering why I didn't turn into a pancake, you have full right to ask me. I was about to smash in it and my hope was dashed, but when I was 10cm from the ground I didn't move anymore. As my eyes continued exploring the room they quickly fell towards a throne.On it was a middle aged man that looked perfect -sword like eyebrows, red lips, white skin and rainbow like eyes that changed their color every second. A thought struck me then:
"Does he have the Eyes of Truth or another pair of special eye's ."-when suddenly he heard that somebody was laghing:
"Hahaha, you know, with the Eyes of soul I can read your mind like an open book and even influence it?"-I stopped being nervous or at least suppressed and grew quite scared.I mean if he coud influence my mind i'd be fucked, right?...Then a thought struck me and I had to ask:
"Did you bring me here to eat up my fresh young body?"-the athmosphere got a lot colder and when I saw the dark look on his face... it was at that monent that I knew... I fucked up.
The god creased his brows and looked at me:"Little brat be thankfull that you have a talent and only you in this universe can inherit my abilities."-Wait,wait,wait... He said "this" universe didn't he?So there really are more universes... Wait, does he want me to inherit him?That's so cool... or so I thought until I heard what he said next:
"Quickly kneel down and kowtow to me 3 times, after which we can begin the soul strenghtening tortu... cough... exercise."-You were definitely going to say torture weren't you?Wuwuwu... I knew I was in for a lot of pain, but couldn't do anything as he was an existence above me in both rank and state of existence-he was a god and I was an ant.My imagination couldn't comprehend that right after the ceremony he waved his hand and we were transported in the middle of a heavenly garden. I couldn't help but mutter:
"Did I already die from excesive torture and go to heaven?" -As for the exalted being that stood behind me, he couldn't help but twitch his lips, then sighing:
"Hey I said it's excercise and it's not the real heaven, but my personal one and no you are not dead, although this is gonna hurt so much you would wish you'd die."-After he said that a quiery silence started spreading in the garden.
"Can't we stop here and find another way to strenghten my soul?"-I asked with some small hope.
He nodded and said:
"There are quite a few methods,but as I am in a bit of a hurry we will have to use this one as it is the fastest and most stable one."-And with that I knew that I was in for a lot of pain. I just consented quietly and he started to prepare to torture my soul. I clenched my teeth angrily, but could only sigh in resignation and think about the pain described in those martial arts novels.
I remembered that I still didn't know his name and asked:
"Master, how should I call you?"-Light nervousnes could be detected in my voice.He just laughed at me and said:
"Boy, you aren't qualified to know the name of the great me,..."-I looked at him with a bit of disdain, as after all who would be so narcisistic to call himself great in public-"but other people call me Daoist Whimfull, because I do way too much stuff on the whim. Taking you in as my disciple is only one of the things that I did carelessly. I have even trolled the heavenly court.HEHEHE... but I hope you can at least pass the Physics Transcendent realm to start real cultivation after this.Oh and there are foundational realms before being able to cultivate your power as an immortal.They are:
PHYSICS REALM(still influenced by phisical laws)
Strength spring
Strength river
Strength ocean
PHYSICS BENDING REALM (Can somewhat shift phisical laws)
Wisdom spring
Wisdom river
Wisdom ocean
PHYSICS BREAKING REALM (Can rewrite,break and create world laws of the world he is in)
PHYSICS TRANSCENDING REALM (Becoming a fourth dimensional being,transcending the limits of flesh ).
After you become a fourth dimensional being you will be able to start the real cultivation because in the physics realm everything is still fixed on raw strengh and understanding of world laws, but after that you will be able to sense the elemental qi and cultivate with it. Although people at the physics transcending realm are not so strong you should still not underestimate them.They can still destroy planets with a little bit of effort.Only after passing the tribulation at the peak of Physics transcending realm will you be able to increase you llifespan by a good number as well. As for the realms after you need not worry for now."-Out of all of the my master said I focused at one part:
"Master, could you perhaps be on the run as people from the heavenly court are after you?"-I sincerely hoped it wasn't so, but a gut feeling told him that his master was a troublemaker.
"How did you guess? Well it doesn't really matter right now. Let's start as soon as posible."-He started chanting an incantation as I prepared for the worst possible pain that I could imagine-the needle in the nurses' office-but boy was I in the wrong. It first started to feel like something was scratching my skin on the inside. After that it started feeling as though a band aid was roughly pulled out of every cm of my body. It soon escalated to waxing. After that it felt that like I was having pieces of my body ripped out. At that point I couldn't not scream in pain. After that I heard a loud pop and it stopped hurting. I cried at that point because of the sudden release from the pressure:
"Master did we finish it?"- I asked after trembling intensely.But what my master next said caused my heart to turn cold:
"What do you mean? I've only barely pulled out your soul out of your body. We haven't even started it yet."-I was shaking thinking about how much that hurt and how much I didn't want to do it. I started begging while hugging his leg, snot and tears streaming down my face:
"Please, Master, I beg of the great you. Don't make me do this or something more painfull again."-He just kicked me away disgusted and said:
"It's way too late for that. You are already my disciple so I'll forgive your first offense, but there won't be a second time.There still has to be punishment, though.Hmmmm, I think I'll just increase the amount of torture for the first offense and in case of a one second i'll disperse your soul."-I had given up. This master of mine was no real master. He was a sadist that takes joy in other peoples misery. I saw that there was delight in his eyes hidden in the disgust. But it was there, incomparably compressed and a lot stronger than the disgust.
I guessed that I was no disciple, but an idiotic toy. Why would an exalted immortal take especially me to this place? I have no real talent. Him hoping for me to break to Physics transcending realm? So that I can stay alive longer for him to play with me... I suddenly felt that maybe not everything was how I imagined it to be. I was a normal person. I didn't have a protagonist halo. I crumbled mentaly and suddenly the look filled with pain and misery turned indifferent and dull. After another minute Daoist Whimfull told me to prepare as this was gonna hurt, but I stayed there emotionlesly.
He shrugged it off and started chanting again.
<BACK TO PRESENT>
I felt my soul started to condense, but it hurt so much I actually started cursing at him.
That seemed to have triggered him as he stopped chanting. He walked over to me and said with a cold tone:
"You just made your second offense. Any last words?"-I started laughing like a madman and answered:
"If you don't kill me now i will haunt you for eternity untill i kill you. You fucking hypocrite. Bitch, pussy, asshole, cuckold..."- I cursed him in every way possible. He just shook his head and said in undisguised disdain:
"Only you? Hahhahahahahhahahahahah. You are so funny, but okay if that's what you want I'll grant your wish. What a waste."-The last thing that flashed before my mind was my normal life on Earth and how I lost it in just a few hours.
Everything passed like a flash before i was in ridiculious ammount of pain. It was a lot worse than just feeling you body being destroyed at the molecular level. I couldn't feel anything except for pain and darkness.
Before at least I had my body that I could control, but now I couldn't help but wonder if this is the way I'm gonna spend the rest of eternity.
I thought that at least I still have my consciousnes... for now...
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