As I sat there watching reruns of our favorite childhood anime, the girls finally returned. They came inside giggling, and stumbling over to the couch. Yvette surprised me by plopping down into my lap, and kissing me on my cheek. She looked at me with drunk eyes and said, "You know.. hic.. You're actually really really hot you know? Like a fire! He he he. I always want to be by your side. Make me your Luna!" I sighed as I gave Yvette a complicated look and said, "Talk to me again when you're sober and until then I'll think about it." Obviously I want to say yes, but I want to make sure it's what she really wants and not some drunken rash decision. Let's let her sleep first. That's when I noticed the bed by the door. It seems Yvette told Karen I've been sleeping out on my couch. How nice of her.
I got up off my couch and took out the cushions. Vale helped me fold out the bed frame and we carried the foldable mattress and placed it onto the frame. Now I have a bed in my couch. We collapsed the bed in and put the cushions back. I helped Karen get Yvette to my bedroom and got her settled. Then the three of us sat on the couch, and Karen began to speak.
"So, now we're able to talk. You're now a wolf boy, and a girl with an Irish last name meaning wolf likes you. Is this deliberate, or your fate? Only time will tell. Vale told me you rescued her from being lost. She confirmed you saved her, and clearly it was from something bad. I saw the fear in her eyes and I know that look. You have my eternal thanks as a woman for what you did for her." I felt a little embarrassed by her praise, but I nodded with a light smile in response. Vale had a sudden look of understanding in his eyes, and looked at me with pride. Vale, myself and Karen chatted for a few hours before we folded the bed back out and passed out for the night.
When I woke up in the morning Vale and Karen were both gone and Yvette was up making breakfast like usual. Kudos to her. No hangover huh? Well I don't have one either, but I'm not human, so she must have an iron stomach. I smelled biscuits and gravy and found drool falling down my face. Thank God Karen is gone, or I'd hear dog jokes right now. I rolled off of the bed and got up and put it back in the couch and set the seat cushions back in place.
I sat at my dining table and waited patiently for Yvette to finish cooking. "You cooked something great again. I love biscuits and gravy! Oh and you've got hash browns and sausage links too! Alright!" I began to do a stupid victory dance, which caused Yvette to laugh hysterically. I laughed along with her, and helped her set the table. We both sat down, and began to eat. Yvette looked at me with those eyes of love again and I felt my heart race. I cleared my throat with a cough, and Yvette spoke up.
"I know that you said we should get to know each other, and I agree. However, that doesn't mean we can't be in a relationship while we do this. My mom taught me to grab onto the man you want and never let go. That's what I'm doing. I'm not letting go. So, David please take me as your girlfriend. The Luna thing can wait until the future. I know that I don't have much to offer you in regards of my personal worth, but I'll start by looking for a decent job. I took culinary arts classes back in Ireland, so getting a job as a chef shouldn't be too hard for me. Let me do this; and please accept me. I want you and only you."
I sighed in defeat, and finally let my emotions out and replied to her. "I accept you. I'll gladly take you as my girlfriend. As far as being my Luna? If some day we get engaged, I'll do it. I'm a dedicated man, so I can only have one woman in my heart. Let's go with this for now; we're now dating." I smiled warmly at Yvette, but she started giggling. I asked her why she's laughing and she said, "You may only want me, but I promise you that other women shall come. You'll be mobbed by a harem of desperate women. Ha ha ha!" She laughed so hard at the end that tears formed. I felt my jaw drop, because I realized how plausible that future is. Shit.
The two of us enjoyed our time together, and Yvette decided she wanted to go look for a chef position somewhere. I offered to drive her around, but she declined saying that she'd call Karen. And so she did. 20 minutes later Karen showed up and hurried Yvette out the door before giving me a surprised look. Then she smiled and waved bye to me. I was puzzled by her behavior, but oh well what can you do?
I decided to see if the goddess would answer my question about something that's bugging me. 'Hey Goddess, I have a question for you. Are there any other supernatural creatures here on Earth like me?' I recieved an immediate reply.
[Ah my child. I have waited for this question these few days. To answer your question, yes and no. None are even remotely close to your power, however their numbers can't be scoffed at. Vampires, demons, lizardmen, merfolk, and many others. They grew careful over the centuries and have hidden themselves well from modern society. They all have learned some form of polymorph. I believe that answers your question. I must go now love, oh and congratulations with the druids descendant. She's a good girl, cherish her. Good bye for now my child.]
I was flabbergasted, but I knew I shouldn't bug the goddess again today. Still... why does she always call me her child? Well anyway, that's one problem solved. Now I know there's more supernatural creatures out there. I'd best be careful that I don't poke a hornet's nest. As I sat there absorbing the information I just gained, I heard a text come in on my phone.
{Yvette}: Hey 😘. We just got to the Whining Badger Restaurant. Wish me luck in my job hunt!🙏 See ya soon honey! 🤗😍😘
{Me}: Good luck! I believe in you, you're an incredible and ambitious woman.😎 You'll definitely rise to the top in no time!😁 Stay calm, you've got this in the bag! See you at home later!
I know she has got this in the bag, and sure enough 2 hours later I got a phone call from her. "Oh my gosh David! I got the head chef position at the restaurant! Starting pay normally is $13 an hour, but because of my credentials I'll be making double that STARTING! That's $26 an hour and I'll get quarterly and yearly raises! Ha ha ha! I did it!" I congratulated her, and she told me that Karen is taking her out to eat to celebrate. She'll be back in a couple of hours. I decided to fool around with some good old RPGs on my computer.
3 hours later, the door to my apartment opened and Yvette, Karen, and three other girls entered my apartment. Um, who the hell are these chics? "You guys are back, but who are these three that you brought into my place Karen?" Karen blushed a little and hurried over to me, then whispered in my ear. "They said they must see you, something about a prophecy and a goddess. Anyway, we'll hang out in your room so try to hurry and get them to leave." After Karen dragged Yvette into my room, I looked over at the three strangers. The three of them immediately kneeled before me and said, "Mighty Progenitor of Werewolves, we beseech you in the name of the Queen of the Elves to please save our people from the vampires and demons! They have been at war with us for thousands of years, but our Queen recieved an oracle from our Goddess saying that you can save us. It's your destiny. Please save us, for you shall be handsomely rewarded."
Okay holy crap. Elves?! I only learned that they are real a few hours ago. This is way too much, way too fast! Who's in charge of my destiny? Shame on you! (A/N: He he!😈) I sighed as I told the girls that I needed time to think about it. They tried convincing me again even trying to seduce me, but I told them rushing me and seducing me won't help their cause. They sighed, and gave me their contact information. I promised to get ahold of them in the next few days. Once the girls left, I called Karen and Yvette back in.
"Well David? What is your relationship with those three girls?" Karen was obviously asking for Yvette, but Yvette looked at me with a 'see? told ya' look. I then dropped the bomb about fantasy races existing and how I'm some prophesied hero for the elves. To put their reactions in a word, it was blank. They looked like their brains left a long time ago. I laughed awkwardly and waved my hands in their faces. They finally snapped out of it. Karen squealed in excitement. "Elves are real?! I want me a sexy 150 year old elf boy right now! Oh God yes! Fantasy is reality!" Karen got lost in her head, and did a bunch of silly poses. Yvette looked at me with a knowing smirk and spoke.
"Three beautiful elven babes. I told you the beautiful women would mob you soon! You can run from the harem, but the harem will always find you! I've always wanted to build a harem for my dream guy. You're better then the dream. Infinitely better in fact. So, I'm going to have to insist that you help those elf girls, and I'll be coming with you to bargain for an elven beauty for your harem. Heh, it definitely has to be a princess. He he he he he!" Hey Yvette you're scaring me! I thought she was joking about the harem thing! Shit. I'm a one woman guy, but my girlfriend wants me banging her and multiple other women? I don't know what to think anymore...
I ordered some chinese for delivery; I haven't had chinese in forever. As I sat there eating and watching anime, Yvette kept giggling evily and was tapping away on her phone. After watching about 4 episodes of my old favorite anime, I got ready for bed. I got up and asked Yvette to get off of the couch. She moved over to the dining room table, and continued texting. I folded my bed out, and lay out my pillow and covers. I told Yvette I'm going to bed and she got up and kissed me on the cheek, then went into my room and shut the door. I clapped my hands shutting off the lights, and climbed into my bed. What an absolutely insane day! Freaking elves, demons, vampires, and much more. Why do I feel I'll see all of these races before long? Oh well, there's nothing that I can do now. Let's first get to sleep. Thank God the day's over...
When I woke up, I was confused. The reason is I'm laying on the moon and the Earth is visible above me. I can breathe just fine, and I don't feel weightless. Suddenly I was lifted onto my feet by a gentle hand and looked over in surprise. A mind blowingly beautiful woman was next to me, and she said, "Hello my child, I am the Goddess of Wolves, and I'm actually your mother. Welcome to my realm."
What the fuck?!
Hehe what ya think about that cliff?