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Chapter 12: Naruto break down the CRA like a BOSS

Naruto and shizune

Naruto entered the Hokage's office through the window.

"Yo, baa-chan, do you need... something..." Naruto stopped, not only were the Konoha Eleven in the room, but the three fuddy duddy elders were here as well, "... uh... is something wrong?"

"Naruto, please step forward." Tsunade commanded, with a sad frown on her face.

Naruto approached the desk. "This is kind of ominous baa-chan, you're not about to give me some world ending secret are you?"

Tsunade put on her poker face, which wasn't very good considering her gambling record, "Naruto, there is a law regarding clan status when their numbers get too low. It is known as the Clan Restoration Act. When eligible clan members reach the age of sixteen, they are expected to reproduce in order to keep the clan from dying out. Do you understand what I'm trying to say?"

Naruto stared at her for a long time before turning back to look at his friends. He focused specifically on the clan members. After what felt like hours, he turned to face Tsunade with a confused look on his face.

"Uh... I must have been gone longer than I thought, which clan is in danger of dying out?"

Tsunade steeled herself, "The Uzumaki Clan."

An awkward silence passed through the room.

"What?" Naruto finally blurted out. "What Uzumaki Clan? I'm the only Uzumaki in the village!"

Tsunade sighed, "That's the point, Naruto. You haven't meet any others because you're the last Uzumaki."

"What?" Naruto squeaked out. "But doesn't that mean..."

"Yes, Naruto," Tsunade said, pity evident in here eyes, "you are obligated, by law, to have children in order to secure the future of the Uzumaki Clan."

The once silent room exploded into activity as his friends began to discuss the news amongst themselves. Kakashi was giggling like a pervert into his book, Sakura was clenching her fists in what was clearly rage, Hinata was desperately trying not to pass out, and-

"WAIT A MINUTE!" Naruto suddenly interrupted. The talking ceased and all eyes focused on him.

"Why are you doing this to me baa-chan!? I can't have kids!"

"I'm sorry, Naruto, but the council has decided to uphold the Clan Restoration Act and there is nothing I can do about it." Tsunade answered apologetically.

"The council? They're just advisers! They don't actually have any power!" Naruto argued hotly. "In fact, you hold all the power in the village! You can just not uphold the Clan Restoration Act and nobody would be able to do anything about it!"

"That's actually a good point," Shizune added, "Tsunade-sama, why exactly are you letting this go through?"

Tsunade looked down at her desk, finding it very interesting.

"Baa-chan! Answer me!" Naruto demanded.

"Okay fine!" Tsunade shouted, embarrassed at having been caught. "I supported it too! I was just trying to pin the blame on them!"

"It's nice to be treated with respect." Homura deadpanned.

"What!? Why?" Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing.

"Look, Naruto," Tsunade pinched the bridge of nose, "The Sharingan was a very valuable tool we ended up losing. We never pushed the C.R.A. because your Uchiha friend was too young to get married. After he defected, I came to an agreement with the council to activate the C.R.A. when you returned from your training trip."

It wasn't an easy thing to propose. Unfortunately, losing the Sharingan scared everyone on the council, Tsunade included. The Sharingan had proven, throughout Konoha's history, to be a very powerful bloodline. Naruto's bloodline was just as useful, if not more powerful than the Sharingan. Needless to say, no one wanted Konoha to lose another bloodline.

"Sasuke was too young? I'm too young! I'm only sixteen!" Naruto argued.

"No, you're not." Tsunade argued back. "Sixteen is the legal marrying age in Konoha. It's also the age of consent."

"What? I thought it was eighteen!" Naruto replied, unwilling to believe that this was actually happening.

"No. It's eighteen in Kumo." Tsunade stated. "In Suna it's seventeen. Different countries have different age limits."

"What, so you're going to make me marry some old hag?" Naruto tried appealing to her sense of morality.

"No. She'll be young enough to have kids." Tsunade corrected.

"That could mean anything! She could even be in her thirties! There would be a huge age gap between us!"

"First of all," Tsunade said, "that's a double standard. It's perfectly fine for a woman to marry an older man, but it's somehow creepy if the reverse happens."

"I didn't say that at all." Naruto complained.

"Secondly," Tsunade ignored Naruto, "an age gap is perfectly fine. I've known quite a few couples with a decade or more between them and no one has ever cared. Thirdly, we're going to try to pair you up with someone your age. Just know, that if it comes down to it, there is nothing wrong with an age difference. So, please, try to lighten up a little."

"How can I lighten up!?" Naruto vehemently shouted. "You're deciding my entire future!"

"Aren't you being a little too defensive?" Homura interrupted. "You could at least listen to our reasoning."

"Why should I?" Naruto questioned, calming down a little now that he wasn't talking to baa-chan. "Getting married isn't exactly on my list of priorities."

"For someone who wants to be Hokage, you sure are acting pretty close minded." Koharu baited. "This doesn't bode well for your nomination."

"Ugh, fine. Let's hear it." Naruto said, taking the bait.

"Excellent," Homura began, "as you know, you are the last of the Uzumaki clan and-"

"Wait, hold on," Naruto interrupted, "I have a bloodline?"

"Yes." Homura replied. "Now as I was saying-"

"Then you guys know what it is?"

"Uzumaki, you need to stop interrupting." Homura answered, annoyed at Naruto's interruptions. "But yes, we do know what it is."

"I've never shown a hint of having a bloodline, though. How do you even know the Uzumaki clan has one?" Naruto questioned.

"Because all clans have bloodlines Uzumaki."

"And my mysterious bloodline is apparently important enough to have me married off?" Naruto pressed.

"Yes." Homura said, temper quickly rising.

"If you've been keeping tabs on the Uzumakis in the village, in case you needed to activate the Clan Restoration Act, does that mean you know who my pare-"

"Uzumaki I don't have to for twenty questions!" Homura yelled." Now, as I was saying, letting a bloodline die out isn't a good thing. To remedy that, we want you to have children."

"What makes you think I'm going to die anytime soon?" Naruto questioned, his ego pushing the paternal questions aside.

"Akatsuki." Koharu answered, sparing Homura's blood pressure.

"As I was saying," Homura irritably continued. "Since you're sent out on high risks missions quite frequently, there is a good chance that you might not come back. After all, you have been fighting against people strong enough to defeat the Kazekage."

"Gaara's just fine." Naruto countered.

"He was fighting in the desert, the place where he's strongest, had an entire village defending him, and only went up against two shinobi." Homura listed. "He still lost and was taken from his village. If the mission report is to be believed, he even died. Are you seriously suggesting that there isn't a slight possibility that you might die?"

"Well, when you put it that way, I guess it's possible I might not come back." Naruto reluctantly admitted.

"Do you really want to go your whole life without having a family?" Koharu spoke up, supporting Homura's reasoning. "With S-Class ninjas after you, this might be your only chance to have a family."

"Alright, I see your point." Naruto admitted. "Still, it's wishful thinking."

"Why's that?" Koharu asked.

"There isn't anyone that wants to marry me." Naruto explained, ignoring the pain.

"That is where you're wrong." Danzo said, finally speaking up. "There is a list of candidates that have signed on for reproductive duty in the event that the C.R.A. is ever activated."

"Okay, this I gotta hear." Naruto said in utter disbelief.

"I have here," Danzo said, putting a stack of papers on the desk, "that very list."

It was quite a list of names. Or at least, that's what it seemed.

"Are these women general applicants? Do they know I'm involved?" Naruto asked, not at all believing this many women wouldn't mind marrying the "demon".

'He's smarter than I thought. No matter.' "No," Danzo answered, "however, it does not matter. They knew what they were signing up for. They should not have expected to actually like their husband."

Naruto grabbed the stack of papers, scanning the list of names. The sound of pages being turned filled the room. It's steady rhythm broke when he started flipping through the pages faster and faster.

"Naruto," Shizune called out, worried. "Is there something wrong?"

"No." Naruto answered, a smug grin slowly forming on his face. "Nothing's wrong with this list of civilians."

"Naruto, are you really okay with getting married?" Tsunade asked, not sure why he was suddenly smiling.

His friends behind him listened with rapt attention.

"It's like Fudder Dudder number one said," Naruto paused for dramatic effect. "Akatsuki."

"Akatsuki?" Tsunade asked, confused.

"They're after me." Naruto explained. "They're pretty persistent about it, too. It's not a stretch to imagine that they'd try anything to get to me. Like, say for instance, kidnapping my wife and child for ransom."

"Your wife and child would be in Konoha," Danzo argued. "They'd be well protected."

"Just like Gaara?" Naruto shot back.

"No," Koharu stepped up. "Not like the Kazekage."

"Not like Gaara?"

"Let's be honest, Suna's forces are terrible." Koharu said.

"What makes you say that?" Naruto said, trying to defend his friend's village.

"Well for starters, when the current Kazekage was a child, not even the Yondaime Kazekage was able to kill him. Not him, nor any of his many, many assassins." Koharu put hand to her chin, in an attempt to remember as far back as she could. "In fact, he was never once injured. It wasn't until he came to Konoha that he barely won against a genin who couldn't use chakra and, shortly after that, suffered his first defeat against a genin who was at the bottom of his class and who only knew two jutsus."

"There you have it." Danzo said, pleased with Koharu's assistance. "Our defenses are actually competent. There is nothing to fear."

Well, this wasn't good. They were making sense. Still, Naruto was far from surrendering.

"You're right, our defenses are actually pretty good. How good are they against a more... domestic threat?"

"What do you mean?" Danzo asked, preparing for Naruto's counter attack.

"Well, it's no secret that the villagers don't like me." Naruto answered. "They call me some pretty mean names. I don't think they'll take the news that the "demon" has a wife and child very well."

Danzo wasn't a fool. He knew exactly what Naruto was referring to. It was entirely possible that there would be riots, riots that had existed during the fist few years of Naruto's birth. Any family he had ran the risk of being attacked while he was away on missions.

"So, as you can see," Naruto said, ignoring his friend's whispers of what he meant by "demon", "I can't marry a civilian because she would be unable to defend herself. If not from Aktasuki, then definitely from her fellow citizens."

"Then we'll make sure you wed someone who can defend herself." Homura said, signaling the start of round two.

"So you're proposing I marry a ninja?" This was where things would start getting tricky.

"A kunoichi specifically." Koharu said. "Unless you-"

"No." Naruto cut her off immediately.

"It could work." Koharu continued anyway. "There's actually a jutsu that will let you-"

"No." Naruto repeated.

"Well you could switch roles and-"

"No." Naruto repeated, firmly.

"It's an option, just keep that in mind."

"No it's not." Naruto said, trying to purge his mind of this conversation. "And even if it was," Naruto shuddered, "it's needlessly complicated. It feels more like something ero-sennin would come up with if he was a woman. You'd get better results if you resorted to artificial incense."

"I don't think that's the right term, Naruto." Tsunade said.

Homura cleared his throat. "We're getting off topic."

"Right." Naruto said. "What were we talking about?"

"Kunoichis." Danzo answered, a little disturbed by Koharu. "Since this is a military matter, all kunoichis are on the table."

Naruto's eyes widened. "All of them?"

"All of them." Tsunade answered. "Well, except the married ones."

"If it's not all of them, then don't say it's all of them." Naruto nitpicked.

"Brat." It was a really petty thing to get annoyed at, but it still got to her.

"Since any kunoichi fulfills your requirements, we'll pick one out for you." Danzo said.

So that's what this was about. Danzo was planning on getting his hands on his child. No doubt he was planning on picking one of his root operatives to be his wife. Well, he was about to be disappointed.

"I don't think so, you walking ashtray." Naruto wasn't sure if Danzo smoked, but he sure looked like he did. "I think I should pick out my own wife."

"We don't need you making this any more complicated than it has to be." Danzo argued. "Besides, I doubt you're mature enough to understand what to look for in a person you're going to spend the rest of your life with."

"He has a point, Naruto." Tsunade said apologetically. "Maybe it's best if you just leave this to us."

"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune shouted. "Naruto doesn't even want to get married! You can't force him to get married and then take away what little choice he has! At least let him pick who he wants. Let him choose someone he can grow to love. Let him choose someone who can grow to love him in return."

"Thanks Shizune." Naruto said, touched by Shizune's support. At least someone was on his side.

"I know how you feel Shizune," Tsunade tiredly rubbed her forehead, "but you know that Naruto isn't experienced enough to make tough decisions."

"He's more than capable of making smart decisions!" Shizune argued hotly. "He knows he's too young for marriage which is why he's against the C.R.A.! You can't seriously marry him to a stranger and expect everything to work out!"

"Shizune is right." Naruto added. "I need someone I can trust. I know you've been away from the village for a long time, baa-chan, so you might not know that the village's hatred isn't limited to the civilians. There are ninjas that hate me as well. A kunoichi you all approve of might stab me in my sleep."

"That's..." Tsunade had no words. She honestly didn't know the shinobi forces didn't like Naruto either. How the heck did he survive childhood?

"Have a little more faith in our shinobi forces." Danzo said, hoping to quiet them before Tsunade changed her mind. "If nothing else, have faith in our judgement."

"Alright, we'll involve Naruto in the selection process." Tsunade relented.

'At least I'm winning some battles.' Naruto thought, silently relishing Danzo's facepalm.

"Now then," Homura said, "if you want someone you trust, we'll have to limit our selection to the people you know."

"This is going to get really awkward isn't it?" Naruto said, not at all looking forward to this conversation.

"Don't worry Naruto," Shizune put a hand on his shoulder for support, "everything will turn out fine."

"I can only hope so." Naruto muttered.

"Now then," Homura began, "if I'm not mistaken, Yuugao is single, is she not?"

"She is." Koharu answered.

"Who's that?" Naruto asked, raising an eyebrow in confusion.

A moment of silence passed.

"It just occurred to me that we don't know the same people." Homura said, slightly embarrassed.

"No we don't." A voice rang out from somewhere.

"Er... how about you list some kunoichis and I'll tell you if I know them?" Naruto asked, trying to get this over with.

"Very well," Homura cleared his throat. "Yuuhi Kurenai."

"I thought she married Asuma-sensei."

"She finally married Asuma? About time. How about Inuzuka Hana?"

"That's not really ringing any bells... oh wait... isn't she Kiba's sister?"

"Who's Kiba? In any case, what about Hyuuga Hanabi?"

"I have no idea who that is."

"Homura, that's Hiashi's youngest daughter." Koharu chided.

"Oh, you're right. I'm terribly sorry, I have trouble telling the Hyuugas apart."

"I have no idea who this Hiashi woman is either."

"Hm... what about Mitarashi Anko?"

"Crazy Snake Lady?" Naruto asked, bewildered. "Why would you even suggest her?"

"We are looking for a kunoichi you trust." Homura explained. "She has proven her loyalty to the village and has an exemplary record."

"I guess." Naruto conceded. "But she definitely isn't mother material."

"Why does that matter?" Homura asked.

"As one of the few ninjas capable of dealing with Akatsuki, I'll definitely be away on missions." Naruto explained. "That means my partner has to do the child rearing while I'm away."

"Oh, now I understand." Homura said. "What makes you think Anko-san isn't ready for motherhood?"

"She cut me when we first met."

"Well I think-"

"Homura," Koharu stepped in, "we all know that Anko-san, while a good person, isn't ready for the responsibility that comes with raising a child."

"Fine." Homura grumbled, sore about admitting defeat.

"Just to reiterate," Shizune said, "Naruto is looking for someone who doesn't hate him, is capable of defending herself, and is responsible enough to raise a child."

"This is proving quite a challenge." Koharu said.

"Indeed." Homura concurred. "It's almost as if Uzumaki is doomed to a life of loneliness. Just like Jiraiya."

"Shut up." Naruto said, desperately trying not to fall into despair. "Just... shut up."

"I digress," Homura said, silently sympathizing with Naruto. "I guess this only really leaves your friends."

'I was really hoping we wouldn't get to them.' Naruto thought bitterly to himself.

"So," Tsunade spoke up, "That means Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten, and Temari."

Naruto, having gotten over himself, was ready for round three. "Temari doesn't really count."

"Why not?" Tsunade thought they had a really good relationship, especially since Naruto saved Gaara twice.

"She's from Suna." Naruto said, as if that explained everything.

"Why should that stop her from marrying you?" Tsunade questioned, asking for a better explanation.

"Do you really want to involve foreign politics into this?" Naruto asked. "I know that Gaara would support our marriage, if she really loved me."

"Then what's the problem?" Tsunade had no idea what he was getting at.

"It's just that Gaara's more likely to try to get me to move to Suna, since he knows how Konoha has treated me in the past. Even if he's okay with Temari moving to Konoha, I doubt he's going to let us get away with keeping our bloodline exclusive to Konoha. Since I would be marrying his sister, he might try to argue that we send one of our children to Suna since they're not benefiting at all from sending a Kage's sister to another village. You're potentially making this whole situation even more complicated than it already is. Considering we want to keep my bloodline exclusive to Konoha, marrying a foreign kunoichi is just plain stupid."

"You had me at foreign politics." Tsunade said, conceding that Temari wasn't a realistic choice.

"You know, if none of this is immediately obvious, maybe I should be Hokage instead." Naruto couldn't resist taking a jab.

"Don't test your luck, brat." Tsunade threatened.

"You know," Koharu said, "I think Suna offered her hand in marriage to you once before."

"What?" Naruto said in utter disbelief.

"I remember that." Homura recalled. "It was right after the invasion. The papers must have gotten lost in all the chaos. The paperwork tends to get really disorganized if it isn't funneled to the Hokage."

"So, if you hadn't lost it, would you have agreed to it?" Naruto said, unable to stop his curiosity.

"Absolutely not." Homura said firmly. "They helped Sound murder Hiruzen and countless Konoha citizens. Even if we agreed to it, the people would never have accepted it. There would have been riots in the streets."

"In addition to that," Koharu added, "it's not much of an apology is it? Arranged marriages usually have benefits, which is why they're considered in the first place. They smooth out lines of succession and carry financial benefits between families. Kages are nominated by a council or their predecessor; they are not determined by blood. If that wasn't enough, Temari wasn't getting an ounce of Suna's wealth so neither you nor Konoha would've seen any financial gain."

"So if we married, it basically would've been between two poor people nobody cared about?" Naruto asked.

"In a nutshell, yes." Homura answered. "The whole thing would have been an entirely different story if Jiraiya had been Hokage, though."

"I don't even want to think about that." Naruto felt sick to his stomach.

"In any case," Homura said, "that only leaves us with four candidates."

"Ugh." He was hoping they'd succumb to old age, Or at least forget what they were doing like every other old person.

"I believe the Hyuuga is quite fond of you. What do you think of that?" Homura inquired.

Behind Naruto, Kiba and Shino were busy supporting Hinata, who was trying not to pass out from embarrassment.

"I already said no." Naruto frowned deeply.

"I meant the Hyuuga heiress." Homura said, rolling his eyes.

"Hinata is a nice person." Naruto said, a small smile on his face. "I doubt she wants to be my wife, though."

"Hinata," Kiba whispered, "this is your big chance. You can't mess this up. You have to tell Naruto how you feel." Shino nodded in agreement.

Composing herself, she voiced her opinion with all the courage of a cowardly dog. "I w-wouldn't mind b-b-being your w-w-w-w-wife Naruto-kun."

"There you have it," Koharu said. "She loves you and wants to marry you. Does this not wrap things up?"

"Hinata's just trying to be nice." Naruto countered, completely misinterpreting Hinata's confession. "Besides, she has the same problem Ino does."

"What problem?" Ino said, not at all liking the implication that there's something wrong with her.

"Relax Ino, I wasn't insulting you." Naruto explained.

"It sure didn't sound like it." Ino frowned.

"I just meant that I can't possibly marry you or Hinata." Naruto said, completely unaware of Hinata's broken heart.

"I'm still waiting for an explanation." Ino crossed her arms.

"Why are you getting so defensive? Do you want to marry me?" Naruto said, confused as to why she was acting like this.

"What? No! It's just that I don't like thinking there's something about me that makes me undesirable."

"Ino, you are a very beautiful woman." Naruto said, brightening her mood. "It's just that you have a bloodline."

"Is that supposed to be a bad thing?"

"By itself? No. However, I too also have a bloodline. A bloodline no one seems to want to tell me about, but a bloodline nonetheless."

"What does... oh! I get it now!" Ino exclaimed. "Yeah, that is a problem. Oh well," Ino smiled teasingly, "your loss, Naruto."

"Would anyone mind sharing?" Homura said, demanding an explanation.

"Well, like Naruto said," Ino began explaining, "we both have bloodlines."

"Isn't that a good thing?" Koharu asked.

"Normally it is, but since your goal is to revive a nearly extinct bloodline, it's a really bad thing." Ino happily explained. "Bloodlines almost never mix. In fact, the only person to inherit two bloodlines in the history of the world is the current Mizukage."

"So, if you married Uzumaki, your children probably wouldn't inherit both bloodlines?" Homura pondered, trying to follow Ino's lecture.

"You're absolutely right. Now, you're probably thinking it's not such a big deal, right?" Seeing both Koharu and Homura nod, she continued. "The problem is that we don't know the likelihood that a child will inherit Naruto's mysterious bloodline over mine."

"Likelihood? Wouldn't your children have a fifty-fifty chance of inheriting either bloodline?" Homura asked.

"No, that's a common misconception regarding hereditary traits." Ino idly brushed her hair. "Depending on his alleles, it could be a very low chance that any of our children would inherit his bloodlines. Something like a one in four chance. Of course the reverse holds true, it could be just as likely that most of our children would inherit his bloodline."

"So what you're saying is that we're essentially playing a game of chance?" Homura deduced.

"Yup. It's all luck based. Our children could even have a three in four chance of inheriting his bloodline, yet they could all end up with mine." Ino tilted her head. "Since you want as many Uzumaki children as possible, you don't want him to marry someone with a bloodline. You're just needlessly handicapping yourselves at that point. It'd be best to have him marry someone without a bloodline, that way it's almost guaranteed that he'll pass on his bloodline."

"Good work, Ino." Shizune smiled happily. "You're doing a good job putting your studies into practice."

"Hehe, thanks." Ino preened happily under her praise.

"Shizune is right, Ino." Naruto commented. "You've really been studying hard. All I was going to say was that if I married someone from a clan, then there might have been inter-clan fighting."

"You'd have gotten into fights with my dad?" Ino blinked.

"I don't know. Maybe?" Naruto shrugged. "Clans have their own little rules, like the Hyuuga's dumb bird cage seal. If I married Hinata and we had children with the Byakugan, then they would try to force the dumb seal on at least one of them, if not all of them. Heck, they'd probably force it on Hinata if she left the Hyuuga, since she'd no longer be the heir. Or, if she was still the heir, they'd probably say something like how I should give up my clan and join them. I don't know about you, but I quite like my clan name even if I only just found out about it."

"I can see how the Hyuuga would be a problem, especially since the cage seal would definitely get involved at some point." Ino agreed. "It's been a while since I checked my own clan laws, but inter-clan relationships can get tricky. It's why marriages between different clans almost never happen. You usually get fights over which clan the children belong to. One side will argue that the foreign spouse left their clan so their children belong to them. The other side will argue that the children with their bloodline be sent over because they own everyone with their bloodline. The negotiations are pretty much always pedantic slap fights. For you, marrying someone from another clan just brings up a lot of needless hassle. Yeah," Ino made a face, "not worth the trouble at all."

"Hey, baa-chan, since we established that I can't marry someone from a clan, can you let Hinata and Ino leave?" Naruto gestured towards the door. "They pretty much don't have anything to do here anymore."

"I suppose so, it's pretty crowded in here anyway." Tsunade made a shooing gesture. "Alright you two, take your teams and leave. Ino, remember you're observing a surgery tomorrow."

Ino nodded, leaving the room after Shikamaru, who was grumbling about what a waste of time this was, and Chouji, who suggested going out to get some lunch.

Kiba and Shino were carrying a comatose Hinata out of the room. As logical as Naruto and Ino's reasoning had been, it had done nothing to soothe Hinata's broken heart. She was in for a long recovery period.

Before they could continue, Ino popped back into the room.

"Naruto~" Ino said, in a sing-song voice.

"Yes?" Naruto answered. Was there something she needed?

"If you do get married, I am invited to the wedding, right?"

"Of course you are, Ino. All my friends are invited."

"Awesome!" Ino said happily. "Do you think you'll need flower arranging?"

"I haven't even thought about planning a wedding." Naruto scratched the back of his head. "Though, now that I think about it, I will need someone to handle the flower arrangements."

"Do you think I could handle that? I've managed a flower shop for years. You won't find anyone better than me!" Ino exclaimed, trying to sell her services.

Naruto rolled his eyes, of course this is what she wanted. "Sure, why not? That's only if I get married though."

"Yes!" Ino cheered. "You won't regret it!" She quickly bounced out of the room.

"She seems pretty confident that I'll be engaged by the end of the day." Naruto grumbled.

"You are getting engaged by the end of the day." Tsunade pointed out.

"Don't remind me." Naruto complained.

"Is there anyone you wouldn't object to marrying?" Tsunade asked curiously.

"Mizukage." Naruto muttered.

"What was that?" Tsunade didn't hear him.

"Nothing." Naruto kept his thoughts to himself. Marrying the Mizukage, Mei Terumi, was something he dreamed about whenever he had dreams involving world peace and eternal happiness. Truth be told, his resistance to marrying someone with an age gap was a defense to hide his attraction to the Mizukage. She was strong, smart, caring, and beautiful. If she were looking for a husband, he'd abandon the village in a heartbeat. Or at least, he liked to think so. She was way out of his league.

"... we choosing Haruno?" Homura's voice filtered in.

Naruto blinked. What was he doing again?

"Any objections, Naruto?" Tsunade asked.

Oh right. Marriage.

"Yes. All of them." Naruto answered.

"What?" Tsunade was confused by Naruto's response.

"Who are we talking about again?" Naruto asked.

"Sakura." Tsunade responded.

Naruto looked over at Sakura. She didn't look too pleased at the idea of having to marry Naruto.

"I have a good reason for not being able to marry Sakura." Naruto stated.

"Seriously?" Tsunade was skeptical. "This is the same girl you've been pining over for how long?"

"I haven't pinned over her since the academy." Naruto corrected.

"What?" Sakura said, not sure she heard him right. "You've been asking me out non-stop since... forever."

"No I haven't." Naruto persisted.

"Naruto, don't lie to me." Sakura wasn't pleased with his fabrication of the truth. "Don't you dare lie to me."

"Wait, you seriously thought I was hitting on you?" He was surprised by this revelation.

"'Hey Sakura, let's go out.'" Sakura imitated Naruto's voice. "That's what you said to me last week. How could anyone not think you were hitting on me?"

"I thought it was just a gag we did."

"What?" This was getting stupid.

"You know," Naruto rubbed the back of his head, "I piss you off, you hit me like a volleyball, and I go flying into the air. It passes the time while we wait for Kakashi-sensei." Naruto gave Kakashi the evil eye.

"What can I say?" Kakashi lazily flipped through his book. "I'm a busy guy."

"No way were you joking the entire time." Sakura refused to believe him.

"I'll admit I did genuinely like you at some point." Naruto thought back to his academy days. "I was really depressed when you rejected me."

"I reject you all the time." Sakura argued. "You don't get depressed about it at all."

Naruto stared at her.

"Hey! You don't get depressed at all!" Sakura shouted, finally understanding what he was getting at. "A normal person would be sad if they were rejected by someone they liked. You never seem to care!"

"Exactly." Naruto nodded. "I don't get mopey about it because I never really cared. I just thought joking around about it helped you vent. Considering we never had a serious discussion about it, I thought you were in on the whole thing."

"I thought you knew as well, Sakura." Kakashi added. "Have you ever wondered why I never sat Naruto down to have a discussion about his feelings for you? If he did actually like you, I'd have had to intervene because of how bad it could affect the team dynamics."

"I... you..." Sakura collapsed to the floor. "Everything I know is a lie."

"As interesting as this may be," Homura said, "we need to get back on track."

"We seem to digress every now and then." Koharu noted.

"I wonder why that is?" Homura glared at Naruto.

Naruto shrugged. "Sakura isn't an option either."

"Why am I not surprised?" Homura pinched the bridge of his nose. "What's your reasoning this time?"

"We're still doing the Sasuke retrieval mission right?" Naruto felt like scum for what he was about to do.

"Yes. We need the Sharingan back in Konoha." Homura confirmed, not sure where this was going.

"Sasuke is also the last of the Uchiha, right?"

"Correct." Koharu nodded, wanting to see where he was headed.

"That means, when he comes back, he'll be in the same position I'm in. Since he turned traitor, Sakura is the only woman in Konoha that still likes him. Do you understand?"

"I see what you mean." Homura understood. "It can't be helped. Haruno-san will have to help the Uchiha instead of the Uzumaki."

"Wait what?" Sakura snapped out of her daze. "What about me?"

"Nothing." Naruto said hastily. "We just agreed that you can't be my wife."

"Oh good." Sakura sighed in relief. "Shishou, if that's all, may I return to the hospital?"

"Sure." Tsunade waved her goodbye. "That means you too, Kakashi." Kakashi lazily walked out the door.

"He's going to eavesdrop isn't he?" Naruto asked.

"I wouldn't be surprised if people weren't eavesdropping already." Tsunade remarked.

"It's only been me, so far." The same disembodied voice from earlier said.

"You kind of have to." Shizune said.

"What about me?" Tenten hesitantly asked.

"You're not eavesdropping if you were invited." Shizune answered.

"I-I mean for the whole marriage thing." Tenten clarified. Naruto had good reasons for everybody else, but what about her?

"You're actually the best candidate out of everyone in the village." Naruto noted.

"Really?" Tenten didn't know whether to be flattered or scared.

"Naruto's right." Tsunade supported. "You're a responsible and capable kunoichi who has risen the ranks from a civilian family. If that wasn't enough, you're also Naruto's age. There is no one better than you."

"T-Tsunade-sama." Tenten said in wonder, secretly giddy on the inside that her idol praised her.

"Too bad she's too good." Naruto said, bringing Tenten back to reality.

"Too good?" Tenten asked. What did that even mean?

"Look, Sakura wasted her academy days obsessing over Sasuke and studying books that never actually mattered. It was only when baa-chan stepped in that she became a respectable kunoichi."

"I try to work miracles when I can." Tsunade tooted her own horn.

"Right." Naruto rolled his eyes. "Anyway, combat-wise, Sakura is only really good in taijutsu. It's her medical knowledge that makes her an asset to the village."

"It's possible to use medical techniques in battle." Shizune commented. "I've done it before."

"That's true." Naruto agreed. "However, you've spent many years studying and training. Sakura has only really spent about three years training. She's only a slightly above average ninja, all things considered."

"I see your point, but where is this going?" Shizune said.

"'Where is this going' seems to be a recurring theme." Tsunade remarked.

"I'm getting there." Naruto continued. "Ino isn't very good either. She specializes in medicine," he looked at Shizune, "and her clans techniques. She's purely support and probably can't hold her own in a fight against a reasonably skilled opponent."

"She does reasonably well in her spars against Sakura." Shizune stated, recalling several practice sessions.

"I bet she loses more often than Sakura, right?" Naruto asked.

"She does." Shizune said, slightly guilty about admitting as much.

"Ino is specifically trained to support others. It's not a bad thing, but it also means she'll always need support. It's also not a good thing for Sakura to lose against someone who can't really fight on their own. Even if she only loses on occasion."

"That's true." Tsunade agreed. "I'll have to really step up her training."

"On the bright side, it means even with a handicap, Ino is doing really well." Shizune said, proud that Ino was performing well.

"And finally we have Hinata. This goes without saying, but even with Neji helping her, she's still not that good."

"Naruto, Hinata-sama has improved considerably the last time you saw her." Neji said, still upset that he crushed her heart.

"But, her confidence hasn't." Naruto easily argued.

"And whose fault is that?" Neji said through gritted teeth.

"Yours." Naruto answered. "And Kumo's, I think."

"Naruto, it's your-"

"But it doesn't matter whose fault it is," Naruto continued, not at all caring about Neji's guilt, "because it doesn't change the fact that her lack of confidence and self esteem holds her back to this day."

"Hiashi has mentioned that a couple of times." Homura noted. "It's been a common concern he's had for a long time."

"Exactly. Her lack of confidence has gotten in the way of her performance."

"How does their lack of skill mean I'm too good for you?" Tenten asked, unable to shake off how weird of a question it was.

"You are a legitimately good kunoichi, Tenten." Naruto stated a fact, not really intending to praise her. "You didn't waste any time while in the Academy, you don't have any hang ups, and you were taught by Gai-sensei, the greatest taijutsu master we have. Under his tutelage, he turned someone with no talent into a formidable shinobi." Naruto gave Lee a nod of acknowledgment. "There is no doubt he turned you into a great kunoichi. In fact, I would go so far as to say that you are the best up-and-coming kunoichi we've had in ages."

Tenten blushed. If he continued praising her like this, she might actually consider marrying him. After all, no one ever really gave her much credit. It was largely due to the fact that she had to play long distance support. Everyone else on her team, Gai-sensei included, was a close combat specialist with no mid-to long range skills. As the only one on the team with long range techniques, she had to support the others, regardless of her own proficiency in close range combat. It resulted in everyone paying attention to Lee, a zero to hero, and Neji, a Hyuuga genius. No one gave her, the weapon master, much thought because of it.

"It's because of her skill," Naruto continued, snapping Tenten out of her thoughts, "that we shouldn't even consider her a candidate."

"Are you seriously suggesting that we shouldn't pick her because she'd be too good at protecting herself?" Homura was bewildered by Naruto's train of thought.

"No." Naruto shook his head. "We shouldn't consider her because she's the only rising kunoichi we have that's worth a damn. It would be a horrible crime to extinguish her talents in favor of popping out kids."

"That's a little dramatic, don't you think?" Homura disagreed. "I think you're making her out to be more skilled than she actually is."

Unfortunately for Homura, Naruto's argument had won over every woman in the room.

"No, Homura, he has a point." Koharu said. "We shouldn't bench talent."

"I agree." Shizune added. "Tenten is a valuable kunoichi. We can't possibly consider putting her on maternity leave."

"Believe me," Tsunade said, supporting Naruto's argument, "we need all the skilled kunoichis we can get. My reputation boosted kunoichi numbers for a while, but we have kids being born who don't know anything about the previous wars. We need a new role model for the next generation of kunoichis and I believe Tenten will fit that role perfectly, like I once did."

"No one likes a sausage fest." The disembodied voice added.

Tenten was sniffling. She honestly didn't know everyone thought so highly of her. Tsunade-sama even said she was practically her successor! This was all she really wanted as a kunoichi. Just a little recognition for her efforts.

Naruto drew her into a hug. "Don't cry, Tenten." Naruto gently stroked her back. "If it means anything, I'm very sorry."

"F-For what?" Tenten sniffled into his chest.

"I'm sorry I crushed your dreams of marrying me." Naruto said jokingly.

Tenten let out a giggle, her tears stopping. She reached up and pinched his nose. "You're a dork."

"I nose." Naruto replied.

"Boo." Tenten playfully disapproved of his pun. She took a step back, breaking the hug.

"Okay we're done here, Tenten." Naruto grinned. "See you soon."

"Right back at ya." Tenten ushered Neji and Lee out of the room. "Don't forget we're sparring next week!"

"I know, I know." Naruto confirmed, waving her farewell.

"Since I appear to have been outvoted," Homura grumpily noted, "that leaves... no one. There is absolutely no one left for you to marry."

"Would you look at that?" Naruto said smugly. "I beat the Clan Restoration Act."

"No," Koharu denied, "that just put us back at square one."

"Can't you all just admit that having me get married right now is a terrible idea?" Naruto implored.

"The timing will never be ideal." Homura looked at Naruto sternly. "It's best we get this out of the way now. We don't want to wake up and hear that a bloodline has been lost to us forever."

"Oh come on!" Naruto desperately wailed. "I just got through explaining why I'll be single the rest of my life! Don't you think I want a family!?"

"Naruto..." Tsunade tried to interrupt him before he could start ranting, but she was too late.

"I want to get married and have a family!" Naruto turned hysterical in the blink of an eye. It seemed, that for all his logic and reasoning, arguing against his own chances for a family had really bothered him. "I want to come home to a hot meal and a loving wife! I want to embrace my child and talk about their day! I want to sleep next to my wife, so I can have someone to hold if I ever feel alone! I want, for the first time in my life, to have a family that loves me! Even more, I want someone to love! I-"

Naruto's ranting was suddenly stopped. Shizune had embraced him. "It's okay, Naruto." She rubbed his back soothingly. "You'll have a loving family, don't worry."

"S-Shizune." Naruto moaned pitifully. His entire body shook silently. He slowly and shakily returned her hug.

"We all love you, Naruto." Shizune comforted. "You're never truly alone."

"Shizune is right," Tsunade said softly. "You're not alone. We're all here for you."

Homura and Koharu looked at each, unsure of what to say. After all, they didn't actually care much for Naruto.

"T-Thanks." Naruto said, steadily recomposing himself. "I'm sorry. I... I don't know what came over me."

"You've been hiding your pain haven't you?" Shizune gently admonished. "Don't do that, Naruto. You need to open up, if you never want to feel alone."

"I-I know. It's just..." Naruto struggled to find the right words, "... hard sometimes."

"I'll always be here for you, Naruto." Shizune said, trying to soothe him. "When it feels like you can never reach someone, I'll be here to hold you."

"We all will." Tsunade agreed, concerned for her adoptive little brother.

It was a fitting end to this meeting, Danzo mused. The Uzumaki boy had come in alone, and while he never did find someone to love, he ended up being closer to the people who already loved him more than ever.

Unfortunately for the boy, if he had to lose, then so did he.

"Strong, responsible, and without a bloodline." Danzo said, preparing to serve his new found ace in the hole. "Those are the qualities for the woman you are set to marry."

Naruto stilled. He didn't actually have someone in mind... right?

"Hokage-sama." Danzo said diplomatically, "does your assistant not fulfill all the requirements for Uzumaki's bride-to-be?"

The room was so quiet that you could hear a ninja's footsteps.

"I... guess she does." Tsunade answered after moment. "She really isn't up for candidacy, though."

"Why is that?" Danzo pressed.

"Because she's my assistant." Tsunade firmly responded. "I need her here helping me or else this whole place would fall apart."

"What do her duties entail exactly?"

"She organizes paperwork, sets up appointments, composes the guard duty rotations, files-" Tsunade listed countless duties Shizune performed regularly. It was honestly quite a lot of work.

"This is secretarial work." Danzo pointed out. "This could be accomplished by anyone. In fact, if I'm not mistaken, you have two apprentices who have been slowly taking over some of your assistant's duties."

"They have been taking over some of her work." Tsunade admitted.

"You could even hire more people if you needed to. It'd certainly help get the work done faster."

"I don't know..." Tsunade said uncertainly. "Shizune is also expected at the hospital."

"The hospital has a nursery." Danzo argued. "Besides, hospital work is a domestic duty. She wouldn't be far away from her child on a regular basis, unlike Uzumaki. Also, when Uzumaki returns, she could leave their child with him while she goes to the hospital."

"I still don't know," Tsunade said, tapping a pen against the desk, "even if she does work less, or goes on maternity leave, she's one of our best doctors."

"The hospital is well staffed and highly trained." Danzo looked out the window, gazing at the hospital. "You've made sure of that. In addition, you have two other apprentices who are licensed physicians. We have, by far, the best health care in the entire elemental nations. Losing one of our lead doctors is regrettable, but it's hardly anything to be concerned about." Danzo tilted his head, a thought suddenly occurred to him. "Isn't your assistant technically already on leave?"

"I think I'd know if she was." Tsunade challenged.

"In between being your secretary, tutoring your apprentices, and going on missions, she doesn't have the time to actually treat patients, right?"

"Now that you mention it, she hasn't been assigned any patients in a long time." Tsunade said, trying to recall the last time Shizune treated someone.

"There you have it." Danzo said. "She carries no bloodline, so Uzumaki's bloodline is guaranteed to pass on. Having been trained by a Sannin, she is a formidable kunoichi and is able to defend herself from any threat. She is responsible, being able to juggle many duties and still perform each one admirably. She is also a talented doctor, so she knows exactly how to safely raise a child."

"Indeed," Danzo said, sounding pleased with himself, "she is the best possible wife Uzumaki could ever hope for."

"I guess you're right." Tsunade was still hesitant. All she needed was one more push...

"It is regrettable that she won't be around to confiscate your alcohol." Danzo said with faux disapproval. "But, considering Uzumaki's sudden outburst and your asssistant's promise to him, it's a small price to pay for the emotional support Uzumaki needs. After all," Danzo turned, really sounding please with himself, "she did say she loved him and would always be there for him." He knew she meant it in the platonic sense, but it was still technically true.

Naruto would never know if it was Tsunade's concern for him, or the thought of unrestricted binge drinking, that got her to say the following:

"Very well. For the sake of Konoha, I hereby propose that Shizune Katō , be wed to Naruto Uzumaki. All those in favor, say 'aye'!"

"Aye!" Voted all three fudder dudders.

The hug between Shizune and Naruto, which had initially been out of concern and comfort, had grown blazing hot. Naruto had never felt so hot in his life. Shizune's touch was burning him. No doubt she felt the same way about the sudden reversal. Nervousness, apprehension, and embarrassment coursed between them. Worse yet, neither of them had the courage to break the hug, and look the other in the face.

After what seemed like an eternity, Shizune gathered enough courage to take the first step in their new life together, as husband and wife.

"Um... N-Naruto?" She said shyly.

"Y-Yeah?" Naruto answered back uncertainly.

"I... I'm not living in your apartment." She confessed.

Naruto swallowed nervously. "Would... would you like to go house hunting with me?"

Shizune gave him a small nod. "I'd like that."


Chapter 13: Naruto: Pervert Swordsman

Some parents will do anythink to protect their child, even if they have to make a hard decision that will hurts them inside or will make others see them as a bad parents.

The night of the Kyuubi attack Kushina give birth to a twin and the Sandaime sealed the Kyuubi into one of them. After the sealing both Minato and Kushina sent their other child, Naruto, in secret to The Land of Iron after they discovered that he was born without chakra and realized that he will never be able to have a good life in a shinobi village, instead of that his life will always be in danger because of his their enemies and his inability to protect himself.

Years later in the Land of Waves Team 7 is saved from Zabuza by a pervert samurai/Cook who uses strange powers.

This an idea of a Naruto who is based on both Zoro and Sanji from One Piece. A swordsman who doesn't have the sense of orientation and travel the world to become the strongest swordsman in the world, at the same time he is also a pervert cook who like to flirt with any beautiful female he meets.

His parents are alive, and unlike many stories, in this story idea they don't hate him, instead of that they love him to the point where they sent him away to protect him and give him a better life away from the shinobi village and their enemies.

Weaknesses:

1-Lack of Orientation - he can easily get lost walk in the wrong direction.

2-Lack of Chakra - Instead of chakra, Naruto's body creates a different energy by mixing the Physical energy and the Spiritual energy, making him unable to use any Ninjustu or Genjutsu.

Abilities and Powers:

1- Enhanced physical strength, speed, stamina, reflexes, perception, and durability.

2- By mixing his Physical energy and the Spiritual energy, Naruto creates an energy he call it Haki (Haoshoku, Busoshoku, Kenbunshoku).

3- Soru, Sky Walk and Blue Walk.

4- Genjutsu Immunity.

5- Able to becomes completely undetectable, it's impossible for sensor type shinobi to track him via chakra.

Swordsmanship

1- Iaidō Style ( Style from the Land of Iron)

2- Santoryu, Nitoryu and Ittoryu Styles.

3- Kyutoryu Style (Being Asura's reincarnation, it gives Naruto the appearance of having six arms and three heads).

Taijutsu

1- Black Leg Style

If any one wants to take this idea and write a story, please let me know.


Chapter 14: Itachi in the one piece world 1

"I will love you always" Itachi said softly to his younger brother as his consciousness dissolved and his soul left the shell that was sustaining it. Taking one last look at Sasuke and feeling nothing but pride and love for his brother Itachi closes his eyes as the darkness washes over him 'goodbye Sasuke'

Itachi felt nothing but calm, it was as if the place he had awoken in was tailor made for his preferences. The air wasn't too hot nor too cold, the perfect temperature. The light level wasn't too strong where it hurt his sensitive eyes but it wasn't too dim so as he struggled to see his surroundings. After blinking a few times Itachi realised he had vision in both of his eyes and not just one.

'I suppose wounds my body sustained are not mirrored on my soul...'

Sitting up he that found he was on a bed which looked like it was fit for royalty as the silk sheets were fresh and clean, the pillows were comfortable and the mattress was soft and yet just firm enough that he was comfortable. Deciding that he would be better off exploring his new surroundings Itachi stood up looked down at his body, gone was the red cloak which those who were brought back via Edo Tensei wore and instead was replaced by the outfit he usually wore under the Akatsuki cloak. 'Is this the Pure Lands?' Itachi thought as he continued to look around the room 'will I get to see my parents again? What about Shisui or Izumi...'

Guilt washed over Itachi as he remembered the girl who had loved him for years and had finally managed to force her way into his heart and finally get him to reciprocate her love only for him to murder her using Tsukiyomi to allow him to steel his resolve and proceed with the massacre of the entire Uchiha clan.

"She will be disgusted by me" Itachi whispered out loud giving voice to his thoughts.

"Izumi-san is actually very proud of you Itachi-san" said a soft regal sounding voice. Itachi spun on his heel, Shinobi reflexes combined with his naturally alert mind allowing him to react quickly to the new presence in the room.

Now it took a lot to get a look of any form of surprised or shock to cross the face of Itachi and so the slightly widening of his eyes as well as raised eyebrows was akin to a normal person gasping loudly and so when Itachi took in the beautiful woman in front of him he was honestly at a loss for words. Her face was beautiful with emerald green eyes which shone with nothing but kindness and her smile which was gorgeous yet motherly as if she was smiling at her own son. The woman's hair was long, reaching to her lower back and a warm brown which was not unlike Izumi's own. She was dressed in a simple red kimono with an ornate necklace with a purple gem which Itachi did not recognise. "Hello Itachi-san, how are you feeling?" the woman asked with slight but noticeable concern in her voice. "I am fine thank you" Itachi said an after a moment of thought he frowned "may I ask who you are? You seem familiar however I cannot seem to remember".

"Well Itachi-san I am who your people called 'Kami' and as for the familiarity I can assure you its normal as everyone who meets me feels the same way"

Itachi's usual calm and collected personality was temporarily shattered as his eyes widened "Kami-sama!" he says quickly eyes cast onto the floor as he bows low "please forgive my rudeness". Kami simply giggles and lifts his face up to look her in the eyes "there is nothing to forgive Itachi-san you brave selfless man. If anything I believe I should be thanking you freed all the dead who were being used like children's toys, you also avoided so much bloodshed by preventing the Coup d'état and ended up saving hundreds of thousands of lives" she states with pride and happiness in her voice while smiling at him

To say Itachi was shocked at the words leaving the deities mouth was like saying the ocean was damp or lava was warm. Kami, seeing the young man lost for words, decides to continue "You see Itachi-san, I've been slightly influencing events from the moment the dead were brought back, normally I'm content to simply watch from the sidelines and believe you will sort out your own messes and learn from your mistakes however I occasionally step in to push you in the right direction such as the fight between Hashirama and Madara". She decides to pause to allow him to process the information, "You see when one side will cause widespread suffering I will help the opposite side. Now this doesn't mean I take sides as the side I influence could be triumphant or could fall despite my help and should this happen it is simply meant to be and I will not interfere unless it is needed of me".

Itachi after processing the new revelations felt like he understood however his curiosity was piqued and he decided to ask "if I may Kami-sama, what was changed in my life?"

"I simply made sure Naruto Uzumaki crossed paths with you and Nagato Uzumaki" she said with a knowing smile and proceeded to sit at the table across the room.

Immediately Itachi understood what was implied she allowed him and Naruto to cross paths and this caused the crow with Shisui's eye to activate due to the preset orders to respond to his Sharingan and cast Kotoamatsukami upon him and implement him with the order to protect Konohagakure at all costs.

"Sit down Itachi-san as you and I must discuss your future and what you wish to do".

Itachi now that his curiosity was sated was happy to obliged and sat across from the Goddess as she was pouring them both some black tea. "Itachi-san I will be blunt you cannot stay in the Pure Lands as the Edo Tensei leaves a mark on your soul which forces you to be treated like someone who does not belong here and therefore you are pushed out and towards the Mortal Plane. However since nothing is there to anchor your soul you push back against the Pure Land and cause a flux and eventually like anything under enough pressure you will warp and the stress will fracture your soul forcing you to become a shell of your former self" she says with sympathy in her voice. Itachi was distraught and his face showed it "so I will never see my parents and be able to apologise and ask for forgiveness" he whispered as a single tear ran down his face. "I won't be able to see Shisui and tell him that his eye saved countless lives" he continued on as more cracks appeared in his emotional armour. While this was happening Kami simply watched feeling nothing but sadness for him, yet she knew would that this needed to happen as his feelings that were bottled up would hinder and hold him back from moving on properly.

'I won't be able to show Izumi how much I truly cared about her and make things right between us'

That thought broke him. The emotional armour he put on when he slaughtered his clan and refused to take off for eight long years shattered to show a twenty one year old man who was sporting wounds which hadn't been treated since he was fourteen, he simply sobbed without any reservation. "I'm so sorry Itachi-san" Kami said as she grasped his hand across the table, she decided she would let him release his pent up sorrow and that help him heal. A short while later Itachi was sitting in silence and so Kami decided to begin explaining to him what she can do "Itachi-san?" she asked carefully, after seeing him look at her she continued "as I said Itachi-san you cannot stay here but you are one of the few people in history that I have influenced and watched over, therefore I have decided to do what I have done for the other souls brought back by Kabuto Yakushi and Orochimaru over the years. I will send you to a different dimension"

Itachi sighs as he feels emotionally exhausted and straightens up "by dimension do you mean like Kakashi's Kamui or something different?"

"No I mean on a much wider scale as the Gods didn't just create one world we created hundreds however many were so different they couldn't exist near each other as many abilities could tear through thin walls and that would cause a war or genocide of a weaker race due to differences in technology and abilities. An example of this is your dimension and one a short distance away which contains a race capable of gaining strength every time they lose a battle as well as destroying planets and galaxies with their powers" Kami stated with a hint of mirth in her voice as she watched Itachi pale ever so slightly at the thought of this race.

"Therefore they are very far apart even Kamui is only entering a pocket dimension one billionth the size of the gap between the Elemental Nations and its neighbour dimension where I wish to send you" Kami continued " The dimension doesn't have a specific name however the world itself is very interesting and I believe you will be able to live your life as you see fit there, but I'm not going to ruin the surprise by giving away all the worlds secrets" she finished with a slight grin that reminded him of an endearing fox he knew once. Itachi thought about this new world and after some time had passed he sighed "Kami-sama while I appreciate the offer I'm struggling to see the point" Itachi stated with a hint of sadness "as once I awake in the world my body will begin its descent into sickness again and as much as I may want to I simply refuse to accept a gift knowing I will die before I can truly make the most of-" Itachi continued until he was interrupted by Kami gripping his hand "That will not be a concern Itachi because as I said earlier you were one of the few mortals I've ever truly bent the rules and helped and now I don't see the issue as you are already dead. Therefore I will be making a few adjustments to your body and abilities".

"First I will remove your terminal illness and raise your immune system to a special level so it will completely protect you from all terminal or severe diseases, such as the one you suffered in the Elemental Nations. However you will still be susceptible to common illnesses such as colds and deficiency based illnesses such as scurvy as you can easily take steps to prevent it." Kami says and seeing nothing but benefits from this Itachi simply bows his head in gratitude. "Due to this your body will change and this links into your second change. Your chakra reserves have drastically risen due to the amount of training you did during your time in the Akatsuki and now with no disease sapping your stamina you have received the stamina you would have had anyway. Now in this new world there are many different abilities but I will change your body so that should you learn or gain any of these new abilities there will be no hindering mutations to your Chakra Network or your Sharingan, you will also gain the potential to gain these abilities as you are not being born you are simply being sent there" Itachi once again seeing no issues gave his gratitude but decided to ask a question "will I speak their language?"

Yes you will and with the third and last change you will gain the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan-

"No! I will not take Sasuke's eyes from him". Itachi stated with a serious look on his face. Kami gave him look of humour mixed with slight disappointment "Oh dear me! Not you as well Itachi-san I thought you were a special case of Uchiha" she sighs, Kami lets out a giggle "I guess it's an Uchiha thing. You do realise when Sasuke took your eyes he replaced his own, which are the ones you need for you to gain your Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan so by that logic I don't 't understand why you Uchiha didn't just trade eyes with each other once both had the Mangekyo Sharingan"

Itachi felt like hitting his head off the table. 'STUPID, STUPID, STUPID, STUPID' he thought while an involuntary twitch developed in his eye.

'Dear me I've broken him' Kami thought as she reached across and gave Itachi a firm slap.

"Thank you" he said quietly slightly ashamed at his behaviour "You're welcome" she replied thoroughly amused "now you know the deal with the Eternal Mangekyo but a few things that are not on the Uchiha Tablet which over time have been proven to be facts of the transformation. First all of your abilities will require less Chakra to use and maintain as well as putting a lot less stress on your body, next your eyes will not degrade into blindness this I'm sure you knew and lastly your Sharingan abilities will be much stronger especially your Susano'o and you will have a new ability but even I don't know when and how it will manifest."

Kami proceeded to finish and that raised her left hand and sent out a stream of purple energy which left him feeling truly rejuvenated and strong both in body and mind but he knew his new changes would be complete once he was back in his body. Now all that was left to do was prepare for his new start.

Two Hours Later

Itachi checked himself over and felt his Sealing Scroll which contained a few clothes which were kept at his and Kisame's main base of operation in the Land of Grass. Covering his usual clothing was his Akatsuki cloak which he had grown fond of during his time, around his neck was his usual silver necklace and his vermillion ring was around his right ring finger. The only difference between his normal outfit while he was alive and now was that he had an ANBU issued Tanto across his lower back similar to the one when he was an ANBU Captain and he had decided against the painted nails as that was more trouble to do then it was worth. "Are you ready Itachi-san?" asked a soft voice Turning to look at Kami who was smiling at him and he nodded "yes Kami-sama I am and thank you for everything" Itachi said with bow and a small but genuine smile, "Do not thank me Itachi-san you earned this, Now good luck and live your life to the fullest" she replied while raising her hand, the familiar purple energy gathered in her palm and suddenly shot out engulfing Itachi and he felt a sharp tug at his consciousness.

_Rusukaina, Calm Belt,

Eyes opened slowly, his head was throbbing and his eyes were struggling to focus, the first thing Itachi noticed was that he was in a jungle of some kind,

'I wonder where I am' Itachi wondered as his vision became crisp and he found he could see even minute details on the plants and rocks surrounding him. This was something Itachi was happy to see as his eyesight had deteriorated over the years, this was especially true when his Mangekyo manifested Amaterasu when he was fighting the three tailed Jinchuuriki Yagura the Mizukage.

After taking enough time to appreciate his surroundings he decided to explore the area he was in and after scaling a large tree he realised he was on an island in the middle of a calm ocean, Itachi quickly noticed that there was no waves on the sea or wind.

'This could be a problem' Itachi mused while sitting on a branch about fifty feet above the ground ' I may not be as knowledgeable of the sea as Kisame but I know that the sea is never completely calm, I may not be able to sail when I want to leave this island. Looks like I may be able to walk across the water but as I'm unsure of the remoteness of this island it could be dangerous'. Itachi's thoughts were cut off by the sound of yelling and sensing the possibility of civilisation or at least a way off the island he decides to investigate.

A few minutes later...

"What gives you the right to decide things like that Rayleigh!"

Itachi arrived on a tree branch and crouched down to watch the scene in front of him. A old man with long white hair and glasses was being pulled by his nose towards the face of a beautiful woman, taking the time to inspect the scene further he saw an old lady trying to split them up while a group of women watched and cheered for their 'Snake Princess'. The group of women in questions were for a lack of better word... odd, their clothing was similar and they all carried bows with a quiver of arrows but it was their bodies which Itachi found strange. They were different to any females he had seen in his time in the Elemental Nations, while most were normal sized and quite attractive if Itachi was honest but there were a few who were disproportionate with giant heads and long legs appearing more like snakes then humans.

"Well Hancock if you truly want Luffy to become strong you cannot pamper him, it's unbecoming of a man who wishes to become the Pirate King" Rayleigh said in a stern tone. Just as he went to continue he noticed a new presence watching them, turning to face Itachi he yelled out "Why don't you come out of the tree young man!" Itachi jumped into the clearing much to the shock of the gathered Kuja pirates as well as Luffy and Hancock who simply hadn't been paying attention to her surroundings

The Kuja Pirates quickly drew their bows and aimed arrows covered in Busoshoku Haki while Luffy settled into a stance prepared for a fight. Hancock on the other hand was livid that someone was on Rusakaina without her permission and was preparing to turn him to stone.

"How dare you trespass on this island!" Hancock growled with fury in her eyes "now you worthless man now I hope you are prepared to be turned to stone!"

Itachi sighed softly, he really hated yelling and this woman seemed to enjoy it. Now normally Itachi is a peaceful person and will rarely make the first move but since he was in a new world and unsure of his surroundings he decided to make an exception, vanishing in a body flicker he appears before Hancock his Sharingan glaring into her eyes. Hancock, much to the shock of those present collapses onto the ground, seeing their empress knocked out the Kuja let their arrows fire at the stranger who was standing over Hancock. Quickly drawing a kunai Itachi promptly deflects the first arrow fired but to his surprise the kunai is knocked out of his hand and he is forced to substitute with a log at the edge of the clearing.

'They seem to be able imbue their weapons to make them stronger' Itachi deduced after watching the Haki spread over the tips of the arrows 'I believe the crows are still responding to my summons, I will need to deal with the group of women before I do anything else. Luckily the old man isn't getting involved I get an uneasy feeling from him and I believe I would have to go all out should he attack'.

Itachi deciding to try out his new body dashed at the Kuja, when the arrows were let fly at him he leaps and corkscrews between the first volley and continues onwards. 'I'm quicker and more nimble it seems', once Itachi was within twenty feet of the pirates he bursts into crows all sporting the same eyes as him.

"What! Where is he?" yells out the snake like woman with green hair, the crows fly throughout the group and group back together to form Itachi. "What is happening?" screams the green haired snake woman as she watches the rest of her crew fall down, blood covering their bodies "you damn bastard! I'll kill you, I'll make you suffer!" yelled the woman as she slithered towards Itachi only to feel her muscles stiffen and darkness over take her... 'Sleep' she hears in her head as she blacks out

Reality

Itachi walks away from the group of women who were passing out one by one, "I apologise for my actions sir" said Itachi looking towards Rayleigh "I'm afraid I just woke up here and I didn't feel like a drawn out conflict would have helped the matter".

Rayleigh looks at the man in front of him and after a short moment lets out a loud laugh "well young man you certainly are in for an ear full once she wakes up" he says gesturing to the well endowed woman lay out on the floor, "My name is Rayleigh and the young man behind me is Luffy" he says gesturing to the teenager behind him in a straw hat, "so who are you? I've never seen you before either as a marine or on bounty poster and you're clearly strong enough seeing as you just took out a Shichibukai, her sisters and her crew in a matter of second. Just how did you do that? I've never seen a devil fruit which allows you to knock out people by simple eye contact" He asked

"My name is Itachi Uchiha, I am unsure of where I am. I'm not from these parts" said Itachi sincerely

"Hey!" Luffy yells out interrupting Rayleigh from responding "are you a pirate? Where's your crew?" this question makes Itachi narrow his eyes as in the Elemental Nations pirates were simply bandits with better means of transport, filthy murderers and rapists who would kill a person as quickly as look at them. "No I'm not a pirate, are you both?" Itachi questions coolly while subtly unsealing a kunai under his sleeve.

"Luffy!" Rayleigh says loudly catching straw hat wearing teen's attention "go check on Hancock and the Kuja I want to have a talk with our new friend". Sulking, Luffy picks up Hancock and walks to check on the Kuja.

"He's a good kid you know so I'd appreciate you putting the blade away" Rayleigh says in a kind tone but heavy with authority which reminded Itachi of the Third Hokage, Itachi deciding to accept Rayleigh's request and have a civil conversation without the threat of violence from either sides.

"Now I'm going to presume that due to your hostility towards Luffy when he asked if you're a pirate that you've had some bad experiences towards them but while a lot are naturally violent and evil... even more of them are normal people who are considerate of people as long as they don't have ill intentions towards their crew or themselves, Luffy is a prime example of this as he would never hurt an innocent on purpose" Rayleigh explained as he looked towards the boy waving his hand in front of Hancock's face.

"I'm sorry for assuming Rayleigh-san, you see where I am from pirates are scum who pillage and raid helpless villages, they murder and rape as they please often selling their victims into slavery after they are finished with them; Now do you know of a way for me to leave this island?" Itachi asked. Rayleigh thought about this as the Kuja surely wouldn't give Itachi a lift off of the island and the young man doesn't look like he has the abilities needed to swim the calm belt safely.

"No I'm afraid as the Kuja are the only ones here with a ship capable of sailing the calm belt without wind or waves and can avoid being swarmed by Sea Kings, since you've made somewhat of a bad impression you're stuck here with me and Luffy so how about you join us as you seem like you are unsure of your surroundings and could use a helping hand" Rayleigh said after a moment of thought "I'm sure Luffy wouldn't mind extra company" he added

Certain parts stuck in Itachi's mind such as Sea Kings and Calm Belt but he decided he would ask later as he felt there were more pressing matters "why are you both staying behind Rayleigh-san?"

"Training that knuckle head so he doesn't die as soon as he lands on the first island in The New World, Tell me Itachi what do you know about Haki?"

"Haki?" I've never heard of it" Itachi replied clearly confused but also interested. Rayleigh looked at the young man with surprise; 'that's not a big shock, I mean he did attempt to block the Kuja's arrows with just that strange blade' he thought.

"Well Itachi I think you should stay especially since you claim to not be from here, for all you know you could be from the start of Paradise or the four Blues. That would mean you are way out of your depth and I honestly couldn't let you go off on your own in a strange place and die. Especially on this island" Rayleigh says with a smile which yet again reminded Itachi of Lord Third "You can learn Haki with Luffy and once we are finished you and Luffy can travel on the Kuja ship as I will be there and I strongly doubt they will argue especially after you knocked all of them out".

Itachi couldn't put his finger on it but he felt like he could trust Rayleigh. Maybe it was his similarity to the Third Hokage or it was how honest he had been up to this point; whatever it was Itachi knew Rayleigh had his best interest in heart and to go against that in a world he had just woken up in would be foolish and would almost definitely lead to his death. Seeing that Rayleigh was looking at him expectantly Itachi sighed and nodded.

"I accept your offer Rayleigh-san".

Now explaining to Luffy hadn't been too difficult as the young captain was always happy to meet new people and the idea of a potentially new crewmate excited him greatly. Boa Hancock on the other hand was a completely different ball game as she wanted the stoic young man's head for in her words "crimes against the Snake Empress and her people" but all that translated to was "so I can sooth my bruised ego". Naturally Rayleigh had put his foot down and told Hancock to stop being a brat and admit that she attacked Itachi first and all he did was defend himself which in Rayleigh's humble opinion was absolutely hilarious to watch; especially since the Shichibukai are based off of their power or influence, something the Snake Empress was supposed to have in spades.

In the end Hancock conceded that Itachi could stay but decided to threaten both Rayleigh and Itachi so as to have the final say in the matter

"if either of you mess up Luffy-kun's training or eat his food I'll make sure that you both suffer" Hancock says with a glare which would of made any lesser men crumble and wilt but it simply made the old man laugh and the intruder raise an eyebrow.

The Kuja all cheered for Luffy as they boarded their ship to depart but still sent glares at Itachi which of course were ignored as the raven haired man had just spotted a Sea King break the surface of the ocean a few hundred metres off the island.

'I'm going to just assume that is a Sea King...Kami how is the Kuja's ship going to make it past that creature' Itachi thought slightly worried for the crew of women in front of him. 'Rayleigh-san did say they can travel these waters without an issue so I suppose there isn't any danger unless one falls over board'.

After some more farewells. All of which were directed at Luffy. The Kuja departed leaving the three men alone on the island.

"Well come on you two, we're burning daylight" Rayleigh says as he turns and walks off into the jungle. Luffy turns and follows him after mumbling something about protecting his crew like Ace protected him, Itachi was going to ask him about this but Luffy ran into the jungle before he could but it didn't matter as there were two years to learn about this world and his companions.

Sighing and sparing one last look at the ocean, Itachi turns and walks after Rayleigh and Luffy

'I hope you are safe Sasuke...

A/N this idea is up for adoption


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